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Date Posted: 07:50:53 05/07/03 Wed
Author: Father Long
Subject: Let's Take the Hard Road
In reply to: Eric 's message, "Christianity is certainly not for sissies" on 11:42:29 05/06/03 Tue

Jesus says, "If you get on your knees, I'll get on my hands." And so the road to salvation is hard, sometimes even bloody. I too have carried the load of another brother or two or three at these Promise Keeper rallies, this although I am a Catholic priest. Since the boy thing, however, men stay away from me and so I leave my collar at home. I have been saved 24 dozen times at Promise Keeper events. The staff doesn't seem to mind and I know many of them, especially the muscular young man with the ax. His brute strength can lay down a pole fast, and his firm hand is the hand of God extended.

Your wife, Brother Eric? Why worry? What is a wife except a bain to a man who belongs amongst brothers. Turn her over to the charity of the church and forsake all to join us, unless of course you are fat, older, and not buff, in which case stay home and breed.

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