The ABC's of AGONY (this one...pt 3..damnit!) -- Gladiator Wrestling Alliance

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[ The scene opens with Saiki and Kenjiki standing in front of an abandoned classroom. Both men are wearing black professor's robes and morter boards and holding pointers. Written on the black board are the words Jaboobies and next to the word are the names Doom and Doomsday. ]

Saiki Taphu: Good Day class. I am Professor Saiki Taphu and this is my associate Professor Kenjiki Samu and welcome to Basic Carny 101.

Kenjiki Samu: Now, there are two students who need a refresher course in this class so therefore, Professor Taphu and I have come out to help them...if that is even possible. First...bad vs badly...hmmm, you are correct that was incorrect word usage. And when you consider the audience that I was addressing you will realize that the minimal intellect of the fans and the moronic mentality of our opponents, I was behooved to use the vernacular that the lower class masses are use to hearing on a daily basis and could readily understand. I furvently.....

Saiki Taphu: Psst! Pssst! Yo Kenjiki? You do know we don't talk like that on camera. You're breaking the gimmick.

Kenjiki Samu: My apologies, Saiki. Okay, listen up you punk assed sap suckers. A jaboobie is the combination of a jabroni and a boobie...i.e...jaboobie. And a Jaboobie is...

Saiki: Actually, Kenjiki that phrase should have been...And Jaboobies are...not is.

Kenjiki: I beg to differ, Saiki. If I was going to use the plural..i.e Doom and Doomsday then are would be the appropriate useage but I was going to use the singular i.e Heavy Artillery thus making 'And a jaboobie is' the appropriate response.

Saiki: You are so right....[ Saiki and Kenjiki nod, smile and then rip off the robes and the morter boards revealing their leather jummpsuits with BoA on them and around their waist are two gold tag team belts and as the camera zooms in the belts are those belonging to the EWR Wrestling Federation. ]...Okay, now fun and games are over. We just got through beating up some punks in this EWR and now we are the EWR tag team champions...now ain't that fnging impressive and before someone says something...yes, the EWR is replete with jaboobies, the way we figure it..it's more people for us to beat up and if we get gold and get paid for it...well, what the hell. Heavy Artillery, you are going to find out what it's like to get Hell Bombed...Oh! I'm sorry, you already know how that feels. We have waited months for this and at Insurrection we are going to savor every minute of the ass whipping we are going to dish out on you. You guys will learn the ABC's of AGONY taught by me and Kenjiki.