But let's get to the business at hand. At the kick off show not only will Ken Shamrock dominate, he'll make his point! And that point is that I stand for anything, and everything that's right! I was against Sorry Excuse for a PResident Bill Clinton in the impeachment trials, why? Here's why!: 1.He's not faithful to his wife and god knows it's gotta be hard. 2.He would have thousands of soldiers die for his career! Which we are about to see soon from the way it's going! 3.He's a Democrat! 4.He has a stupid airhead dits give him a blo-... I almost forgot, this is a family show! But now you all know I hate the presidnet! And I'm against stupid, idiotic, satanic rituals that are goin' on! And when the world's most dangerous man steps into that ring, all hell will break loose. Good will triumph over evil! Darkness shall become light! And the only other man that I know of that is willing to help me on this is Bret Hart!

Bret, we've got a tag match signed, you and me go up against those economy korruptors Sticky and Ja-Rule, which might I add is the dumbest name I've ever heard! We will dominate their sorry hides! Now, I know we have a a last man standing match... You know and I know that we both are gonna do our best regardless of morals and opinions! And as far as I'm conserened, I plan on taking you down myself!

And I'm more than sure that all you backstabbing hyenas will probably team up on me seeing as how good I am and all. But that's okay because I guaran-damn-tee that I can take you and everybody else on! Because when I step out of that ring I will be well on my way to the WCWL Heavyweight Title mattch! And then proceed to kick whoever's tail it is that I face! Because when you get in the ring with me, you better prepare for pain because that's all you're gonna get!

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