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Date Posted: 15:12:00 06/28/01 Thu
Author: J. Croft
Subject: Working Pikkur Pace into a Looper product would be trikky yu Drunk idgut!
In reply to: OPB 's message, "Actually, I did wonder where you'd gotten to" on 21:22:08 06/27/01 Wed

Picker Pace and his kin have become arch enemies of the Loopers, having kidnapped and tortured E. Bobby, and gangraping E. Percival. Any usage of Pkikur would have to be something like either dissing him on a recording denouncing blasphemers or in a gangsta rap style outtake where they're stealing or shooting someone-only it could be a exorcism where they confront a country idgit's many, many demonic faults. Just remember that

1) Picker is extremely gullible, ignorant, and stupid, and carries a lot of pent up rage, although genial within his limits. His mental life oscilates between guns, spouting racist extreme rightwing dialogue as the word of god, finding anything to get high off of whether corn likkur or gasoline fumes, finding snot for his boogerballs, and "ministering to the flesh" rape which is the primary form of salvation for the Pace denomiation. He has a deep seated fear of his father, Ol' Pappie, who reared him thouroughly Pace. Any terrible threat, and Picker immediately siezes with fear, associating that with something Ol' Pappie did. Bear all of that in mind when impersonating him.

2) Use the most likably Gomer Pyle-like Goober voice you can find. Must be very Appalachian and doofy but with a deep undercurent of rage and fear-like Kenny's Mom on South Park.

3)Don't forget Picker's catch phrases! These have been passed down ever since Frederic Pace worked on Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest's plantation as a overseer;

"...a country boy..."-a title Picker associates to himself with Pride when talking to someone, also interchangable with "...country feller...", when Picker feels superior about something when talking to someone else.

"...well gooooooolie!"-in wonder of something, which isn't hard for Picker to be in.

"...goodgoldigitydang!"-for Picker, his most potent exclaim.

"...idgit..."-for Picker, his most vicious putdown aside from any racist remarks that fly out his mouth like shit out of a goose's ass.

"...shove it up yer ass, with my shitkicker follow right after..."-Picker's way of saying he thinks your ideal's stupid.

Just follow these guidelines and you'll be alright. I think a exorcism skit with Picker being the target and E. Percy going off on him for him and his rapine clan molesting him would be a riot-I'd ask for a free copy just to hear that!

Yeah, right now I'm between MAYBE something that might pay off big, and a definite disaster where when Asshole(dad) dies, I lose my home and have to move and burn all my investment money looking for shelter. And at my income and savings rate it'd take months to build that money back up. Between that and my one car, a Suzuki Sidekick at 255,000 miles with no shocks and muffler and... yipe. But if this real estate venture pays off I'll finally be financially secure, and if I can keep some fiscal discipline and reinvest that money instead of buying crap (consumerist fueled credit card debt and all the Made in China junk the megacorps pawn off as cultural musts), I could be as rich as Wingnut in a couple of years. Believe me, IF this works I'll share the secret with all of you(who are Drunks).

But let's see what happens first, and if this thing I'm going into is bullshit or not. Good Luck with the CD!

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