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Date Posted: 11:00:57 06/06/99 Sun
Author: Da Killa and Ja Rule
Subject: Wednesday...

(A tape arrived to the WCWL offices, to be played before the next show...the contents of the tape are as follows...)


(A camera turns on, and shows Sticky Fingaz in the driver's seat of a Red Corvette, with leather seats, and a sound system with Sub Woofers. He is wearing a wife beater, a pair of Paco jean shorts, and Adidas sandels. He also has a silver chain around his neck, with the words "Da Killa" on them. The camera is oviously a hand held one, being held by Ja Rule. They are driving along the strip in Venice Beach, and are checking out all the women in bikinis and wearing small shorts, and shirts..As they are driving, they are both sweating from the extreme heat, but they dont mind. "Holla Holla" is blasting from the sterio, as some attractive women wave to them..Sticky starts talking while he is driving..)

"Da Killa" Sticky Fingaz : You know something, them dumb niggaz always be f*ckin with me. I wont get into the distant past, but rather yesterday, and what I plan to do about that poppa shongo wanna be, Baron Lundi. You know what I will do? Nothing! Thats right, absolutely, possitively nothing! I dont care about him, because I've got to deal with Kage if I ever want that west coast belt, because of course Toney is gunna make us have match now for the belt, and of course, like he always has, he'll screw me out of it some way or another. This time, how ever, I wont stand for it, because I dont like being screwed, I like screwing people...yeah, well, Kage, you know the time will be coming, soon, but that isn't important right now. You go win your little Heavyweight title, Ja Rule will be coming for that soon, and Ja Rule, no hard feelings about throwing you out, ok? I dont feel like talking much now, so I'll let Ja Nah take over.

(Sticky pulls the car over, and takes the camera from Ja rule, who goes and sits on the door of the car, and smiles, and folds his hands, looking at the camera. He is wearing a yellow short sleeve button down shirt, with Marice Malone jean shorts, and a pair of Doc Martin shoes. He begins to speak..)

Ja Rule : You know something, Stick-man, its alright you threw me out of that battle royal, because you oviously didn't know it was me, and you were just trying to win, as I had been the entire night. No hard feelings, and of course, just dont let it happen again. Now, you know we've got this tag match coming up on Wednesday, against Shamrock and Bret Hart, who say we are "What's wrong" with wrestling, but I just dont see that. Shamrock is ok, but Bret Hart is what is wrong with wrestling. He is still trying to hang around with all the new guys, and not letting the new guys get the chance to get over, and not giving them the chance to shine, because you cant just let yourself leave the sport, but guess what bret, we'll help you out, and we'll make sure the door hits your ass on the way out. We dont like the fact that you think your the "best there is, best there was, and the best there ever will be" because that is me and Sticky, the absolute best at what we do. You shouldn't go around and tell all your little Canadian friends that you are the best, because your just like the rest, goin underground,

(Ja Rule takes the camera from Sticky once more, and Sticky starts to drive again. Ja Rule focuses the camera on Sticky, who begins to once again talk..)

You know, Jay, your right, Bret Hart is just taking our thunder away from us, and keeping us from getting the spotlight, because he just wont leave the sport, and he just wont hit da brickz...

Yeah, you heard that..That punk better relize that we are here, and we are going to rule this shiz for a long time comin..

Yeah, This is our time now, and...Damn, did you see that girl?

No, I was taping you, @sshole..

(Laughing) Oh well..She looked like yo momma..

Damn, she must have looked good then..

Yeah..well, anyway, we've talked about that old son of a bitch Bret Hart, lets talk about the "Ultimate fighter" Ken Shamrock, always hyped up on some steroids. Just look at him, jeez. That guy must be poppin those pills, two at a time..

Yeah, Jeez, everyone knows our muscles are all natural, but I'm pretty sceptical about his. Sure, he says he can get strong from being in the zone, but I'm pretty sure he gets strong from being in the drug store..Knaw mean?

Yeah yeah, hes like that crack baby, Savage, you know, from the WCW, anyway, He is gunna hit the brickz just like we're gunna do to Hart. I mean, comeon, when you've been around for like 15 years, and you haven't really even been that good, dont you think it is time for you to go? I really would enjoy a federation without Bret Hart, because I dont want to have to beat him time and time again. Its a simple thing, we get into the ring, I put the beatin to him, and I pin his ass, just like that. I mean, my drop off is ten times better than his little submission move, and I'm sure if he ever got it on me, by any stroke of luck, I'd reverse it, or get out of it fairly easily.

Yeah, and that Punk Shamrock, if he trys to put his ankle lock on me, I'll spin it over, and do something really bad to him. I tower over both of them, and I weigh more, and I'm alot stronger than both of them, so a little belly to belly suplex wont be anything compared to my Cuban delight, or our tag finisher, the best tag move, even putting the duds to shame..You both know when I see you there, that your ass will be grass, and we aint just gunna smoke it, we'll roll it, and lick it, and party down right..Holla, Holla, Its Murda..

Yeah, and T.A., when ever your ready to come on down, Underground, let us know. Also, Soul Assassin, we'll see you later baby, you know rolling with me will get you the money, so just keep your head up, and remember that when you mess with the m0therf*ckin best, you end up with the rest, Underground!

(Ja Rule pulls the camera down and points it at himself, and looks for the off button. As he finds it, he spots an extra specially good looking girl, and they hit a bump, as Ja Rule loses handle of the camera, and as it is about to fall out of the car, he grabs on to it again, and than stands up in his seat, and screams out, "Holla, Holla, Its Murda..as he hits the off button)




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