Date Posted:17:06:31 07/29/03 Tue Author: Hierophant Author Host/IP: 64.123.239.168 Subject: For the next few days i'm going to bless you all with "Aj's poem of the day" I came across my poem bok from a creative writting class. Here's todays:
From: "Aj's gramatically incorrect and generally evil book of secretly publicized telemarketing wisdom."
These are Limericks.
The ant is a mystical creature
He's crawling all over the preacher
He crawled up his nose
put on his cloths
and said: "Look i'm a teacher!"
My mother once ate a camel
She said it was a tasty mammal
She needed dessert
So she ate the remote
Now she burps to change the channel