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Subject: Re: Seven years without a pop-tart.


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Date Posted: 19:39:26 01/10/09 Sat
Author Host/IP: c-24-5-7-117.hsd1.ca.comcast.net/24.5.7.117
In reply to: Rhonda 's message, "Re: Seven years without a pop-tart." on 09:03:34 01/10/09 Sat

Hi Rhonda! Happy to see everything's still in its right place. Good work on getting the boy to puberty.

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27 y/o, 5'10", omnivorous, cautiously potty-mouthed, polymorphous, ambiguously married, childless potsmoking wanker with big tattoos to scare away the Japanese. Scorpio with Scorpio rising and my Venus in Uranus. Cut, against my will, but otherwise hung like my dad. Drink too much but I don't know how to drive. More hairs on my toes than on my chest. Have too many hats and jackboots but need to buy more woolly socks and underwear. Still afraid to see what happens if I get frisky with the card that asks "are you carrying any fruits/vegetables/farm animals and have you ever been convicted of genocide?" as well as of scorpions and intestinal worms. Shoes - 11 US/10.5 UK/45 EUR. Likes: elephants, motorcycles, and Krupnik. Hates: sailboats, chihuahuas, and raisins. Recently had a dream in which Meryl Streep walked in on me trying to suck my toes in the bathtub and screamed, "have you come yet?" in a mock-Yiddish accent.

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