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Date Posted: 08:40:40 07/12/01 Thu
Author: King of the Drunks
Subject: A Petition to Dionysos

My dear Dionysos: You have no doubt read that Pope Faerie has abdicated his cyber-throne.

How does the title, "Pope Dionysos" sound to you?
As King of the Drunks, you are my choice. Of course, there would be an election, but I think everyone would support you. Although I do not speak for Crown Prince OPB, I'm sure he too would be enthusiastic about having an officially ordained Thelemite priest as our Pope.

You are already our official priest, and have been for some time, so the elevation to the office of Pontiff is natural.
Please consider my petition to accept the office. It is yours as long as you wish to hold it. Moreover, it requires no more than your usual and occassional participation. It is a ceremonial office that might well be prophetic of what lays in your future. I know ecclesiastical talent when I see it, and I say that your future is bright with the promises of Crowley.

I am feeling adrift and lost over the prospect of a Popeless eternity here at The Drunks Bar. Please let me know if you accept my offer to be considered as the religious leader of Drunkenkultur.

I request the other Drunks to please comment. Please feel free to offer other candidates if you have a favorite. I know Dionysos would not be offended. He is a gentlemen, especially when compared to me, and I fear he may even decline this most high office -- and I would understand because he has many other duties.

Yet the imaginary "big pointy hat" we offer is a beauty. The wearing of the hat will generally guarantee anyone sex.
Just last night I put it on my head and found myself having
a wonderful romp with a beautiful patroness of the Bar.

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