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Date Posted: 04:03:39 04/15/04 Thu
In reply to:
Julie
's message, "Ahh PB Wannabe" on 19:09:07 04/14/04 Wed
The fact that you spent time to write that shows you are a fucking loser. go out and get a life
>Sweetheart,
>
>Part of being a PB wannabe is doing sneaky detective
>work. If you're not already at their school
>
>[wait a second here...for the love of god, why haven't
>you transferred yet? don't forget, even if you're set
>to graduate this year, you can always come back for
>more classes next year...maybe you're having problems
>with Math, and some succulent rookie will be seated in
>the very next seat!! ...the precedent IS there!!]
>
>but anyways...make friends with someone FROM their
>school. You can do this online, at games, or in
>person. Said person will be able to help you out.
>
>You can always go to bars to befriend girls (GG
>anyone?), or hang out at their regular haunts?
>
>A few off-the-cuff statements to a bartender at Stouts
>..."too bad they've all gone home eh?" can work
>wonders if you have that naughty puckbunny gleam in
>your eye. Hey, if you've tipped enough, and the
>bartender thinks you're 67s-bang-worthy, he might be
>able to clue you in on who's still around town, and,
>if you're lucky, when they pop by.
>
>On a side note, make sure to steer clear of Brian
>Bickell's little woman tho. SHe might not take too
>kindly to you crazy cats prowling her territory for
>fresh meat. Then again, she hooked her overaged
>tentacles into Brian's healthy young tender rookdom,
>so maybe she'll feel compassion and understanding for
>you?
>
>Alternatively, you can become a dirty slut for one of
>the boys online. Email addresses can be obtained by
>looking through the archives right here on this very
>message board. GASP! Next, buy yourself a webcam, lots
>of self-tanner, a trucker hat and SMILE!**
>
>(**while taking off your shirt on cam, on frequent
>occasions.)
>
>This behaviour should get the boys talking a bit. Its
>amazing how much information they will tell you [that
>they think is boring and unscandalous stuff], but that
>all you PB Wannabes out there find TITillating.
>
>Use all your craftiness!
>
>Good luck on your mission!
>-J
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