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Subject: Re: Seven years without a pop-tart.

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Date Posted: 18:58:05 01/10/09 Sat
Author Host/IP: c-24-5-7-117.hsd1.ca.comcast.net/24.5.7.117
In reply to: Jimmy 's message, "Re: Seven years without a pop-tart." on 08:39:11 01/07/09 Wed

>Yo MG, are you working as a reporter for the
>Associated Press?

You can be forgiven for forgetting that he's the reason I never write under that name. No, I'm still toiling away in relative obscurity in Berlin, halfheartedly back in school.
>
>Liberace? Yeah right. I haven't bought new article of
>clothing all year...and not because I'm a homo vintage
>poser wannabe...like you (MG claims he doesn't wear
>pieces of clothing made before he was born...yes, he
>is the gay one).

Sadly, that's far from the dumbest shit I got away with saying in those days, but then again I was 19 (cue cutesy line ending in "what's your excuse?" followed by rimshot). Anyway, no harm done with the all-too-literal attempt at a gay joke. We both know that if you got your cock sucked as often as I do, you probably wouldn't need so many pharmaceuticals to cope with the stress of talking to yourself on the internet.

I'd intended to mention, ages ago, that I attempted once to give you marginal immortality in a scripted radio monologue. It was about this nice goofy midwestern bloke badgering and begging a bespectacled black chick into going out with him. She finally budges, and in sheer terror he tears down the street, only to wind up in a Scientology� office, where he is successfully bullied and begged into buying a book. Presented largely in first-person as fiction, described by a medium-harsh lesbian as (you'll dig this) "compassionate and kind of cute but still a little too Neil LaBute" and ultimately cut in favor of a bit that was definitely more Wes Anderson-felching-his-own-santorum-out-of-Miranda July's-poohole, which is not my flavor of hyphenate. Anyway, would've posted the script before I lost it, but for some reason it only occurs to me to visit the Board when I'm visiting my Mom. Freudian?

Glad to see you're alive and utterly unchanged. Big non-consensual hugs all around!

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Re: Seven years without a pop-tart.	Jimmy	05:12:14 02/06/09 Fri