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Date Posted: 19:10:46 07/17/02 Wed
Author: Ryan Buxton
Subject: WED. WAR RESULTS (3)

FADE IN--The parking lot. A black limo pulls up. The driver opens the door and Nightmare and Karnage walk out.

The pyro goes off as the capacity crowd goes nuts.
Joey: Welcome to the third episode of XWA Wednesday Day Night War! Tonight we�ve got out newest Tag Team, Psychotic Storm, made up of Deven Storm and Mysterious Psycho, going up against Nightmare and Karnage.
Pete: We�ve also got two new guys, The Redeamer and Icon go one on one. Plus, the owner, Ryan Buxton, gives us a State Of The XWA Address.
Joey: Well, there he is on the titantron, but it looks like he�s at home.
Ryan: Hello everyone. I�m sorry I couldn�t be there tonight, but I�ve had a family emergency. I also have a few matches to announce. Tonight in the Tag Team match, it will be a street fight! Also, if Nightmare and Karnage wins, then Karnage is selected. If Psychotic Storm wins, they will decide who is selected. But, selected for what, you ask. Well, whoever is selected will go on to System Shock to face someone for the International Championship. Who will it be? Well, it�s their pick! They will announce it in one of their next promos as to who they will challenge, and the other two who weren�t selected, will go at each other for The Extreme Championship. But, if Karnage�s team wins, he picks which one of Psychotic Storm goes for which title and against who. Thanks.
Joey: Well, that�s quite confusing but we will sort it out by the time it�s tiem for our main event.
Pete: We�ll see you in a minute after this blockbuster announcement!

~Ad for System Shock, live on Pay-Per-View, July 28th~

Joey: Welcome back and during the break we had a massacre. Let�s show you what happened.
CUT TO VIDEO.
Pete: Well, here you see Nightmare an Karnage walking down the hall, and they spot Deven Storm and MP getting some coffee. Then Nightmare and Karnage attack them from behind.
Joey: This is horrible! Here you see them pouring coffee all over Deven Storm. That steaming hot coffee!
Pete: Then the refs come and it�s all over. But now the question is, what kind of condition will Psychotic Storm be in tonight?
CUT TO JESSE BIGGS�S LOCKER ROOM. HE IS ON THE PHONE.
Jesse: Well, it doesn�t really matter, because there�s nothing you can do about it......How? You�re not here........Karnage and Nightmare, ha! That�s a good one.........Just face the facts......Whatever.......Stay tuned.
CUT TO ARENA
Pete: Well, who was Jesse Biggs talking to? And what�s he going to do?
STILL FLY HITS
Joey: I guess we�re about to find out Pete.
Jesse: You people just can�t resist snooping into people�s locker rooms and listening to their phone conversations. Well, for those who just can�t wait to know.....too bad. We�re gunna take a commercial because I said so, and when we come back, I will tell all.

~Ad for Wednesday War video game~

Joey: We�re back and Jesse Biggs is in the ring about to tell us who he was on the phone with.
Jesse: Okay, since you people are so nosy, here it goes. I was talking to........wait! You know what? This is a perfect time to advertise my new shirt!
HEDUP HITS!
Pete: Well to the fan�s cheers, Nightmare walks onto the ramp.
Nightmare: Jesse Biggs, nobody wants to hear about your shirt. Make your damn announcement and finish it.
Jesse: As soon as you leave the entranceway, I will tell everyone who I was talking to.
Joey: Nightmare leaves, bad mouthing Biggs.
Jesse: Now that we�re done with that heathen, it�s time to tell you idiots what you want to know. I was talking to the poor owner, Ryan. And his �family emergency�. Well, his son was assaulted on his way to school, and is heavily injured, kind of like Nightmare will be after System Shock. But anyway, this show is no longer XWA Wednesday Night War, It�s XWA: Jesse Bigg�s Wednesday Night War! Ryan will be out for a long period of time, and until then, I will be running things! Earlier today, when I heard that Ryan wouldn�t be here, I got my lawyer to get him to sign a paper making me, Jesse Biggs, XWA Executive Supervisor!
Pete: OH MY GOSH!!! JESSE BIGGS IS XWA EXECUTIVE SUPERVISOR?!!?!
Jesse: And you idiots probably wouldn�t know what an executive supervisor does. Well, I can make matches, send people out of the arena, and all that good stuff. But the one thing I can�t do, unfortunately, is fire, hire, or suspend talent. So right now I am making a match for next�s weeks edition of XWA: Jesse Bigg�s Wednesday Night War! It will be one on one, Karnage vs..............NIGHTMARE!!
Joey: Karnage vs. Nightmare next week on War!
Jesse: That�s right. So see you then. Oh, wait.....I forgot to tell you how I got Ryan to sign the papers. Well, see, they are suing the boys that beat up his son, so if he sees a lawyer, he�s got a pen. Hahaha!
STILL FLY HITS
Pete: What an announcement! Jesse Biggs is the executive supervisor of the XWA, and he is taking over this show!
Joey: We�ll be right back with our first match.

~Ad for Deven Storm logo visor~

Pete: Our next match is going to be The Icon vs. The Redeamer! So let�s get started.
RA: Due to a double no-show, this match is cancelled! Supervisor Biggs says that if they don�t start doing some promos, they will be in a lot of trouble.
Joey: Well, Jesse Biggs again making his presence felt. And I�ll guess we�ll be moving on to our main event.
HEDUP HITS
RA: The following bout is scheduled for one fall, with one of the winners going to System Shock for the International Championship! Introducing first, Nightmare and Karnage!
HERE TO STAY HITS
RA: And now the team of Deven Storm and Mysterious Psycho....Psychotic Storm!!
Joey: Both teams are in the ring and this thing is on. Karnage and MP are in the ring with Karnage in control. He�s got MP in the air ready for a suplex, but Deven Storm runs in to make Karnage drop him. Nightmare is fighting to get in there, but the ref isn�t letting him so his back is to the action.
Pete: Well, if you can cheat, cheat. Karnage is getting double-teamed, and finally the ref shoos Deven Storm away. MP whips Karange to the ropes and then gives him a clothesline. Cover 1....2....kickout! MP didn�t get Karange hurt enough to get the pin.
Joey: MP tags in Deven Storm and Karnage has been isolated from Nightmare.
Pete: Deven has Karnage in the corner and is chopping away. Nightmare is trying to get some emotional stamina into Karange but to no avail. He�s setting up for the Deven Driver. Nightmare knocked the ref down and clotheslined Deven out of the ring. MP is on the top rope, and he jumps onto Karange! They are brawling and Nightmare goes to get Deven.
Joey: Nightmare and Deven Storm are in front of our table and they are going crazy! Deven has Nightmare on the table.........DEVEN DRIVER ON OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! Nightmare is OUT!
Pete: This match is going OUT OF CONTROL!! Deven goes back into the ring and MP is getting MAXIMUM CARNAGE! Big boot to the face onto Deven! Cover on MP! 1........2.......3!!! Karnage and Nightmare win it!
RA: Here are your winners, Nightmare and Karnage!!!
Pete: Well, Karnage will have to pick an opponent to face at System Shock for the International Championship!
Joey: Karnage is exhausted and he is laying on the mat.
Pete: Hey! Jesse Biggs is coming down the ramp! He�s coming to Nightmare.....RED CARPET ROLLER ON NIGHTMARE! Jesse Biggs is giving Nightmare the Red Carpet Roller on the debris out our announce table!
Joey: We�re out of time....See you next week!
***FADE OUT

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