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Date Posted: 19:14:40 07/28/02 Sun
Author: BIG D
Author Host/IP: cache-rl02.proxy.aol.com / 152.163.189.98
Subject: MATCH

SCENE OPENS TO SHOW A BAR. THE CAMARA MOVES TWORDS THE BAR ND COMES TO THE DOOR. THE CAMARA MAN OPENS THE DOOR AND WALKS IN. THE CAMARA TURNS TO SEE A GUYS TALKING AND ANOTHER GUY WITH HIS BACK TURNED. THE CAMARA MOVES TWARDS THE GUY BUT HE STANDS UP AND WALKS AWAY. THE CAMARA FOLLOWS UNTIL THE GUY SITS AT A BOOTH AND ORDERS A BEER. THE CAMARA COMES UP TO HIM AND OUT OF NOWHERE AN INERVEIWER COMES OUT.

HEY BIG D WE WOULD LIKE YOUR THOUGHTS ON YOUR MATCH.

THE GUY TURNS AROUND BUT HE ISN'T BIG D.

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? I AIN'T NO BIG D.

SORRY... DO YOU KNOW WHERE BIG D IS? WORDS HAS IT HE IS IN THIS BAR.

BIG D? HE IS OVER THERE SHOOTING SOME POOL.

THANK YOU SIR.

THE INERVEIWER THEN STARTS WALKING TWORDS THE POOL TABLE AND SEES A FEW GUYS SHOOTING POOL BUT DOESN'T SEE BIG D.

HEY DO ANY OF YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE BIG D COULD BE?

A FAT GUY WITH A SKULL WITH A D ON THE FOREHEAD MARKS ON HIS SHIRT STEPS OUT.

RIGHT HERE. I AM BIG D. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

OH I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE WRESTLER BIG D. I HEARD HE WAS HERE. DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS?

HE IS AT THE BAR ACROSS THE STREET.

THANK YOU.

THE INERVEIWER THEN TURNS AND WALKS TWORDS THE DOOR AND GOES OUT OF THE BAR. HE THEN WALKS ACROSS THE STREET AND SEES A GUY WALK OUT. HE EGNORES HIM AND WALKS IN. HE WALKS UP TO THE BAR TENDER.

HEY HAVE YOU SEEN BIG D THE WRESTLER?

HE WALKS OUT OF HERE A MINUTE AGO. YOU DIDN'T SEE HIM?

THE INERCEIWER STANDS UP AND RUNS OUT OF THE BAR. HE THEN STARTS RUNNING AND FINALLY CATCHES UP TO BIG D.

BIG D.... WE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT YOUR MATCH.

WHAT DO I HAVE TO SAY? BIG D SAYS THIS..... BIG D WILL WALK INTO THAT RING WITH ADAM FLASH.... BIG D WILL KICK HIS ASS... WALK OUT THE CHAMPION... AND FINALLY BECOME A WINNER!!!! BUT BIG D HAS ALWAYS BEEN A WINNER HASN'T HE?

WELL NOT REALLY. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT ADAM FLASH?

FOR ONE..... YES BIG D IS A WINNER AND IF YOU DENY THAT AGAIN BIG D WIL POUND YOU INTO A DAMN PULP. AND FOR ADAM FLASH.... BIG D HAS PLENTY TO SAY ABOUT HIM. ADAM FLASH.... BIG D WANTS TO SAY THIS. BIG D IS HERE IN UWF.... YOU BEAT HIM ONCE AND ONLY ONCE.... BUT NOT AGAIN.... BIG D WILL WIN THIS MATCH FOR THAT HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE!!!! BIG D IS THE BEST DAMN WRESTLER................. AND BIG D MEANS THE BEST DAM WRESTLER AROUND AND BIG D HAS SOMETHING TO PROVE TO ALL YOU JACKASSES AND TO ADAM FLASH. HE WIL KICK SOME ASS. BIG D WILL WALK DOWN HIS RAMP AND GET INTO HIS RING AND KICK YOUR ASS. BUT BIG D WILL THEN PIN YOU FOR THE ONE.... TWO.... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! BIG D WON'T FINISH THAT QUICKLY. BIG D WIL SLIDE HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING AND GRAB A FEW LITTLE ITEMS. THE ITEMS WILL BE A 2X4.... A STEEL CHAIR.... SOME BARBED WIRE.... A BAT.... SOME MORE BARBED WIRE..... A STEEL BAT WITH BARBED WIRE WRAPED AROUND IT..... A TABLE........ AND A FEW MORE SUPLIES!!!! BIG D WILL THEN BRAKE THE 2X4 OVER YOUR HEAD........ SMASH YOUR SKULL WITH A STEEL CHAIR...... WRAP YOU UP WITH ALL THE BARBED WIRE.... HIT YOU WITH A BASEBALL BAT...... HIT YOU ANOTHER BASEBALL BAD WITH BARBED WIRE AROUND IT...... SMASH YOU THREW THE TABLE...... PICK UP THE REMAINING TABLE PEICES AND BRAKE THEM OVER YOUR HEAD...... HIT YOU WITH A BIG D-DT... HIT THE SHOOTING START PRESS...... PIN YOU FOR THE ONE..... TWO..... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!! BIG D ISN'T FINISHED YET!!!!! HE WILL THEN THROW YOU OVER THE BARACADE INTO THE CROWD!!!! HE WIL HIT ANOTHER BIG D-DT INTO THE CONCREAT..... HE WILL TAKE YOU BACKSTAGE AND SMASH YOUR HAD INTO THE CONCREAT WALLS.... HE WILL TAKE YOU INTO HIS LOCKER ROOM AND LOCK YOU IN HIS KENNEL WITH HIS THREE ROTWHILERS.... LET THEM GET A FEW PEICES OF THE ACTION..... THEN BIG D WILL TAKE IT INTO THE PARKING LOT..... HE WILL HOTRIE SOMEBODY'S VAN AND HIT ADAM FLASH WITH IT. HE WILL THEN WALK BACKSTAGE SO HE CAN TALK TO MADMAN SEE IF THE MADMAN WANTS TO KICK HIS ASS..... GO SEE HUNTER AND SEE IF HUNTER WANTS TO GET SOME REVENGE........ TAKE IT INTO THE BOILER ROOM AND HIT YOU WITH LEAD PIPES AND SLEDGE HAMMERS.... THEN HIT A THIRD AND FINAL BIG D-DT AND PIN HIM FOR THE ONE..... TWO..... AND YES A THREE!!!!!!! BECAUSE ADAM FLASH..... YOU ARE MESSING WITH THE BIGGEST NAME IN WRESTLING!!!! BIG D IS THE BIGGEST NAJME AROUND AND SATURDAY BIG D WILL PROVE..... THAT IS AL I GOTTA SAY AND BIG D IS SURE ASS HELL DOWN WIT DAT!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU FOR THOSE WORDS BIG D.

THE INERVEIWER THEN TURNS AND HEADS FOR THE ARENA. SCENE FADES

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