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Date Posted: 10:31:02 08/15/02 Thu
Author: Mongo Skruddgemire
Author Host/IP: bgp588843bgs.jdover01.nj.comcast.net / 68.39.210.253
Subject: Re: I need a name for my new car
In reply to: the official no name 's message, "Re: I need a name for my new car" on 18:55:59 08/14/02 Wed

>i was the official nobody of my high school french
>club (yes, i took spanish, but that's irrelevant).
>i'd sign in as 'no name.' so, mr.
>i-like-to-stick-things-in-my-anus

Well I've never seen him stick anything in his arse while I've been working with him and he doesn't have the classic walk of someone who has, I'm fairly sure that he doesn't

>hmm... now that
>could be a name for the car...), please do not name
>your car after me.

Actually I didn't even suggest it as a name for the car, it was just a random piece of irrelavance that escaped from the dark and twisted recesses of my psyche.

>i'm sure you realize, if you did
>such a thing, i'd be forced to torture you in ways
>bobo can't even contemplate (and i'm talking about
>when he's in his normal state, not after the
>electro-shock therapy). i'll shut up now.

Bobo? Now where have I heard that name before? Bobo, Bobo...Oh yes! Now I remember...we used to listen to the same voices in our heads. That is till the day I got promoted to being the voices in others heads over him. As I recall he was a bit disapointed over missing out on the promotion but the powers that be thought my tortures were more creative than his. His are effective, but his ideas are so 80's slasher flick-ish and they thought it was time for some new ideas.

Now excuse me, but Mr Bobo is my 12:30 voice and I have to explain to him exactally how to replace sopositories with live banana slugs coated with chilli powder.

Mongo - Senior Voices in the Head Technician

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