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Date Posted: 16:45:47 11/12/02 Tue
Author: Thug roC
Author Host/IP: cache-dm01.proxy.aol.com / 205.188.209.69
Subject: Family Night

Prelude
I�m no Carl Ca$h, Mr. Jackson, or nVc
I�m the REAL True Talent, known as r.o.C.
I�m the True Talent that's still holding his own
The only true talent with the heir to his throne
It�s like gold, the way I set the tone
The Little Great, that means almost the best
Sunday Night, it�ll be my foot on his chest
Is he the best guy that I must test?
I think not, I guess I gotta settle for less
I�ve done the things that you�ve never done
While you go and forget this is all for fun
I�ve got the gold that you�ve never won
And it�ll stay here Monday with the rising of the son
Sunday night I�ll give you the money for your run
You�re a big joke, more like the Little Great Pun

-=[We open the show with T.roC arriving to the bowling alley with his family. You can�t help but notice that T.roC�s youngest daughter, Lisa, is on crutches. They enter the bowling alley and it seems to be a normal environment. All the lanes are well lit and people are at the concession counters waiting to be served. Then you suddenly see a guy walk by with huge ears that are very pointy. ]=-

Lisa: Hey! This isn�t Disney Land!

T.roC: Sure it is we just came in the back way. This is bowling alley land.

-=[The guy with the pointy ears walks by]=-

T.roC: See, there�s Mickey right there, he just forgot his make up.

Shannon: Oh gosh, we came on space alien night!

Lisa: You can�t fool me daddy, this is a bowling alley and I don�t even know how to bowl.

T.roC: You didn�t know how to roller blade either, and that didn�t stop you did it Hop-a-long? But it�s ok. We�re going to sit back and watch the game and eat some popcorn while your mother and them bowl.

Shannon: Oh no. We came here as a family and we�re going to bowl as a family. I�m sure we all would rather be with other people right now, but tonight is family night.

T.roC: Fine, I�ll bowl in between rounds, but I won�t have fun.

Shannon: Stop being a little brat.

T.roC: Make me.

-=[Two guys dressed as aliens or whatnot walk by Michael as Michael forms his hands in V shapes]=-

T.roC: Hey Michael, would you stop with the gang signs! What if one of these aliens have lasers or whatever they carry?

Michael: That wasn�t a gang sign! Don�t you know? �Live long and prosper?�

T.roC: Well you�re going to �die young and suffer� if you don�t stop making gang signs. If they jump you, I�m not helping you.

Michael: What are these geeks going to do? Shut down my computer? I�m getting something to eat.

-=[Then some space geek rushes up to Clare]=-

Geek: My merciless queen!

Clare: What?

Geek: I know you�re in disguise. But I shall worship you from now till doomsday!

Clare: Dad help!

T.roC: Hey kid what�s your problem?

Geek: COOL! Where did you get those ears? Those points are perfect!

T.roC: Aight Captain Jerk, why don�t you beam your self out of here or I�ll place my foot where no man has ever gone before.

-=[The Geek walks off]=-

T.roC: Shannon, why don�t we just leave? We don�t belong here! Only an idiot would enjoy fun like this.

-=[Michael returns]=-

Michael: This is great! Thank you for bringing us here, and on space night too! Nothing gets better then this!

-=[The whole family looks at Michael with disgust as they all walk over to the shoe counter. They pass by multiple freaks and geeks until they arrive to receive their shoes. The guy at the counter is currently sitting on the phone as T.roC approaches him]=-

T.roC: Excuse me.

-=[The guy puts his hand up in a �one second� type motion]=-

T.roC: You see that Shannon? The guy gave me the finger! I think we should leave

Shannon: He didn�t give the finger he gave you a finger. And stop trying; we�re not going to leave. This is family time.

-=[The guy is still on the phone]=-

T.roC: Excuse me�sir�

Guy: One-second man�

T.roC: No �one second�

-=[T.roC hangs the phone up as Shannon looks shocked]=-

T.roC: Excuse me; we are paying customers here, not to mention that I am the best wrestler in this business. Now I�m not going to be brushed aside by some guy that won�t even stand up and greet customers as they arrive. This shows how unorganized this company can be. You didn�t even stand up to greet us! Matter of fact, I�m so outraged; we�re not bowling here! That�s right, we�re going home!

Shannon: That�s not going to work

T.roC: Not going to work?

Shannon: Nope.

T.roC: Aight, then we need some bowling shoes�

Shannon: Now Terrel, I�m sure that this man has a good explanation on his actions. All you have to do is hear him out.

T.roC: HA! A good explanation? Aight fine lets here it.

Guy: My wheel chair broke and that was the only time I could call the manufacturer.

T.roC: Oh. I�m sorry about the whole �standing up� thing. But look on the bright side; at least you got the best parking spot in the place!

Shannon: Stop it Terrel!

T.roC: OK, I�ll stop.

Shannon: Now kids, tell the nice man your shoe sizes�

Lisa: 13 kids

Michael: 8

Clare: 6

Shannon: 7

T.roC: 7?

Shannon: OK 8

T.roC: 8 Shannon?

Shannon: Fine 8 �, but no more.

Guy: And you sir?

T.roC: Size 12

Guy: Sorry, size 12 goes quickly on alien night. That�s Luke Skywalker�s size. But I do got these

-=[The guy pulls out some high heel bowling shoes]=-

T.roC: Come on now, I can�t where no size 6 with a 5 inch lift. Don�t you have anything else closer to a 12? Like a 13 or a 11 �?

Guy: Yea here�

-=[Pulls out a size 15]=-

T.roC: Those are clown shoes! And they smell like ass and feet!

Guy: They were last worn by that guy [pointing]

-=[T.roC turns his head to see an obese guy with a bald head]=-

Guy: He said he�s been sweating a lot because he picked something up at a goat farm

T.roC: What? A goat?

-=[T.roC takes the shoes and the family goes to find their lane. We fast forward a little to where the family is already playing. Shannon is up to bowl and hits a strike right down the center. We also see T.roC watching the boxing match on the monitors, as he isn�t even paying attention to what�s happening]=-

Shannon: Woo Hoo! Aight Terrel, you�re turn!

-=[T.roC keeps his eyes on the monitor as he grabs a ball and kicks it down the lane into the gutter]=-

Shannon: Terrel you�re not even trying! You�re just watching that stupid fight!

T.roC: What are you talking about? I was to trying! That was just bad luck. I�ll get the next one.

Shannon: All you�re doing is watching the fight, and you know it.

T.roC: These are just preliminaries, nobody cares about theses. I don�t really care about these. I could hardly care less.

-=[Suddenly the screens go off]=-

T.roC: What the hell! Who cut off my TV?

Shannon: Hehe, look at your daughter.

-=[We notice that Lisa has accidentally tripped over the TV cord with her crutches. T.roC gets mad as hell as now he's forced to actually bowl with his family. The scene fades with T.roC sitting down with his arms crossed]=-

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