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Date Posted: 21:52:01 07/12/02 Fri
Author: Jesse Biggs
Subject: Nightmare.....ha...you look like one

The scene begins at an XWA houses show. Tha fans have just had an intermission, and are ready for some action. Once they are all settled, the arena goes black, and gold lights circle around. "Still Fly" hits the PA system and Jesse Biggs walks out through the entrance, holding a mic.

The fans boo loudly and hold up their "JESSE BIGGS SUCKS" signs.

Jesse: Well, what a nice crowd we have tonight. But I tihnk some of us may have forgotten our manners. Didn't your mommys tell you it's rude to disprespect people? Well, I guess not, seeing as most of you are either hilbilles or trash thugs, so you probably don't know much. But I'm not out here to discuss you all, I'm here to talk about Nightmare. You know, when he gave himself a name, he must've been looking into the mirror. He's right, I do walk around in fancy clothes, but that's because I'm actually worth it. You know Nightmare, it's funny, becuase you say that you're not used to having fans cheer you, and I can see why, but you are the bigest idiot I've ever seen. All you're doing is trying to be modest so the fans will buy your ugly-ass merchandise. I decided not to put out anything with the name Jesse Biggs on it yet because the rush would be too big.

ASSHOLE....ASSHOLE....ASSHOLE...

Jesse: Here we go with the manners issue again. LEt me take a look at some of you.

He points to a girl in the front row with a group of friends and a sign that reads "NIGHTMARE...SEND JESSE TO HELL!"

Jesse: Look at this ho, she's got al her customers with her, and then look at this sign. Horrible. Firstly, it praises Nightmare, and that is a crime to start with. But look at the message. Send me to hell? You act like Nightmare is the devil or something. Just because he looks like it is no proof! And, we all know that I am going to kick Nightmare's ass at System Shock. I can just see the headlien of XWA magazine now: "BIGGS BEATS NIGHTMARE IN FIERY MATCH AND WINS XWA TITLE". Doesn't it sound great? And another thing Nightmare, you have a problem with realizing the fact that YOU cheated to beat me. I mean, how woudl you know anyway, you were knocked out cold? In a few week's time, you will find yourself locked into a cell that is on fire with me, Jesse Biggs, the true victor of our match. You only won because you cheated. I will make sure you burn to the crisp at System Shock. It will be such a pleasure to watch you feel the flames. But anyway, as far as this Wednesday goes, I don't have a match, but you and Karnage do, and I trust those punks Deven and Psycho will beat you two idiots. Look at it this way, at least you won't have to lose to me AGAIN. And your partner, Karnage. Well, if you rely on him that's a joke. I made him tap his ass of last week on War! And you want to disqualify me? NOBODY can disqualify Jesse Biggs. I make the rules! And If I feel like breaking them, I WILL! So Nightmare, why don't you go back to masterbating and count the days until your demise at System Shock.

The fans boo as "Still Fly" hits and Jesse Biggs exits.

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