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Date Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2004, 20:51:08
Author: MST Meg
Subject: That's what you get when you mention godawful pairings...
In reply to: Sil 's message, "More generator fun with the Drabble-Matic" on Fri, Apr 23 2004, 2:02:44

Someone was talking about gross pairings and someone else happened to give the URL of a drabble generator. So here is what I cooked up, and it's badfic. Feel free to scream and run. ;)

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The Battle For The Quill (Hagrid/Flitwick)

On a pile of books, Hagrid kissed his quill. He had been busy with the quill for hours and now wanted nothing more than a sensual cuddle or a charming massage from his lover Flitwick.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his disproportionate Flitwick appeared at the door, grinning creatively.

"Put down the quill," Flitwick said impishly. "Unless you want me to kiss that quill on your lips."

Hagrid put down the quill. He was bouncing. He had never seen Flitwick so hairy before and it made him gigantic.

Flitwick picked up the quill, then withdrew a dragon-hide gloves from his ears. "Don't be so bouncing," Flitwick said with a hairy grimace. "A dragon bit my beard this morning, and everything became giggling. Now with this quill and this dragon-hide gloves I can impishly rule the world!"

Hagrid clutched his enthusiastic beard lovingly. This was his lover, his disproportionate Flitwick, now staring at him with a hairy ears.

"Fight it!" Hagrid shouted. "The dragon just wants the quill for his own disproportionate devices! He doesn't love you, not the sensual way I do!"

Hagrid could see Flitwick trembling lovingly. Hagrid reached out his lips and touched Flitwick's ears impishly. He was disproportionate, so disproportionate, but he knew only his enthusiastic love for Flitwick would break the dragon's spell.

Sure enough, Flitwick dropped the quill with a thunk. "Oh, Hagrid," he squealed. "I'm so sensual, can you ever forgive me?"

But Hagrid had already moved on a pile of books. Like a dragon spewing fire, he pressed his lips into Flitwick's ears. And as they fell together in a giggling fit of love, the quill lay on the floor, gigantic and forgotten.

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Well at least it beats reading troll posts. Looks like they come out on weekends or something. ;-p

Meg (who's going to be playing with this for hours now)

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What the hell... -- Snape's Cleavage (aka T.E.O.W.), Sat, Apr 24 2004, 15:59:10