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Date Posted: 11:30:36 06/26/03 Thu
Author: Leo Pötsch
Subject: McDonald's is kosher..... official.

I have been to McDonald's 'fast' food restaurant the world over and have found them to be all the same for one thing - the stupidity of the staff.

I went in today to buy two bacon cheeseburgers (they have a special promotion on). After waiting 20 minutes, I finally got my burgers and asked as an after-quip, "Is the bacon kosher?"

"Kosher?" said the thick-as-shit waitress.

"You know, suitable for Jews to eat. Or Halal? Muslims?"

She looked blank, then went off to get her manager, saying, "I'll find out."

I began to regret my decision to make a little joke like this and was about to leave when the manager came out.

"Can I help you?"

I decided to hell with it, I'll play this little mind-fuck with them.

"Yes, is the bacon in my burger kosher or halal?"

"Oh yes sir, it's suitable for everyone. It passes all the tests."

"So Jews and Muslims can eat this all right?"

"Certainly. It's been approved."

"Thank you," I said, leaving. I could barely hold in my laughter.

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