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Date Posted: Sat, Apr 24 2004, 15:59:10
Author: Snape's Cleavage (aka T.E.O.W.)
Subject: What the hell...
In reply to: Sil 's message, "More generator fun with the Drabble-Matic" on Fri, Apr 23 2004, 2:02:44

On a sparkling and bookish morning, T.E.O.W. sat on my bed. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her scalp ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Hugh Jackman to love someone with a greenish sternum?

Darkly, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a fluffy grubby platform disco boot, all on a summer's day. I wish my Hugh Jackman would drink me, in his own brawny way..."

"Do you?" Hugh Jackman sat down beside T.E.O.W. and put his hand on T.E.O.W.'s rubber tire. "I think that could be arranged."

T.E.O.W. gasped bitchily. "But what about my greenish sternum?"

"I like it," Hugh Jackman said bravely. "I think it's klutzy."

They came together and their kiss was like a stream of bat's piss; gold that shines when all else is dark.

"I love you," T.E.O.W. said famously.

"I love you too," Hugh Jackman replied and drank her.

They bought a mosquito, moved in together, and lived sweetly ever after.

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