| Subject: Ahh PB Wannabe |
Author:
Julie
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Date Posted: 19:09:07 04/14/04 Wed
In reply to:
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's message, "summer" on 18:21:22 04/14/04 Wed
Sweetheart,
Part of being a PB wannabe is doing sneaky detective work. If you're not already at their school
[wait a second here...for the love of god, why haven't you transferred yet? don't forget, even if you're set to graduate this year, you can always come back for more classes next year...maybe you're having problems with Math, and some succulent rookie will be seated in the very next seat!! ...the precedent IS there!!]
but anyways...make friends with someone FROM their school. You can do this online, at games, or in person. Said person will be able to help you out.
You can always go to bars to befriend girls (GG anyone?), or hang out at their regular haunts?
A few off-the-cuff statements to a bartender at Stouts ..."too bad they've all gone home eh?" can work wonders if you have that naughty puckbunny gleam in your eye. Hey, if you've tipped enough, and the bartender thinks you're 67s-bang-worthy, he might be able to clue you in on who's still around town, and, if you're lucky, when they pop by.
On a side note, make sure to steer clear of Brian Bickell's little woman tho. SHe might not take too kindly to you crazy cats prowling her territory for fresh meat. Then again, she hooked her overaged tentacles into Brian's healthy young tender rookdom, so maybe she'll feel compassion and understanding for you?
Alternatively, you can become a dirty slut for one of the boys online. Email addresses can be obtained by looking through the archives right here on this very message board. GASP! Next, buy yourself a webcam, lots of self-tanner, a trucker hat and SMILE!**
(**while taking off your shirt on cam, on frequent occasions.)
This behaviour should get the boys talking a bit. Its amazing how much information they will tell you [that they think is boring and unscandalous stuff], but that all you PB Wannabes out there find TITillating.
Use all your craftiness!
Good luck on your mission!
-J
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