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Subject: Re: Superman Triumphant Author: Buttchapper [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 07:36:28 08/24/04 Tue In reply to: Jimmy Olsen 's message, "Superman Triumphant" on 18:11:02 07/26/04 Mon >Hell, more times than your dumb ass can count. What has >Batman done to even come close to saving the world? Oh >right, he apprehended the fucking Joker last night. Big ass >deal!!!!! If you don't know what the hell you're talking >about, stay the hell off these message boards. You sound >like a fucking nine year old anyway!!! Listen, you sack-shaving imbecile, obviously your knowledge of Batman is weaker than Jack Black's knowledge of comedy. You are forgetting the "Fiery Apocalypse" series of Batman comics when a deranged Fatty Arbuckle attempted to use the Nutritron-6000 Traction Beam to drag the Earth into the Sun unless people elected him the Global Emperor of Humor. AS YOU OBVIOUSLY FORGOT, NUTCLEANER, it was BATMAN, NOT SUPERMAN, who thwarted this nefarious scheme. Superman was busy getting crotch-enhancing liners put into his pants so he'd look more manly. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> [> Subject: Re: Superman Triumphant Author: DolphTakesTwoBaby [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 19:21:24 08/26/04 Thu >Listen, you sack-shaving imbecile, obviously your >knowledge of Batman is weaker than Jack Black's >knowledge of comedy. You are forgetting the "Fiery >Apocalypse" series of Batman comics when a deranged >Fatty Arbuckle attempted to use the Nutritron-6000 >Traction Beam to drag the Earth into the Sun unless >people elected him the Global Emperor of Humor. AS >YOU OBVIOUSLY FORGOT, NUTCLEANER, it was BATMAN, NOT >SUPERMAN, who thwarted this nefarious scheme. >Superman was busy getting crotch-enhancing liners put >into his pants so he'd look more manly. Well, Buttchapper, I believe that you are incorrect. The "Fiery Apocalypse" series of comics was set in the BozMan universe, where Captain Skaggs and the Troubador Legion stopped Fatty Arbuckle's diabolical plans. What you wanted was the "Hand of Armageddon" series, where Batman stopped the A-Team, resurrected as demons by Dark Viscount Satan LaThekrites, from unleashing power of the Flaming Jewel of Diotrophes, a relic so powerful that it could have wiped out the entire solar system. The series ended with a cataclysmic battle among Batman, a very demonic Mr. T (who said "I pity the fool that gets sent to hell!"), and a reanimated Generalissimo Franco who was inserted into a 6,000-mile-tall mechanized fighting shell. It was crazy, but Batman managed to save the day and send the A-Team back to Hell and the Franco-Mecha into orbit, where he floats to this day adrift in the cosmos. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]