'The Psycho Superstar' Sonny Maivia DeVine

[ The following scene opens with Sonny Maivia DeVine and his blonde driver, Natalia, as they standing in the mall looking around in The Foot Locker sports store. As they come across shirts with several GWA superstars on them, DeVine stops to look at a few of them. ]

Sonny DeVine: Hmmm Chris Damm...I bet this shirt will be a collector's item....Oh here's a goody...Chris Carpenter...Oh and look! Chris Cane. Natalia, I since a pattern here...Chris, Chris and Chris....awwww now at this a nice one...a T-shirt of the former president Steven Fury. Well, well, well...if it ain't a T-shirt of cest moi! Hmmm...ain't this interesting...a T-shirt of Dark Tiger...Wolf Boy himself. God, Natalia, when I get my hands on him, he'll wish he was a wolf.

Natalia: He has no brains left. I think you have hammered them out of him the last time.

Sonny DeVine: Dark Tiger is an idiot. He thinks that that last hammer shot was a weak one...wait til he feels this one. I'll hit him so hard that his mother will scream. I'll leave a birth mark on his unborn puppies...or is it kitties...either way it will be done. I mean, here is a fool thinking he is a damn werewolf and I am called 'The Psycho Superstar'. Sheesh! But my dear Natalia...it's time to take off the kid gloves with Dark Tiger...that long haired hippy bum. At Insurrection, I will do so much damage to Dark Tiger that he won't be in any condition to face Cutter for the Maximus title. Come Natalia...I need to go to the hardware store.

[ Thirty Minutes later Sonny and Natalia are walking through a hardware store. A young pimple faced clerk comes up to them and smiles as he realizes that he is facing Sonny Maivia DeVine. ]

Clerk: Hello Sir....I...I am one of your fans.

Sonny DeVine: Natalia? Do I have a fan? Sigh! Perhaps I am not doing my job very well if I have fans. Oh I have an idea....OKAY geek face! I don't care what kind of fan you are...electric or battery operated...I need a new sledgehammer. Where do you keep them, nerd.

Clerk: Right this way, Sir. I think you will find them all to your liking.

[ DeVine picks up one and measures it's weight. ]

Sonny DeVine: Hmmm...this is a ten pounder. It has a wood based handle...kind of light weight and the handle is made of mahogany. I would have used an heavy oak. Now, Natalia, this one here is pretty good. A twenty pound hammer with a black handle. Look at the head. It's sleek and black...one whack it that and Wolfie D goes to the pound.

Natalia: What about Jon Paladin?

Sonny DeVine: Jon Paladin. You know Natalia there use to be a TV show with Paladin in it. Have Gun will travel...Jon Paladin...interesting fellow. I was actually discussing Paladin with Cutter earlier today. He had alot of interesting things to say about him and it is clear that Paladin had some interesting things to say about me. Okay Pally. I don't need the Mafia to watch my back...but it does give one a great sense of security to have 845 lbs watching your back. And having Saiki and Kenjiki with me as we stomp a mudhole in the butthole of anyone we please, it does make it that much more fun. Will they figure in our match up? Perhaps? Will they come for you? Maybe? I mean, if I had my choice, it would be me and Dark Tiger alone in the ring...him tied to a ringpost with my hammer smashing into his skull but the GWA oral-ficials booked this match this way and why protest when I can clean Dark Tiger's glizzard and feed it to my dog Max. But Jon Paladin, I am not a total psycho and I do know my way around a ring and I know how to hold my own in a good hook and jab. You impress me as a man that can take alot..but can you take all that I have to dish out? Maybe, maybe not...we'll find out real soon. As for Dark Tiger....hahahahahahahaha! I have a hammer and it's got your name on it and after Insurrection...it will have your blood on it. Get ready for the agony and the pain....Hey Pimple Boy! Give me this twenty pounder...I think it should crack Dark Tiger's skull very nicely.Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[ As the scene fades, Sonny DeVine's laughter becomes more and more sinister. ]

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