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Date Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2004, 2:11:53
Author: The Twonky
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Ooooh! Ooooooh! Fun fun fun FUN!!!!!
In reply to: Sil 's message, "More generator fun with the Drabble-Matic" on Fri, Apr 23 2004, 2:02:44

A Breezy Occurrence

Heywood paced up and down, jiggling his follicle. His very good friend, Mary Sue Microphone, had arranged to meet him here in Quebec. "I have something notorious to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Microphone was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Heywood expected to see her bounce up, her spacey hair streaming behind her and her aghast eyes aglow.

Heywood heard footsteps, but they seemed rather purple for a delicate and pungent girl like Mary Sue Microphone, whose tread was sticky. He turned around and found King Doom staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" King Doom said laughingly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Heywood had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so gaily. "Mary Sue Microphone asked to meet me here." As he gazed at King Doom, his forearm began to throb oddly.

"Oh," King Doom said, quickly. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Heywood said and caught King Doom by his gallbladder. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," King Doom said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a tumbleweed rolling around in the desert somewhere.

From behind a squirt gun, Mary Sue Microphone watched with a zoned-out light in her mellifluous eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Heywood/King Doom". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the dung beetle from extinction.

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Worst LotR/HP crossover fic ever, courtesy of the Drabble-Matic -- Sil (who really, really needs to get to bed), Fri, Apr 23 2004, 2:17:50