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Date Posted: 23:36:46 07/30/02 Tue
Author: BIG D
Author Host/IP: spider-tp031.proxy.aol.com / 152.163.204.186
Subject: A DAMN FLASH

scene opens to show a limo pulling up into the uwf arena. when the driver comes out to open the door, the door slams open and out comes BIG D. he walks twords the locker rooms and the scene goes to a comercial. when the show is back from the comercial the fans wait for BIG D to come out and complain to ADAM FLASH. all of a suddon "MY PLAGUE" by "SLIPKNOT" plays and not MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY!!! soon after ADAM FLASH comes out....... but it isn't ADAM FLASH. it is BIG D with a red wig and some baggy green jeans on and taunting as if he was ADAM FLASH!!!!

comentater 1- who the hell does BIG D think he is?

comentater 2-(joking around) he thinks he is BIG FLASH!!!

BIG D slides in the ring and gets on the middle ropes and starts to taunt more ADAM FLASH taunts. BIG D grabs a mic and begins to speak.

BIG D(A DAMN FLASH)- i am A DAMN FLASH!!!!! i am A DAMN FLASH and i suck!!!!! see.... i am going to be at UWF REBIRTH and fce BIG D in a match for his HaRdCoRe title and lose badly!!!! i know it...... all the stuff i said.... all of it.... means nothing!!! i suck... i can't wrestle.... i would just give the title to BIG D but i don't want to look more like a wuss then i really am.

crowd- BOOOOOOO!!!!

BIG D(A DAMN FLASH)- so like the JACKASS that i am i wish myself the best of luck in my match with BIG D..... i will surely need it!!!! because i am A DAMN FLASH... wanna know what the name means? i wil tell you what it means.... it means i will run away in A DAMN FLASH!!!! so i will see you guys at rebirth.

BIG D(A DAMN FLASH) walks backstage and a few minutes go by before MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY plays and BIG D comes back out but this time dressed like usual.

BIG D gets in the ring laughing and grabs a mic. BIG D taunts for the crowd and finally starts speaking!!!

BIG D- well............ well.......... well......... it looks as if A DAMN FLASH has come to his scenses and finally admitted he could beat BIG D!!!

comentater 1- no he didn't!!!

comentater 2- yes he did.... didn't you hear him???

BIG D- so as a gentleman... which BIG D is no.... BIG D will be nice enough to not go to rough on him!!! BIG D wants him to at least live and wrestle another day!!! BIG D actually feels sorry for the guy!!!

BIG D gets out of the ring and walks up the ramp and gets to the top. BIG D then turns around with a sinister look in his eyes!!!! BIG D then starts running down to the ring and slides in the grabs another mic.

BIG D(about to go crazy)- ok BIG D admits it..... BIG D dosen't feel sorry for the bastard A DAMN FLASH!!!!! as a matter of fact.... BIG D is very happy that he has come threw because BIG D would have torn him lim from limn if he tried to beat me....... but now........ BIG D will tare him lim from fuking lim!!!!!!!!!! BIG D will show no fuking mercy...... and he means NO FUKING MERCY!!!!! BIG D will kick ass like never before....... and BIG D will show him what happens to people who step in the ring with HIM!!!!!!!!! see i am BIG D!!!!! BIG D doesn't take shit like what people say to him!!!! BIG D is ready for A DAMN FLASH!!!! see BIG D isn't what he was before...... BIG D has always been a badass!!!! then BIG D walks into UWF!!!! see BIG D knows almost nobody here!!!! he is not firmillier with these people!!! yes BIG D knows HUNTER!!!! yes BIG D knows THE MADMAN!!!! hell..... they both work for BIG D!!!!! but does that make he better then them..... of hell fuking no!!!!! BIG D is not what he used to be!!! BIG D used to be on the top of the damn ladder but now BIG D has been picked up and thrown down to the bottom!!!!!! BIG D is not going to except this any long!!!! BIG D feels he should be respected for his hard work..... BIG D has went threw hell to be where he is now!!!!! BIG D is not going to be pushed around any longer!!!!! BIG D is going to demolish who ever stands in his path...... even if they don't mean to be!!!!! if i am walkoing threw the hell and see a single saul.... they will be suffering pain!!!!!!!! BIG D feels as if nobody is respecting him and if nobody gives it to him...... he will BEAT it out of them!!!!!!!!! and it all is starting this saturday at UWF REBIRTH when BIG D comes in the ring....... face to face..... toe to toe....... nose to nose....... right in front of....... in the same ring with..... A DAMN FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A DAMN FLASH wants to know if BIG D is hardcore enough for him..... well A DAMN FLASH....... BIG D is HaRdCoRe enough....... BIG D was born HaRdCoRe....... BIG D was raised HaRdCoRe........ and damn well BIG D owns HaRdCoRe!!! so A DAMN FLASH..... here is your answer........ BIG D is to HaRdCoRe for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so A DAMN FLASH....... get ready because when BIG D gets in the ring.......... all hell wil brake loose and damn well it won't slow down until hell is exactly where u go..... because BIG D will stop at nothing............ AND HE MEANS WIL STOP AT NOTHING...... to take you out of the picture..... the federation... the wrestling buisnes...... and damn well out of BIG D's path!!!!

comentater 1- BIG D has gone mad..... he wants to demolish ADAM FLASH and says he won't stop at anything to do so!!!

comentater 2- yes he has..... and it is pernounced A DAMN FLASH!!!

comentater 1- welll i say somebody neds to stop this person...... he says that MADMAN works for him... well now it looks like he wasn't lying.... he is mad.... and is more mad then the MADMAN!!!! i hope ADAM FLASH can stop him at REBIRTH!!!

BIG D swings his head at he 1st comentater just after he said that... as if he heard it.

BIG D- BIG D heard that you jackass!!!! you want A DAMN FLASH to stop me on my path of domination??? well i said i wil take out anybody in my path..... and you just steped in the path!!!!

comentater 2- oh shit it looks like you pissed him off!!!!

BIG D drops the mic and goes outside the ring and goes under to bring out a SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!! BIG D then turns back to the 1st comentater. he slams the sledgemmer into the comentaters table and repeats doing so!!! he then grabs the 1st comentater by the shirt and drags him into the ring. he then gets that sinister look in his eyes again and wings the sledgehammer at the comentater and hits him in the leg!!! he repeats doing so until secerity gets out and takes the hammer away!!! then perametics come out to tend the comentater whilke secerity holds BIG D back.

corwd- BOOOOOOOOO!!!!

after about 2 minutes the comentater is in an ambulance and driven to the hospital and BIG D has the mic at hand once again.

BIG D(poiting to the other comentater)- BIG D knows that you won't be as dumb as your friend!!!(puts his hand down) now remember A DAMN FLASH.......... you will end up over twenty times worse then that!!!!!!!! so BIG D will say this....... give me the title now or else pain wil be inflicted and i will make you beg for you damn life!!! and the sorry thing is..... even when you are begging..... BIG D will show no mercy and demolish you!!!!!

BIG D drops the mic and starts taunting again for the crowd as the boo him on...... BIG D then slides out of the ring and walks slowly up the stage. BIG D gets to the top of the ramp and does a final taunt for the crowd before walking backstage.

comercial break

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Replies:

corwd- BOOOOOOOOO!!!! <-----my favorite part (NT) -- ., 01:15:26 07/31/02 Wed
look man...worry about the quality of your promo before the goodies...just a little suggestion (NT) -- Don't worry about it, 01:57:11 08/01/02 Thu