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Date Posted: 02:04:16 07/31/02 Wed
Author: Pantera
Author Host/IP: cache570.picknowl.com.au / 203.24.77.214
Subject: Versus the WildDog (what more can you say?)

The scene opens on a black and white videotape. It appears to be grainy and not of great quality. It also appears to be made with a hand-held camera of some kind. We view the scene as if from the first person perspective and watch the camera approaching a building. The camera pauses, and as it adjusts the focus, we see the words 'Dog Pound' on the side of the building. There's an abrupt cutting to black, and then the scene picks up again. Now we appear to be in the pound properly, but it clearly looks like a mocked-up set of some kind, complete with 'cells' and 'dingy lighting'. In fact, it seems to be some kind of mockery of the cage we've seen Wild Dog held in in his own promo. The camera walks along a bit further and we see Pantera in her street gear (which for those not in the know is leather pants and jacket and boots, a pair of dark sunglasses and a white t-shirt that says UWF Queen on it) sitting on a bench. She makes a very poor growling sound and motions the camera to come over.

Pantera: Grr. I am the Wild Dog. Grr. I am dangerous. Bark bark. Fear me. Grr, incoherent ramble inserted here. I will destroy everyone, more ramble.

She pauses and just shakes her head at what she's just said. A hand appears from behind the camera and makes a thumbs up gesture to her. She chuckles and mouths the name 'James' before continuing.

Pantera: So what do you want me to say to you, Wild Dog? You know I wasn't actually enjoying that rather rude kiss you put on me during Massacare. I was checking for rabies!

She stands and begins pacing the 'cell', occasionally barking and snuffling like a dog.

Pantera: Bark bark. Let me tell you something, WILD Dog....I don't really care who you've beaten up or who you've bitten lately. I have the best manager in professional wrestling, James Sinclair...who is going to be utterly professional and impartial on our match at the upcoming Pay Per View....and I have to confess the stench of your 'kennel' is causing me to forget what the name of it is. And you claim to be a wrestler? Did you just knock them out with your dog breath or something? It's clear, abundantly clear, that you're well below my standards for someone to wrestle against....and...(she frowns) you appear to have no problems in hurting a woman! You really are a dog! So for that, I'm just going to have to show you and the rest of the UWF what a truly talented and gifted performer I am, just like I did with Ghost Dancer last week at Massacre!

There's another thumbs up sign from behind the camera and Pantera nods, continuing.

Pantera: Now Wild Dog...I'll just call you dog, seeing as Rover doesn't seem appropriate...you'll have to behave and get your shots before James lets you into the ring, of course. And then we'll need to give you a flea bath.....but the point is, you simply don't have the skills to compete with Pantera. You never will do, so I hope you'll take advantage of that and simply forfeit. I know any other real man would.

She bats her eyelashes at the camera, and rolls her clearly curvy form around a bit for emphasis.

Pantera: Now remember what I've told you, Doggy, and I'll see you in the ring, alright?

She smiles and blows a kiss at the camera before the hand appears again and makes a cutting motion. Clearly disgusted to be there, Pantera kicks the 'cage' door open and the entire cell front falls forward. The camera slowly pans up as it descends....and the screen fades to black.

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