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I gotta have more cowbell, baby! -- THE Bruce Dickinson, 00:33:15 10/27/09 Tue

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- hey look, it's funnyboys mom!!!! (NT) -- LOL, 00:35:18 10/27/09 Tue
  - Oh man, oh man, oh man, you did NOT just go there! Oh yes, you did! sweeeeeet!! (NT) -- funnyboy got pwned!, 00:49:43 10/27/09 Tue
- At least jenningz finally found himself a date! (NT) -- DUMBUM, 22:42:19 10/27/09 Tue
- Hey look, it's MICHAEL JACKSON! Maybe he was lookin' for BALLOON BOY! Or maybe it's MONICA LEWINSKY! (NT) -- The Jay Leno Show, weeknights @ 10, 23:33:02 10/27/09 Tue
  - Maybe he should've talked to JUDGE ITO! Hey Kev, did ya hear he latest about PARIS HILTON? (NT) -- The Jay Leno Show.... "Comedy Night Done Right!", 02:11:51 10/28/09 Wed
    - HAW HAWWWWWWW HAWWWWWWWWWWW!!! U killin' me Jay! (NT) -- Kevin Eubanks, 02:19:17 10/28/09 Wed
- Big deal, a cow eating a hot dog. (NT) -- Seen it, done it, been there., 00:01:55 10/28/09 Wed
  - funnyboy sees that every night.... when his mom eats his wiener! (NT) -- BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE, 04:55:09 10/28/09 Wed
    - Are you guys talkin about wieners? (NT) -- Larry King, 05:39:48 10/28/09 Wed
      - ask me about my tallywacker! (NT) -- JONAH FILL, 07:29:23 10/28/09 Wed
        
        "What do you think of the boy?" (NT) -- Milton Berle, 08:11:24 10/28/09 Wed
Tracy Morgan Playboy Interview: "I like fucking ass!" -- LMAO, interviews with this guy are a goldmine, 23:41:27 10/23/09 Fri
Marge Simpson graces the cover of the November Playboy, and though she
won't be getting completely naked it's worth picking up the magazine
for its delightfully coarse interview with Tracy Morgan. He answers 20
questions, from when he had his first sexual experience (age 8) to how
he finally got sober (after seeing his son's disgust) to his outlook
on eating the 'brown hole' (enthusiastic!) Here are some highlights:

On Lorne Michaels' post-racial powers:

He's been like a dad to me. I remember when I was on Saturday Night
Live my first year and I wasn't getting much. I was down; I was ready
to quit. It was three o'clock in the morning, man, I'll never forget.
Makes me want to cry sometimes when I think about it. I love that man.
I love that man. [long pause; starts to cry] I'm sorry, man. Excuse
me. [another long pause] Son of a bitch... motherfucker's good. I
remember one time Lorne took me to his office, and he said, "Tracy,
you are here not because you're black. You're here because you're
fucking funny, man." [bursts into tears again; wipes face with shirt]
Changed my whole perspective. I wasn't so guarded anymore. I knew
white people weren't so fucked-up. I could've fallen into some dark
shit, but he wouldn't let me. I left his office, and I was crying for,
like, two hours. It made all the difference to me, not just for my
career but for my life. They say every Jewish man is supposed to love
one black motherfucker in this life. I'm glad Lorne Michaels chose me.

On his midwife skills:

I've got my third-degree black belt and I've gotten several women
pregnant, so I've moved on to other things. These days I'm into bike
riding and breaking water. I like breaking women's water. If you're
pregnant and you need your water broken, you need your labor induced,
give me a call and I'll ride my bike over and take care of it.

On his passion for anal:

I like fucking ass! Ain't nothin' like the butthole. The ass is a
delicacy, goddamn it. I'd put hot sauce on it. When you eat the brown
hole, that's when her toes do this. [sticks legs out and curls toes]
You got to be willing to do anything to please your woman, to satisfy
her. I didn't invent it. You think I was the first one to think of
having anal sex with a girl? Hell, no. I'm quite sure Adam fucked Eve
in the ass. In the Garden of Eden he tore her ass up, and she was
screaming like a motherfucker.

Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/22/tracy-morgan-loves-anal-s_n_330320.html

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- "from when he had his first sexual experience (age 8)" (NT) -- LOL, 23:45:25 10/23/09 Fri
  - Didnt he have his first kid when he was like 12 LMAO (NT) -- his oldest son is like 25 or something, 03:12:49 10/24/09 Sat
- "I'm quite sure Adam fucked Eve in the ass!" (NT) -- QUOTE OF THE YEAR!, 23:51:53 10/23/09 Fri
- They say every Jewish man is supposed to love one black motherfucker in this life (NT) -- I was not aware of that, 00:12:29 10/24/09 Sat
  - I did not know that. Did you know that, Ed? (NT) -- Johnny Carson, 00:14:53 10/24/09 Sat
    - Black motherfucker, O' Great One, YES!! Ha ha ha! (NT) -- Ed McMahon, 00:16:42 10/24/09 Sat
  - probably some bullcrap he came up with when he was high on crack (NT) -- "they say", yeah... noones ever said that lol, 03:10:20 10/24/09 Sat
- What a crybaby. (NT) -- "I was crying for, like, two hours." Boo hoo!, 00:13:50 10/24/09 Sat
  - u white crackaz better shut y0 cracka mouf or ima bust a cap in y0 cracka a$$ (NT) -- Tracy "I love Anal" Morgan, 00:44:03 10/24/09 Sat
    - cracka ass???? u callin me cracka ass, n*gga? (NT) -- Kramer, 23:30:09 10/24/09 Sat
- Who honestly believes he wrote this new book he has coming out (NT) -- wrote a book?this retard can barely form a coherent sentence, 00:45:37 10/24/09 Sat
  - why DAT? cuz i be a BLACCCK MAN!!! whitey think i aint cant right dem bookz (NT) -- Tracy "u crackaz is RACiSTS!" Morgan, 00:51:42 10/24/09 Sat
    - black guys always pullin' the race card (NT) -- White Devil, 08:06:15 10/24/09 Sat
  - write a book..... i doubt he can even READ a book (NT) -- lol, 08:42:20 10/24/09 Sat
    - wasnt there actually a 30 Rock episode where all of them thought he was illiterate (NT) -- lmao, 22:59:28 10/24/09 Sat
- I think hes finally lost it (NT) -- i dont think hes right in the head lol, 01:19:44 10/24/09 Sat
  - ive always had suspicions thats he's mildly retarded (NT) -- or got aspergers (ass burgers LOL) or some shit, 06:35:29 10/24/09 Sat
    - I like my ass-burgers medium-rare and extra THICK!! (NT) -- The Beast, 13:05:32 10/24/09 Sat
      - Isnt your life worth more than an ass burger and fries? (NT) -- Master Eastwest's Autism Jokes (three deep it out!), 22:45:43 10/24/09 Sat
- :| (NT) -- DUMBUM, 05:09:47 10/24/09 Sat
- DONT GIMMIE DAT JIBBA JABBA! I NEED WORK! (NT) -- Mr. T, 08:38:09 10/24/09 Sat
  - Mr. T, I love you (NT) -- Jackie Mason, 22:13:30 10/24/09 Sat
- how much crack does this mofo smoke before he gets interviewed (NT) -- damn homey!, 08:43:53 10/24/09 Sat
- I got dis leg blowed off in Vietnam! (NT) -- Tracy Morgan local news youtube clip = funniest shit ever, 22:47:18 10/24/09 Sat
- Tracy Morgan is hilarious, yall are just a bunch of uptight honkeys (NT) -- ur a bunch of haterz!111111, 16:21:08 10/25/09 Sun
- He was on Stern a while back tellin stories about teaching his to jerk off (NT) -- it was prob one of the funniest interviews ive ever heard, 00:30:26 10/27/09 Tue
BEST COVER OF "FINAL COUNTDOWN" EVER -- YES!, 04:40:29 10/25/09 Sun

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- :| (NT) -- DUMBUM, 04:52:33 10/25/09 Sun
- I like how the little kid runs away as soon as they start playing (NT) -- was that really the best lead singer they could find lol, 05:46:47 10/25/09 Sun
  - i think they scared away the entire audience (NT) -- damn these guys suck, 15:57:49 10/25/09 Sun
- Is that guy playing a toy keyboard?? (NT) -- lol it sounds like an atari, 05:57:18 10/25/09 Sun
  - Ha ha, that's awesome. He's playing a f*cking Casio. This is awesome. (NT) -- Mario, 16:05:14 10/25/09 Sun
- isnt that GOB from Arrested Development's theme song? (NT) -- lol i never knew it was a real song, 06:53:14 10/25/09 Sun
  - u must be pretty dumb (NT) -- that songs been around forever, 09:44:43 10/25/09 Sun
    - WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSEEEEE ME! (NT) -- STEVE MARTIN, 14:28:14 10/25/09 Sun
      - Oh wait, So Don't Fear the Reaper was a real song too? (NT) -- Dumbass, 16:03:03 10/25/09 Sun
        
        I mean the cowbell song? i thought will ferrell invented that for dat skit! (NT) -- funnyboy, 00:29:17 10/27/09 Tue
  - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhnYPecc1YE (NT) -- I can never hear it w/o thinking of GOBs crappy magic, 13:26:15 10/26/09 Mon
    - I like how they never pronounce his name right (NT) -- i miss that show, 15:30:47 10/26/09 Mon
- that singer sounds like william hung (NT) -- SHE BANG! SHE BANG!, 15:55:20 10/25/09 Sun
- That was terrible! (NT) -- Simon Cowell, 13:22:33 10/26/09 Mon
- I like how he also sings the back-up vocal parts. (NT) -- This is fucking gold, Jerry!, 13:39:57 10/26/09 Mon
Help JENNINGZ get a date! -- DUMBUM, 01:48:53 10/25/09 Sun

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- wtf is wrong with his upper lip????? (NT) -- is that herpes?, 02:01:22 10/25/09 Sun
  - i think its a chocolate milk mustache (NT) -- mentally challenged retards love their chocolate milk LOL, 04:17:21 10/25/09 Sun
- my pet peebs are a warmen who doesnt have a sense of hu-mar! (NT) -- ive seen some ugly motherfucks before but this guy HOLY SHIT, 02:04:23 10/25/09 Sun
- I think it's really hot when a woman is a goth, like I am! (NT) -- LOL that was funny right there, 02:42:29 10/25/09 Sun
  - The sexiest thing about him is his intelligence! (NT) -- LMAO!!!!, 02:51:42 10/25/09 Sun
- what the fuck is that thing?!!?!?!? (NT) -- retard? mongloid? burn victim? or really ugly?, 04:14:54 10/25/09 Sun
- IM VERY CULTERAL! AND I GO TO PLAYS AND THE SYMPHONY AT "MERRIWEDDLE"! (NT) -- I LIKE A WARMEN WHOS KINKY IN BED LIKE I AM! LMAO!, 04:22:26 10/25/09 Sun
- I wonder if anyone called LOL. how can this retard be a video game developer? (NT) -- i thought you had to be pretty smart to do that (no wonder video games suck now LOL), 04:24:17 10/25/09 Sun
  - I SAID NINTENDO Wii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- SUPER GAY MARIO BROTHERS, 04:25:33 10/25/09 Sun
- I RECKON THAT FELLER THERE BE RETARDED! (NT) -- LARRY THE CABLE GUYS GRANDPAPPY, 04:28:10 10/25/09 Sun
  - this guy is a real DEEEEEEEDEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEEE (NT) -- Ned mencia, 04:29:28 10/25/09 Sun
- LOL @ his hat (NT) -- is he trying to look like the Fresh prince of Belair?, 04:31:45 10/25/09 Sun
- watz dat shit he said about tying a woman to a bed (NT) -- lmaoWTF, 10:28:30 10/25/09 Sun
- that guy is fucking REPULSIVE! (NT) -- i cant stand looking at him for more than a few seconds, 12:33:15 10/25/09 Sun
  - u just jealous of his intelligence! and cuz hes so cultural! (NT) -- that guy is a total chick magnet!, 13:05:29 10/25/09 Sun
- BigLee??? More like BigREE!!!!!!! (NT) -- as in REEEEEEEEEE-tard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1, 13:08:35 10/25/09 Sun
- I THINK THAT GUY MIGHT BE GAY! (NT) -- FUNNYBOY, 16:50:56 10/25/09 Sun
- wow...I'm glad I watched that whole thing...but at the same time I felt weird... (NT) -- because I couldn't stop laughing for all the wrong reasons, 23:22:50 10/25/09 Sun
- how that fuck has this guy had ex girlfriends? lol are they all blind and deaf or something? (NT) -- more likely he kidnaps them and "ties them to the bed" lol, 13:20:10 10/26/09 Mon
Maybe they should've 3 deeped it out! -- LMAO, 00:25:27 10/23/09 Fri

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- The way the "bully" at the beginning says "OOPS!" is hilarious (NT) -- wtf is this crap, 03:30:18 10/23/09 Fri
  - Elephant Ears! (NT) -- LOL SO LAME, 03:37:11 10/23/09 Fri
    - YOU NERD!! YEAH WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT! (NT) -- those are the lamest bullies ever, 04:00:09 10/23/09 Fri
- LOL @ pointless Kareem Abdul-Jabbar appearance (NT) -- so random, 03:54:53 10/23/09 Fri
- "avoid clothing that might make you look like part of a gang" (NT) -- hahaha yeah that kid really looks like hes in a gang, 03:57:56 10/23/09 Fri
  - Hey, you got somethin on your shirt (NT) -- ..., 04:22:21 10/23/09 Fri
- LOL throw candy in the bullies face (NT) -- these tips = TEH SUCK, 18:59:44 10/23/09 Fri
- why were ppl in the 80s and early 90s such homos? (NT) -- hahaha what a bunch of l0z3Rz!!!, 19:00:50 10/23/09 Fri
  - WHATSAMATTA WITH KIDS TODAY! (NT) -- PAUL LYNDE, 20:17:55 10/23/09 Fri
- ISNT YOUR LIFE WORTH MORE THAN A BURGER AND FRIES? (NT) -- how come that one got taken off youtube WTF, 22:30:03 10/23/09 Fri
Show Reviews- Gerard Butler / Shakira -- Ken Hayashi, 23:43:28 10/17/09 Sat

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- Can they get THE ROCK to do Obama every week? (NT) -- WAY TO GOOOOOOOOOOOO, CHUCK!, 23:57:42 10/17/09 Sat
- Yo kristen wiig orgasm skit, this is hilarious n ima let u finish (NT) -- but rob schneiders Orgasm Guy was one of da best of all time, 00:23:36 10/18/09 Sun
  - good call, Kanye! U kno SNL sux when theyre ripping off old Rob Schneider bits (NT) -- MAKIN COPIES!, 00:27:04 10/18/09 Sun
    - YOU USE THAT TO PUT YOUR WEED IN IT! (NT) -- ROB SCHNEIDER IS..... THE STAPLER!, 07:23:55 10/18/09 Sun
      - Uh-huh, that's me. (NT) -- It's Tiny Elvis!!!!, 23:31:17 10/18/09 Sun
        
        i know u aint talkin bout my homie deuce bigalow! (NT) -- "the best movie of all time" says siskel & funnyboy, 13:40:38 10/19/09 Mon
- HAHAHAHAHAH! 300 parody!!! but theyre all GAY!!! (NT) -- HA HA HA HA, 00:28:00 10/18/09 Sun
  - was this one written by the same genius who gave us the "wieners" skit last week? (NT) -- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, 00:29:12 10/18/09 Sun
    - WHO DOES EVERYONE THINK IM THE HOMO GAY???!?!? (NT) -- BEN WHOFLECK????????, 15:25:22 10/20/09 Tue
- oh great another Kenan Thompson sketch that goes nowhere (NT) -- is it supposed to be funny because hes awful in everything?, 00:35:48 10/18/09 Sun
  - Sudeikis dancing was funny at least (NT) -- this seems like kind of a rip off that Tracy Morgan gameshow, 00:37:18 10/18/09 Sun
    - I agree, Sudeikis was the only good part of that (NT) -- They should just show him dancing for 5 minutes, 00:45:38 10/18/09 Sun
      - exactly, that was the same as "High IQ" with Tracy Morgan last year (NT) -- only difference was that one was funny, 00:49:19 10/18/09 Sun
        
        I dont like Kenan but I thought this was very funny (NT) -- Reminded me of Forte's Duluth Sketch from a few years back, 01:19:50 10/18/09 Sun
        
        This sketch was nutsack compared to Flyin High Duluth (NT) -- Forte's crazy singing tops Kenans "Oooee" singing anyday, 01:52:05 10/18/09 Sun
        
        Jason Sudeikis and some of the others were funny in the background (NT) -- but no matter how hard he tries, Kenan is just not funny, 02:21:12 10/18/09 Sun
        
        Get off of Tracy's cock (NT) -- High IQ was one of the worst sketches from last year, 01:23:32 10/18/09 Sun
        
        Tracy Morgan > Kenan Thompson (NT) -- did I piss off an angry Kenan fan?, 01:41:55 10/18/09 Sun
        
        Maybe I need to be high on crack or black to get Morgan (NT) -- I guess I dont it, talking like a mushmouth retard = funny?, 02:22:54 10/18/09 Sun
        
        IM RICK JAMES BITCH! (NT) -- black guy humor LOLZERRS!!, 03:51:25 10/18/09 Sun
        Tracy Morgan is very hit or miss with his stuff. (NT) -- Sometimes he's funny other times he's not, HIGH IQ=NOT FUNNY, 09:31:05 10/18/09 Sun
        
        High IQ and Rocket Dog were the best stuff in his episode (NT) -- esp Rocket Dog, 10:23:27 10/18/09 Sun
        hes way funnier on 30 Rock than he ever was on SNL (NT) -- hes funny on talk shows too because hes a nutcase, 11:23:52 10/18/09 Sun
        
        U WHITE CRACKAZ BETTER SHUT Y0 MOUF!!! ILL MAKE U MY BITCH LIKE CHRIS KATTAN! (NT) -- Tracy "IM DA NEW BLACK BITTTTCH!" Morgan, 12:00:32 10/18/09 Sun
  - Someone needs to tell Kenan hes not on Nickelodeon anymore (NT) -- In the immortal words of Bob Barron: DUD!, 00:41:05 10/18/09 Sun
    - welcome to good burger! home of the good burger! may i help you! (NT) -- lol is dat WEINERS movie hes in a sequel to Good Burger?, 12:02:30 10/18/09 Sun
      - im tocuhing my WEINER right now! (NT) -- Larry King, 12:03:23 10/18/09 Sun
      - "Weiners"! Ha ha! I saw it at Big Lots for $3. Still overpriced! (NT) -- Ooh, wee!, 23:56:33 10/18/09 Sun
        
        ask me about my weenie! (NT) -- larry "jonah hill" king, 01:40:24 10/21/09 Wed
- NO GOD... NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (thomas lady) (NT) -- FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, 00:43:32 10/18/09 Sun
  - I can't believe they brought that unfunny horseshit back (NT) -- Kristen Wiig is not funny, 01:56:18 10/18/09 Sun
    - Im surprised they didnt put that as the first sketch of the night! (NT) -- Like they do with every other unfunny Wiig skit, 02:23:56 10/18/09 Sun
      - Someone needs to tell her being annoying and talking in a dumb voice is NOT FUNNY!! (NT) -- thats the only idea behind any of her characters, 05:11:25 10/18/09 Sun
    - Nice to know youre clueless about sketch comedy (NT) -- with no perspective at all, 09:48:54 10/18/09 Sun
      - Yeah!! If U Dont like the Thomas skit, u dont know nuthin bout comedy! (NT) -- that one is right up der with monty python!, 10:24:52 10/18/09 Sun
  - Whenit first started I was hoping it was gonna just be Butler making endless cottage cheese jokes (NT) -- LOL that wouldve been so much better, 11:58:57 10/18/09 Sun
  - Frankly, I'm surprised we havent been treated to more Kathy Lee yet. (NT) -- but Im sure it's coming soon (GAG!), 14:18:18 10/18/09 Sun
- I am now halfway through this Trina sketch - Goodbye world. (NT) -- And I am going to impale my brain on a letter opener, 00:47:04 10/18/09 Sun
- :| (NT) -- EVEN DUMBUM HATES THIS SKETCH, 00:48:29 10/18/09 Sun
- This episode started out promising. (NT) -- but got shitty as hell after WU, 00:54:40 10/18/09 Sun
- DAVEHEART???? Are they even trying anymore? (NT) -- Holy shit, 00:58:59 10/18/09 Sun
  - Right, what was up with that? (NT) -- Didn't get it., 01:04:28 10/18/09 Sun
    - LOL he thought a goat was a dragon (NT) -- HILllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllarious, 01:06:10 10/18/09 Sun
- Maybe they should hire the whole caste and replace them with THE ROCK (NT) -- THE ROCK can do the whole show by himself, 01:07:08 10/18/09 Sun
  - yeah and have him wrestling sweaty naked dudes in every sketch (NT) -- Bob Barron would give that show an A++++++++, 01:08:25 10/18/09 Sun
- The opening was great and the beatuy and the beast sketch was decent, everything else was pretty bad (NT) -- jojo, 01:09:02 10/18/09 Sun
  - Agree. Those 2 were the best stuff in the show. Butler was good on WU too. (NT) -- not very good, but still better than last weeks disaster, 01:11:47 10/18/09 Sun
    - The outtake from "Robot Dinner" was the highlight of the night. (NT) -- Sez me!, 01:19:20 10/18/09 Sun
      - Agree, that was a great clip. would've liked to see what that sketch was all about (NT) -- Im betting that had to be an Adam McKay sketch, 19:03:40 10/18/09 Sun
        
        You think it was it linked to Old Glory Insurance? (NT) -- Lot of extras playing old people in that clip!, 23:57:51 10/18/09 Sun
        
        I was thinking that too. Maybe they originally tried it as a live sketch? (NT) -- ,, 10:45:58 10/19/09 Mon
        
        Looked like an Old Glory sequel to me. Wish they would have done it. (NT) -- Mario, 11:26:37 10/19/09 Mon
        
        definitely McKay. Anything w robots or crazy shit like that from 90s Ferrell cast was likely his. (NT) -- they could use a writer w/ crazy ideas like that nowadays, 20:47:03 10/19/09 Mon
        
        Old Glory was Adam McKay. he talked about getting Sam Waterson to do it (NT) -- I think on that Charlie Rose interview with him & Ferrell, 20:50:09 10/19/09 Mon
        the show definitely lost a lot of its edge after he stepped down as head writer (NT) -- fey & meyers idea of edgy is saying dirty sex puns, 20:51:44 10/19/09 Mon
        
        u mean u didnt like HILARIOUS stuff like cork soakers and the one where they kept saying CAULK (NT) -- that was more tina feys thing than seths to be fair, 20:57:12 10/19/09 Mon
        
        unless Seth was responsible for that wieners bullcrap last week (NT) -- if that was his idea hes banned from SNL like chevy chaseLOL, 20:58:53 10/19/09 Mon
        
        wasnt that the "robot on the toilet" from Conan Obrien? (NT) -- they reused a lot of the same bear and robot costumes, 22:14:19 10/21/09 Wed
- A lot of recurring tuff but it was easily the best show of the four right now (NT) -- Everything was good except for the return of Thomas, 01:18:35 10/18/09 Sun
- Cool how SNL continues the streak of hosts bringing their lovers as special guests. (NT) -- They could've given James Franco some lines though!, 01:19:22 10/18/09 Sun
  - I thought Sean Penn was Franco's lover? (NT) -- themz sure was kissin' a lot in dat movie about da queer guy, 01:45:01 10/18/09 Sun
- jojo reviews Gerard Butler/Shakira -- jojo, 01:51:24 10/18/09 Sun
- No digital short this week? This weeks show full of lame writing and hack premises (NT) -- couldve used something more creative like a DS, 02:04:23 10/18/09 Sun
  - Infact Andy Samberg was a total no-show tonight (NT) -- were those guys busy with something else this week?, 02:05:19 10/18/09 Sun
    - I thought Andy was the voice of the balloon (NT) -- Sounded like him to me, 03:04:44 10/18/09 Sun
      - That doesnt sound anything like him. (NT) -- was he missing from the opening montage?, 04:45:22 10/18/09 Sun
        
        He as in the opening montage, but that was all. Probably filming a movie (NT) -- jojo, 08:06:58 10/18/09 Sun
        
        He was just on Jimmy Fallon the other day, so I think he mustve been around (NT) -- havent some of the other writers directed DS a few times?, 11:25:33 10/18/09 Sun
      - I think it mightve been Steve Higgins (NT) -- does he still write for SNL even tho hes on Fallons show?, 11:37:17 10/18/09 Sun
    - Maybe today was some kind of Jewish holiday or something (NT) -- LOL u kno the jews and all there crazy made up holidays, 14:21:21 10/18/09 Sun
  - Disagree: Thought this was a VERY funny show for the most part (NT) -- Beauty and the Beast and What Up With That worked VERY well, 09:47:31 10/18/09 Sun
    - Agree, Kenan actually impressed me in What Up (NT) -- too bad he had to do that shitty commercial, 19:56:04 10/18/09 Sun
      - I love Kenan. He can often surprise you with how talented he is. Most underappreciated cast member (NT) -- Mario, 11:25:41 10/19/09 Mon
        
        Agreed Mario. In fact I think What Up With That might be Kenan's best sketch ever (NT) -- Chief Big Cloud, 18:31:47 10/20/09 Tue
- Started out good, but got really bad in the second half. (NT) -- Kenan thing was ok, but that stuff is overdone at this point (Duluth, High IQ, Im sure theres other similar ones), 11:07:36 10/18/09 Sun
- SNL has officially sold out with this BUD LIGHT crap! (NT) -- I kno Lorne is a product placement whore, but this is nuts, 11:17:56 10/18/09 Sun
  - I agree, I will never be watching SNL again! (NT) -- Frienderson or whateva hisname who always sez thatLMAO, 11:19:34 10/18/09 Sun
    - IM BOYCOTTING SNL BeCuz they promote alcohol! I dont drink or never did drugs! (NT) -- Ghost of Jane Curtin's Teddy Bear, 11:20:39 10/18/09 Sun
  - Couldve done without the beer stuff, but the dress outtakes were pretty cool (NT) -- they should show more dress clips during commercials, 14:19:31 10/18/09 Sun
  - I'm gonna start drinking Bud Lite ev'ry Saturday night... (NT) -- It makes the show seem more funny... *Hic!*, 15:39:37 10/18/09 Sun
- HI DERR (NT) -- Lyle Kane, 12:04:10 10/18/09 Sun
  - BYE DERR! (NT) -- they should bring that guy back LOL, 18:34:02 10/18/09 Sun
- Its pretty pathetic that Jason Sudeikis dancing in the background of a sketch (NT) -- was the funniest thing in the whole show, 18:35:07 10/18/09 Sun
- Another Quick Review -- Uncle Ruckus, 19:22:12 10/18/09 Sun
  - Re: Another Quick Review -- THOMAS, 19:54:25 10/18/09 Sun
- Why is the monologue cut out on nbc.com? -- ?, 03:49:19 10/19/09 Mon
  - Dont worry, it sucked. It was just him singing. while some cast members dressed as 300 char (NT) -- tried to fight him while he was singing, 10:53:17 10/19/09 Mon
  - I don't know but it was one of the best parts of the show. Great timing by everyone. (NT) -- Mario, 11:19:48 10/19/09 Mon
- Casey Killingsworths' Show Reviews- 10/17/09 - Gerard Butler / Shakira -- Casey Killingsworth, 04:45:43 10/19/09 Mon
  - Good review. I thought Butler was a great host. He was having a lot of fun all night. -- Mario, 11:23:30 10/19/09 Mon
    - LOL that'd be hilarious, Lorne would never have the balls to do it though, (NT) -- Jeffrey Ross had a great one the Joan Rivers Roast ("Kanyes mom had a better plastic surgeon than you"), 11:48:12 10/19/09 Mon
- Still not that good, but definitely not as bad as everyones saying. (NT) -- TommyT (I liked it the best of the 4), 14:05:02 10/19/09 Mon
- Bob Barron's back with a new review! -- Bob Barron, 23:02:54 10/19/09 Mon
  - LMAO @ that picture (NT) -- Angelo's Meat Market???? WTF!, 00:22:26 10/20/09 Tue
    - That's good, but check out this meat market: -- Wagner's, 00:36:21 10/20/09 Tue
      - I gotta MEAT this Wagner guy! I wonder if he likes to wrestler... (NT) -- Bobby B., 14:40:58 10/20/09 Tue
        
        BOB CAN SNAP INTO MY SLIM JIM WHEN HE WANTS! *wink* (NT) -- Macho Man Randy Savage, 15:22:24 10/20/09 Tue
        
        :| (NT) -- DUMBUM, 15:47:36 10/20/09 Tue
- Stooge's 10-17-09 Episode Review -- Stooge, 12:43:47 10/20/09 Tue
  - Re: Stooge's 10-17-09 Episode Review -- Mario, 16:41:38 10/20/09 Tue
    - Yeah Kenan is definitely not as bad as he used to be. -- still dont usually like his spots on WU though, 17:04:34 10/20/09 Tue
      - One reason he might seem better is hes mostly stopped doing crap like (NT) -- Deep House Dish, the ghetto mom & other lame shit like that, 19:15:35 10/20/09 Tue
        
        He did Deep House Dish two episodes ago (NT) -- he still sucks, 21:35:20 10/20/09 Tue
        
        Oooooooooooooooeeeee T-Shane!!! (NT) -- Kanye West, 22:50:36 10/20/09 Tue
        They only did that for Lady Gaga (NT) -- It was the first one in at least a year and it kinda worked, 23:04:36 10/20/09 Tue
        
        It got some pub for gaga and madonna (NT) -- it still sucked, 23:52:21 10/20/09 Tue
        
        I thought it was the worst DHD ever (NT) -- Madonna and Gaga ruined it with their lack of comedy skills, 05:08:49 10/21/09 Wed
        
        Kenan wasnt as bad in this one, but I agree that Gaga/Madonna ruined it (NT) -- that shiz wit them was not funny at all, 21:28:09 10/21/09 Wed
        
        Gaga has skills Madonna was the one who screwed up (NT) -- and it wasnt as bad, 23:17:22 10/21/09 Wed
- I GIVE THIS EPISODE 1 out of a possible 5 :| faces (NT) -- DUMBUM, 00:56:45 10/21/09 Wed
- Butler was the best host so far, but this season has been pretty bad (NT) -- Only SNL apologists say tis good, 08:41:50 10/21/09 Wed
  - I'd agree with this. Im surprised, I figured he'd be the most boring of the 4 hosts. (NT) -- all the hosts have been decent, its the material that sucks, 16:49:22 10/21/09 Wed
  - How has it been bad (NT) -- Care to elaborate before looking down your nose at SNL fans, 23:11:34 10/21/09 Wed
  - While things havent been great, that is quite the elitist comment (NT) -- Reynolds and Butler I thought were very strong, 23:15:54 10/21/09 Wed
    - You know things are crappy when shows like Reynolds and Butler are considered the good ones (NT) -- hoping things get better soon, 23:21:30 10/21/09 Wed
      - The only real stinker was Barrymore each of the three shows had some redeeming qualities (NT) -- Just because its not as good as 08-09 doesnt mean its awful, 23:28:50 10/21/09 Wed
- Even critics who were high on last season have mentioned how bad it has been so far (NT) -- This season sucks, 08:18:06 10/22/09 Thu
  - Wheres the articles? (NT) -- There were a few after Megan Fox but none since, 12:33:26 10/22/09 Thu
    - Wow, critics are hard on SNL. Welcome to 1976-2008. (NT) -- Mario, 12:55:47 10/22/09 Thu
      - THE SHOW HASNT BEEN GOOD SINCE CHEVY LEFT!!! (NT) -- GLENN BECK, 17:21:13 10/22/09 Thu
        
        YOU LIE!! IT HASNT BEEN GOOD SINCE EPISODE 3 AFTER GEORGE COE LEFT! (NT) -- JOE WILSON, 19:34:08 10/22/09 Thu
        
        NOT COOL, JOE! (NT) -- THE ROCK OBAMA, 19:35:09 10/22/09 Thu
        
        Y0 DA ROCK OBAMA WAS HILARIOUS AND IMA LET U FINISH! (NT) -- BUT NICOTREL WUZ 1 OF DA BEST ROCK SKITZ OF ALL TIME, 19:40:30 10/22/09 Thu
        
        lol that joke is never gonna get old (NT) -- i cant wait for the new SNL with Taylor Swift!, 22:29:42 10/22/09 Thu
        
        are u gellin? (NT) -- like Magellan!, 00:18:28 10/23/09 Fri
        
        wax on, wax off! (NT) -- pat morita, 20:19:36 10/23/09 Fri
- http://www.pbpulse.com/tv/2009/10/18/snl-funnier-but-still-struggling-for-timeliness/ (NT) -- The show is stuck in the past, 14:03:43 10/22/09 Thu
SNL First 5 Years online fan club -- Come chat w/us if U R fans 2, 00:40:30 10/20/09 Tue

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- I bet that guy in the middle is a huge George Coe fan! (NT) -- I wanna cyber with the hot one dressed in blue!, 14:57:02 10/20/09 Tue
  - I think that guy in the middle IS George Coe! (NT) -- woahly crap!, 15:55:53 10/20/09 Tue
    - George Coe pales in comparison to Charles Rocket (NT) -- Lazenby, 21:36:13 10/20/09 Tue
- LOL @ old ppl trying to use computers (NT) -- lol what a bunch of fagz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, 15:24:03 10/20/09 Tue
  - What you cant see is that they're visiting the Lemon Party website (NT) -- eeeeeeewwwww gross, grandpa!, 15:53:32 10/20/09 Tue
    - DONT LOOK ETHEL! (NT) -- Larry the Cable Guy, 22:06:19 10/22/09 Thu
- Those foxy grandmas were Buck Henry's groupies back in the 70s! (NT) -- LOL, 15:59:12 10/20/09 Tue
- I get it, they watched the show live back then and now they are old. (NT) -- funnyboy88, 23:13:33 10/20/09 Tue
  - NOW DATS COMEDY RIGHT DER!! GIT R DONNNNNNNE! (NT) -- LARRY THE FAGGOT GUY, 00:53:51 10/21/09 Wed
    - DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE D DDDDDDDDDDDDDd (NT) -- MENCIA CARLOS, 01:39:16 10/21/09 Wed
- Do I put the little white clicky thing up to my ear and say Hello? How does it work? (NT) -- Old Lady, 19:11:04 10/21/09 Wed
  - That's the mouse, and no, you shove it up your ass like it's a gerbil! (NT) -- Richard Gere, 21:59:53 10/21/09 Wed
    - Sometimes you could use the mouse cord to wrap around your neck while you jerk it to gay porn (NT) -- Davey Carrdene, 22:13:03 10/21/09 Wed
  - White, cliquey thing? Are you talking about the Ku Klux Klan or the Young Republicans? (NT) -- funnyboy88, 00:58:59 10/22/09 Thu
- BILLY MAYS HERE WITH MIGHTY PUTTY! (NT) -- BILLY MAYS, 01:22:31 10/22/09 Thu
  - But is it chewing gum? (NT) -- Old Lady, 08:25:03 10/22/09 Thu
- Wilbert! How do I turn on the internet?! (NT) -- Old Lady, 19:50:48 10/22/09 Thu
  - You got it wrong. Go to the dudes-with-boobs website and let the internet turn YOU on! (NT) -- Bunoboy99, 19:52:14 10/22/09 Thu
    - A good one! (NT) -- Jenningz!, 00:34:39 10/23/09 Fri
I Google-imaged "funnyboy88" and this is what I found! -- LOLZ, 19:56:52 10/22/09 Thu

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- Simon the Chipmunk's looking horrible since he shaved! (NT) -- Norelco, 20:17:31 10/22/09 Thu
- DAT LOOK LIKE YO MOMMA! (NT) -- U GOT SERVED!, 23:09:20 10/22/09 Thu
I have a new idea for a comedy show -- Tell me what you guys think, 05:49:43 10/20/09 Tue
It will be sketch comedy, similar to Saturday Night Live, except the only cast members will be Will Forte, Fred Armisen, Bill Hader, and Jason Sudeikis.
There will be no musical guest.
It will be 1 hour long.
Don Pardo will be the announcer and occasional extra in sketches.

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- Sounds good but I have to say this... -- NERD ALERT!, 10:50:14 10/20/09 Tue
- how the fuck long is Pardo gonna live anyway? (NT) -- is he a fucking vampire or something?, 14:33:06 10/20/09 Tue
  - It's in his contract that he's not allowed to die, EVER! (NT) -- Lorne's a nazi when it comes to those SNL contracts lol, 14:37:29 10/20/09 Tue
funnyboy GPS tracking system -- There he is!, 00:34:20 10/20/09 Tue

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HEY GUYS WHATS GOING ON?????? -- COMEDY FAN, 19:52:56 10/18/09 Sun
THIS SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY COOL SITE!

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- I think you'd get along well with funnyboy (NT) -- Easy E, 19:54:51 10/18/09 Sun
- I think this guy might be funnyboys cousin (NT) -- LMAO, 12:57:22 10/19/09 Mon
Gilly: The Movie -- Your worst nightmare, 00:12:28 10/17/09 Sat
I have no evidence that this will happen or that it is even being considered. But I just have a feeling. A dreadful feeling.

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- i cant wait! (NT) -- funnyboy, 07:55:50 10/17/09 Sat
- I think Target Lady has way more potential (NT) -- as long as Dane Cook is in it, 09:21:50 10/17/09 Sat
- Will Drew Barrymore direct it or co-star? (NT) -- Or.... BOTH?, 19:19:15 10/17/09 Sat
  - There will be many cameos. (NT) -- Many, many cameos., 22:01:20 10/17/09 Sat
    - "Word Uuuuuup!" (NT) -- Tracy Morgan as the guy from Cameo, 22:55:20 10/17/09 Sat
- Screw that! I cant wait for "THOMMMMMASSS!! THE MOVIE" (NT) -- it will be the best movie of all time!, 02:36:47 10/18/09 Sun

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