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Date Posted: 16:49:48 10/18/12 Thu
Author: Lewis H.
Author Host/IP: adsl-98-85-39-96.mco.bellsouth.net / 98.85.39.96
Subject: The big 3 according to Serge - MNA

Clipboards, orange cones, and elf suits. Apparently with these 3 items you can get away with just about anything. Highly recommend Tim Dorsey. This particular bit of wisdom is from "When Elves Attack."



I think a big tome works almost as well as a clipboard, especially if you write notes in the margins. (Make sure not to wake up demons sleeping in the binding.)



Elf costumes are for the holiday season but vampire costumes might work for October. Anyway elves and vampires are similar, pointy ears, contempt for humans, wicked sense of humor.



I don't think orange cones would work for Spike but you know what would? That yellow and black crime scene tape. You start putting that up around a place you are actually breaking into and people are going to think you are and undercover cop or something.

Well Serge only had a big three so you only get 3 pics today because unlike most politicians I can actually count.
47% of you will love my MNAs no matter what I do. The rest of you want a tax break. I'm voting Libertarian this year.

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[> Re: The big 3 according to Serge - MNA -- Saltygoodness, 06:22:52 10/20/12 Sat (adsl-99-62-37-246.dsl.aus2tx.sbcglobal.net/99.62.37.246)

Do I detect a note of despair, Lewis H? Cheer up! The MNA is wonderful and the bloody election will actually be over very soon. Hugs


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[> [> Re: The big 3 according to Serge - MNA -- Lewis H>., 16:09:15 10/21/12 Sun (adsl-98-85-39-96.mco.bellsouth.net/98.85.39.96)

Despair? No. Disdain? Very much so.


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