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Date Posted: 18:47:19 10/25/03 Sat
Author: Q
Subject: Where's Q?

So I sit down at my computer to check out the FFFL site and to my surprise, the league woke up while I was away. We�ve got Ryan, Jay, Koolen, Cock1, Ewen�the regulars, with one notable addition � my former co-owner, Scab. I have to admit, he got the best of you guys.

Ewen, who has been speechless a grand total of zero times in the past decade, with his weakest post ever, in response to one of the Scab�s posts. The �it took you two days to come up with that� post. That's it...that's all you've got? As pathetic as the Shawn Bryson for Drew Bledsoe trade you offered up to me last month and were floored I didn�t take. Here's a suggestion Skip, next year, think ahead a little further than the end of your nose and get a backup QB. I know, you'll only be able to carry 9 mediocre receivers instead of 10, but that's the way it goes.

Then you have Jay and Ryan from the back of the room with �We�re past champions. We�re past champions. Don�t pick on us!� The rest of us could barely hear them over that loud sucking sound that their 2003 teams are making. Jay, you�re lucky that Endorf and Rine are in the league and content to live in the basement (by the way, they offered me McNabb for Coles, Boller, and Stallworth � I thought that was funny). Jay (or maybe we should change it to Jayne based on the play of your team) you might not be living downstairs, but you sure know your way around the woodshed out back. Has anyone ever gone from first to worst? You�ve gotta have goals, Jay. This might be a place to start. Don�t laugh Ryan, you�re not much better. Be glad you run the league or we would have contracted the Clubbers long ago. I know, �we beat you, didn�t we?��sun shines on a dog�s ass some days.

Then Koolen throws the jab that sparked this response. ��the NIT is traditionally the Ryan Knispel Invitational Tournament. There are the usual staples like Brad and Quint, and the Titos�� What? I agree with Brad (he�s like 5-time champion), the Titos (was Hatten at the draft?) and Ryan (see above), but me? I disagree pal. So, I took to the stat book. Koolen did you know that there�s only one team to finish in the top-5 3 times in the past 4 years. Yep, the BURRITOS. How about this one? Name the only two teams averaging 13+ wins per year during that same time frame. BURRITOS and the Nads (and don�t start to think that I enjoy being associated with �The Judd�). I�ve got one more. What team has the highest average end-of-season rank since the statistic began in 1999? BURRITOS.

Koolen and Ryan� since you asked, I'd thought I'd let you know I�m here. For now, the rest of you lollipops can walk (yeah, that includes you Cock1), but the Burritos are about to make things erupt.

Q

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Replies:

Re: Where's Q? -- Ewen, 23:33:56 10/25/03 Sat
- Re: Where's Q? -- Clubbers, 07:47:57 10/26/03 Sun
  - Re: Where's Q? -- Ewen, 09:00:26 10/26/03 Sun