Ever get some, like, rash, and never know WHERE you got it? That's about what I've got now.... -- The Brink of Madness!

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Date Posted: 22:56:02 07/27/03 Sun
Author: Heroic Epidermal Irritation
Author Host/IP: 68.184.10.161
Subject: Ever get some, like, rash, and never know WHERE you got it? That's about what I've got now....

It's not poison ivy...I've had that a few times, and even on face, which did suck something unwholesome. Poison ivy tends to flare up all red and vile, whereas this just looks like a ton of ant bites. It's on my inner forarms, my chest just below my neck, and my lower legs, inner side of course, and on the shins, and behind my knees. There's no way it's poison ivy simply because it'd be in one spot, say, my ENTIRE BODY, and not in isolated places.

So, naturally, it itches from time to time. Since I've experienced actual poison ivy before, it's easy to ignore itching sensations nowadays. But man, once you brush against it, you just want to caress and rub and eventually scratch the shit out of it. But you're not SUPPOSED to. And while I don't understand why, if it's going to speed along the uninstallation of this rash of rashes, by God I'm all for it. It feels SO wonderful when you do scratch though...it's like some forbidden pleasure. I can make some comparisons based on estimation, but I don't think you want to hear them. Let's just say it's like bathing in cheese.

So, I'm covered in calamine lotion. And to make sure it doesn't rub off, I get to waltz around in my boxers until it dries. Actually, I think it dried an hour ago, but to be honest I'm rather enjoying my exposure. Don't give me that grossed-out look, YOU'RE the one who developed that mental picture. I just wrote the honest truth, and you come up with some sicko-nudy picture. I'm somewhat flattered.

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Replies:

Eh...allergic reaction to something? -- Jessa, 20:36:26 07/28/03 Mon
- Some responses.... -- Hero of Time, 20:54:56 07/28/03 Mon
  - 1) that would suck and 2) yes but I don't know how to use it =D soooo sorry! =P (NT) -- Jessa, 14:17:01 07/29/03 Tue
    - hahaha. Dear lord. (NT) -- Hierophant, 16:38:45 07/29/03 Tue
  - 1) Not at all. I can't stand even the scent of alcohol. The effects of being drunk are about equal to getting punched in the head a bunch of times. If I wanted that, I just would ask Aj to hit me. :)
    
    2) Turn it ON. Jesus!*L* (NT) -- Heroic Hangover, 20:59:18 07/29/03 Tue
    - 1) ah...okay 2) Hmm...I'll have to think about it...what'll ya give me? =D (NT) -- Jessa, 09:25:19 07/30/03 Wed
    - 1) ah...okay 2) Hmm...I'll have to think about it...what'll ya give me? =D (NT) -- Jessa, 09:25:20 07/30/03 Wed
      - We'll trade even, straight across. Iol (NT) -- Hierophant, 12:21:19 07/30/03 Wed
        Hell yeah! (NT) -- Heroic Hunk, 18:20:49 07/30/03 Wed
        hmmm....but would it be an even trade? ;-) (NT) -- Jessa, 21:49:48 07/30/03 Wed
        Who really CARES? *L* (NT) -- Hero of Time, 11:28:27 07/31/03 Thu