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Date Posted: 23:33:56 10/25/03 Sat
Author: Ewen
Subject: Re: Where's Q?
In reply to: Q 's message, "Where's Q?" on 18:47:19 10/25/03 Sat

I'm so tired of being the measuring stick for all you punk speedbumps who chime in about as often as Koolen mixes in a salad with his meal. Its pretty easy to pop in for a quick jab and then run back off into obscurity. Quint is like the groundhog who sticks his head out of his little hole about this time of year and if everything goes well, he stays out for a while but otherwise he dives back in for another couple months. See you again in December Punxsutawney Quint...maybe. Speaking of my 9 mediocre receivers, has anyone taken a close look at Q's stable of running backs? That crew has about as good of chance of scoring as Brad Bell on prom night! How many owners did the Burritos have anyway? Even after Jim Rome's little retarded sister (I love that by the way) split off to join the league, there are still two owners listed. That team is like one of those little clown cars with an endless supply of little goofy owners dressed in funny clothes!

Nice to see Koolen joining the realm of the living again. It is funny to see his Commodore 64 post each of his messages twice. Still, he's come a long way since dropping his smack note in a bottle and floating it down Salt Creek the Commissioner. This year's Gangstas have moved up the polls faster than Jeff can say "Yes I'll have seconds."

WHERE'S CURT? HE USUALLY FIRES OFF AN INCOHERENT POST OR TWO EACH SEASON. With one of his best starts in recent memory, you'd think he'd be all over us about wasting his time with our bickering on the message board or how CU is going to roll the Huskers this year or why we let another short-tempered, goatee wearing owner in the league.

Hot Gravy's Bedni collection starting to look like the beginning credits of the Brady Bunch. I hope they get their season turned around because I don't like the sound of "The Hot Gravy Award!" I can just see it next year, "Hey Lans did you get the Hot Gravy this week?" Or at auction day, "The Clubbers scored the most Hot Gravy last year." Yuck!

Speaking of hot gravy, man Bartley sucks! What happened to the mighty Hoosier squad? Since there was some argument about the originality of Hoosier spoof names, let's just throw a few out that would be appropriate for this season: Hoosier Trophy Go To Next; Hoosier Gynecologist; Hoosier Next Loss From; Hoosier Next Rant About; Hoosier Running Back or Hoosier Quarterback. Props to Jay though for keeping the message board alive.

With only a couple weeks until the trade deadline, it is about the time of year when Jerry gives young Judd a few players to carry into the playoffs. The elder Knispel tends to feel his paternal instincts in late October; watch for the Priest Holmes for Jamel White trade! While on the topic of Knispels, watch out also for Ryan starting your players on his team. They are a shifty bunch.

I'd like to write more about the other speedbumps out there but I tend to forget who they are during the season. It is always nice to see the chumps at auction day just to know they are still alive. "Nice team Lans, see you next year." "Quality squad you drafted Hatten, we'll call you if you win the championship." "You pick this sorry squad then expect me to coach it all year Kreifels?" "No more pizza for you Koolen."

Bring your sorry smack, even the "I screwed your mom" stuff...I can still run you clowns.
I'm out.

>So I sit down at my computer to check out the FFFL
>site and to my surprise, the league woke up while I
>was away. We�ve got Ryan, Jay, Koolen, Cock1,
>Ewen�the regulars, with one notable addition � my
>former co-owner, Scab. I have to admit, he got the
>best of you guys.
>
>Ewen, who has been speechless a grand total of zero
>times in the past decade, with his weakest post ever,
>in response to one of the Scab�s posts. The �it took
>you two days to come up with that� post. That's
>it...that's all you've got? As pathetic as the Shawn
>Bryson for Drew Bledsoe trade you offered up to me
>last month and were floored I didn�t take. Here's a
>suggestion Skip, next year, think ahead a little
>further than the end of your nose and get a backup QB.
> I know, you'll only be able to carry 9 mediocre
>receivers instead of 10, but that's the way it goes.
>
>Then you have Jay and Ryan from the back of the room
>with �We�re past champions. We�re past champions.
>Don�t pick on us!� The rest of us could barely hear
>them over that loud sucking sound that their 2003
>teams are making. Jay, you�re lucky that Endorf and
>Rine are in the league and content to live in the
>basement (by the way, they offered me McNabb for
>Coles, Boller, and Stallworth � I thought that was
>funny). Jay (or maybe we should change it to Jayne
>based on the play of your team) you might not be
>living downstairs, but you sure know your way around
>the woodshed out back. Has anyone ever gone from
>first to worst? You�ve gotta have goals, Jay. This
>might be a place to start. Don�t laugh Ryan, you�re
>not much better. Be glad you run the league or we
>would have contracted the Clubbers long ago. I know,
>�we beat you, didn�t we?��sun shines on a dog�s ass
>some days.
>
>Then Koolen throws the jab that sparked this response.
> ��the NIT is traditionally the Ryan Knispel
>Invitational Tournament. There are the usual staples
>like Brad and Quint, and the Titos�� What? I agree
>with Brad (he�s like 5-time champion), the Titos (was
>Hatten at the draft?) and Ryan (see above), but me? I
>disagree pal. So, I took to the stat book. Koolen
>did you know that there�s only one team to finish in
>the top-5 3 times in the past 4 years. Yep, the
>BURRITOS. How about this one? Name the only two
>teams averaging 13+ wins per year during that same
>time frame. BURRITOS and the Nads (and don�t start to
>think that I enjoy being associated with �The Judd�).
>I�ve got one more. What team has the highest average
>end-of-season rank since the statistic began in 1999?
>BURRITOS.
>
>Koolen and Ryan� since you asked, I'd thought I'd let
>you know I�m here. For now, the rest of you lollipops
>can walk (yeah, that includes you Cock1), but the
>Burritos are about to make things erupt.
>
>Q

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Replies:

Re: Where's Q? -- Clubbers, 07:47:57 10/26/03 Sun
- Re: Where's Q? -- Ewen, 09:00:26 10/26/03 Sun