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Date Posted: 14:07:30 07/10/02 Wed
Author: Ryan Buxton, Owner & CEO
Subject: WEDNESDAY WAR RESULTS (2)

FADE IN-The parking lot. A long black limo pulls up. The driver steps out and goes to open the door, and out comes Jesse Biggs, holding his gear.

Pete: Welcome everyone to a new edition of XWA Wednesday Night War! We�ve got an action packed night tonight. We�ve got Deven Storm taking on Mysterious Psycho and Jesse Biggs goes against Karnage with Nightmare as the special referee. We also have a new guy to introduce to you, The Icon.
Joey: That�s right. and this is sure to be an great night, so let�s get started.
Pete: Wait! Look up at the titantron! It�s Ryan Buxton!
Ryan: Welcome all you XWA fans, and I hate to stop the night, but I just want to introduce the newest XWA superstars, first, THE ICON!
BEFORE I DIE HITS!
Joey: Well, here is the Icon, and he�s spitting at the fans and totally disrespecting them.
Pete: And they definitely don�t like it.
Joey: WAIT A MINUTE! That guy that beat Glacier up last week is beating The Icon! He�s taking off all his black clothes and mask, and he�s all dressed in white.
Guy: These guys who come out here and disrespect you fans and hate everything, they will pay. I, the Redeamer, will redeem them!
Pete: The Redeamer is here!
Redeamer: I have no match this week, but I want one next week!
Ryan: Well, then you can have a match with The Icon next week!
Redeamer: Alright!
CHANGES HITS
Joey: Well, the Redeamer has made his presence felt.
Pete: We�re about to start our first match, when we come back!

~Ad for XWA magazine~

Joey: Well, Mysterious Psycho is in the ring.
HERE TO STAY HITS!
RA: The following bout is scheduled for one fall, introducing Mysterious Psycho�s opponent, Deven Storm!
Pete: This match is underway with Deven Storm taking control, and Mysterious Psycho is feeling the pain. Kick to the midsection by Deven, and low blow by MP. The ref didn�t see it. And now he whips him to the ropes, and MP gets a clothesline on Deven! Deven is getting covered! 1...2...no! Kickout by Deven Storm! MP whips Deven into the corner, and runs for the spear.........NO! Deven moved out of the way and MP�s shoulder had a meeting with the ring post! Deven goes to the outside and clears our table.
Joey: Well I�d like to have a table tonight, but I guess not. He�s going to get Mysterious Psycho. Wait a minute! Jesse Biggs is coming down the ramp with a mic.
Jesse: You guys are pathetic. You are definitely not as good as me. You need to just leave the ring right now and wait for me to grace the ring for my match.
Joey: This guy is making me sick to my stomach.....

~Ad for XWA Wednesday War Video Game~

Pete: We�re back here on XWA Wednesday Night War. And next up we have our main event.
HEDUP HITS!
RA: The following bout is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the special referee for this match, Nightmare!
I WILL BE HEARD HITS
RA: And now, the competitors. I give you, Karnage!
STILL FLY HITS
Joey: They�re rolling out the red carpet again.
RA: And finally, the biggest, best superstar in the XWA, Jesse Biggs!
Pete: Okay, the match is about to start and Jesse Biggs is staring at Nightmare, and he gets jumped from behind by Karnage! He�s beating Biggs down! He�s got Biggs by the hair and he�s picking him up. He whips Biggs to the ropes, but Biggs holds on and Karnage kicks up for nothing.
Joey: Jesse Biggs slides out of the ring and stands on the apron posing for the fans, but they don�t seem to have there cameras loaded if you know what I mean.
Pete: Yes Pete, I know what you mean. And Nightmare grabs Jesse by the hair and throws him into the ring. He�s telling Biggs to stay in the ring or else.
Joey: Well, Biggs is quite the cheater if you ask me.
Pete: C�mon Joey, lighten up! If you have to cheat to win, I say cheat!
Joey: Well in any event, Jesse Biggs is pissed, but he�s back up. And he�s giving Karnage lefts and rights and now Biggs gets a scoop slam! Cover! Nightmare is counting slowly.
Pete: Like I said before, cheat! 1.........2........kick out by Karnage! Biggs is really mad and he just gave Nightmare a right hand. And Nightmare didn�t like that much, and he�s retaliating with rights and lefts of his own! And he�s setting up Biggs for the Tear Drop, but Biggs got out of it and clotheslined Nightmare over the ropes. Biggs turns around and Karnage has a chokeslam waiting for him.
Joey: Biggs is down but he kicked up his legs and gave Karnage a low blow. He�s stomping Karnage�s legs, and he sets up..............RED CARPET ROLLER! Jesse Biggs has the Red Carpet Roller set in, its a form of the sharpshooter, and Karnage is tapping! Karnage is tapping!
Pete: Nightmare is back in the ring and he sees Karnage tapping. He grabs a mic.
Nightmare: The winner of this match by disqualification is Karnage!
Joey: What?! Jesse Biggs made Karnage tap!
Pete: Well Ryan is out here to sort this out.
Ryan: Listen up Nightmare, Jesse Biggs wins by submission, but Jesse, you did hit the ref. So this little dispute has to end. So, At System Shock, our first ever Pay-Per-View, it will be Jesse Biggs vs. Nightmare in a flaming Hell in the Cell match for the XWA World Championship!
Joey: OH MY GOD!! A FLAMING HELL IN THE CELL MATCH!
Ryan: And for those who don�t know what that kind of match is, its the same as Hell in the Cell, only the cell is on Fire! Good night!
Pete: Well we�re out of time, See you next week!

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