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Date Posted: Sat, Apr 24 2004, 15:42:31
Author: Snape's Cleavage (T.E.O.W.)
Subject: It's "Freddy Got Fingered" bad!
In reply to: AC 's message, "RPF + mpreg = GAFF" on Fri, Apr 23 2004, 20:35:51

Sure, when real people see a young man develop a bit of a pot belly, they assume HE is pregnant. And that gay men need to use condoms to prevent accidental male pregnancies.

I can't believe I just said that.

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Chris walked over and took the shirt away from JC, looking at his body. The top button on his pants wasn�t done and it was obvious that JC just couldn�t button them even if he wanted to.

Chris rested his palm against JC�s slightly rounded stomach, looking up at him. JC blushed faintly and put his hand over top of Chris�.

�Is it mine?� asked Chris, his voice choked when he realized what was going on. He didn�t need JC to spell it out for him.

JC nodded, looking down at the hands on his stomach. �Who else�s would it be?�

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�You�re having my baby,� Chris whispered, pulling back to look JC in the eyes. �We�re going to be parents, JC.�

JC�s eyes widened. �You want to keep it?�

�Of course,� Chris said emphatically. �How many chances are we going to get to have kids of our own?�

JC chuckled a little nervously. �Probably a lot. Um. We should probably go back to using condoms after the baby is born. According to my doctor, I�m fertile for probably the next twenty or so years.�

[edit: GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *headdesk*headdesk*headdesk*]

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JC smiled from the examination table, wearing a pink gown that tied in the back and a pair of Capri pants. He was embracing the fact he had to wear women�s clothes at the moment and that just earned him more strange looks from Joey, Justin, and Lance.

- - -

�Yeah Mom, I know.�

�JC is pregnant.�

Chris walked over to the couch, setting his helmet on the table. �Yes he is.�

Bev smacked his arms. �Don�t you boys know about condoms? I thought we had this talk, Christopher?�

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Re: It's "Freddy Got Fingered" bad! -- Heywood, Sat, Apr 24 2004, 16:16:44