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Zac Efron/Yeah Yeah Yeahs -- jojo, 01:02:50 04/12/09 Sun
Start your comments. I thought the show was very bad but want to see what everyone else thinks.

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- sucked balls (NT) -- Board Watcher, 01:07:54 04/12/09 Sun
  - You're no board watcher! -- A REAL one would Squeee over the sight of Zac Effron, 18:51:49 04/12/09 Sun
- Pretty bad, I didn't expect much from Efron to begin with. (NT) -- they shouldve known hed suck, 01:08:08 04/12/09 Sun
- Uh oh!! HOT DOG! (NT) -- Buno!, 01:09:13 04/12/09 Sun
- I hate Kristin Wiig so much. Can someone please give her a sitcom or something so shell leave. (NT) -- I JUST KNEW THEYD FUCKING BRING GILLY BACK THIS SEASON, 01:13:45 04/12/09 Sun
  - I dont think Ive ever seen anything as annoying as Gilly before (NT) -- thats counting Mad tv characters and everything, 01:15:02 04/12/09 Sun
    - Also, no more of those god damn Today Shows. (NT) -- we get it Kathy Lee Gifford is annoying, 01:16:34 04/12/09 Sun
  - Maybe FOX can hire her to replace Mad Tv with "The Wiig Comedy Hour" (NT) -- 60 minutes of wacky voices and weird double chin faces, 10:12:42 04/12/09 Sun
- Seemed like every sketch was a one-joke premise -- jojo, 01:19:09 04/12/09 Sun
  - it seems like almost every sketch is like that these last 5 years (NT) -- time to get new writers, 01:21:44 04/12/09 Sun
    - last 5 years? SNL's been like that since they lost the good 86-90 writers/cast (NT) -- its been sophmoric poop jokes ever since then, 10:27:28 04/12/09 Sun
      - FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!!! (NT) -- Buno the insult comic dog, 05:17:45 04/13/09 Mon
- No Bill Hader = crappy show (NT) -- was he in anything besides WU?, 01:20:38 04/12/09 Sun
  - Just Eliot Spitzer (NT) -- .., 05:43:00 04/12/09 Sun
    - he was heavily featured in the last bunch of shows at least (NT) -- its like the the 08 half where it was like this every show, 10:29:26 04/12/09 Sun
      - they should use him as much as they can while they got him (NT) -- its only a matter of time before he bails to do movies, 10:30:45 04/12/09 Sun
        
        he said in that Bill Simmons interview he's not leaving (NT) -- i guess the show's more fun for them than it is for us, 12:48:58 04/12/09 Sun
- That foot rub sketch made me puke (NT) -- why so much gay stuff, 01:23:47 04/12/09 Sun
- i swear the bands get gay and gayer every week (NT) -- this band was like a parody of a gay fag emo kid band, 01:25:06 04/12/09 Sun
  - I WORK AT CINNABUNS! (NT) -- Goth Talk Chris Kattan Buno, 01:26:16 04/12/09 Sun
    - I am THE BEHOLDER! (NT) -- the 1st one w/ Rob Lowe was the funniest shit ever back then, 03:15:50 04/12/09 Sun
      - they should get Rob Lowe to host again, he was always awesome (NT) -- he shouldve become a recurring host like baldwin or walken, 05:19:25 04/13/09 Mon
        
        why would snl do something like that? it makes more sense to turn (NT) -- "HILARIOUS ppl" like Timberlake and LaBoof into new (Baldwins and Walkens), 06:36:37 04/13/09 Mon
  - i cant believe ppl think the girl that sings in that band is hot (NT) -- she looks like one of those hot topic goths (minus the acne), 11:30:38 04/12/09 Sun
    - It's a MAN baby, yeah! (NT) -- Buno Powers, 06:13:52 04/13/09 Mon
- jojo reviews Zac efron/Yeah Yeah Yeahs -- jojo, 02:09:56 04/12/09 Sun
  - I also meant to include Kenan thompson on my list of people who need to leave the show -- jojo, 02:28:45 04/12/09 Sun
  - good review, did you used to post here a long time ago? your name sounds familiar (NT) -- ,, 07:17:51 04/12/09 Sun
    - I havent posted regulary in about 4 years. (NT) -- jojo, 10:30:22 04/12/09 Sun
  - Re: jojo reviews Zac efron/Yeah Yeah Yeahs -- Chief Big Cloud, 10:19:22 04/12/09 Sun
    - SNL post elecction is not a revelant as you think. -- jojo, 10:29:22 04/12/09 Sun
      - If thats the case... -- Chief Big Cloud, 10:41:44 04/12/09 Sun
        
        Re: If thats the case... -- jojo, 10:58:11 04/12/09 Sun
        
        a lot of Mad tv sketches have gotten popularity on the web and look at them (NT) -- theyre cancelled LOL, then again most ppl probably (dont realize the clips are even from Mad), 11:24:03 04/12/09 Sun
        Re: If thats the case... -- Chief Big Cloud, 11:40:15 04/12/09 Sun
        
        Armisen on the fringe of being well known? He's been on the show for 7 years and still no one cares -- jojo, 11:45:13 04/12/09 Sun
        
        I have to agree with this. Armisen's been on so long he's wearing out his welcome. (NT) -- Mac Behemoth, 16:28:04 04/12/09 Sun
        
        Even though Armisne and Forte have been on a long time, I still like them. (NT) -- they dont repeat themselves too much (and usually do the shows more offbeat sketches), 02:16:42 04/13/09 Mon
        
        Re: If thats the case... -- jojo, 12:10:30 04/12/09 Sun
        
        Lets put it this way if Bill Simmons (ESPN) is high on SNL that says something (NT) -- He was a vociferous critic for a long time., 12:39:29 04/12/09 Sun
        
        I know he is in love with Kristen Wiig and thinks she is the best female cast member of all time. (NT) -- jojo, 12:53:14 04/12/09 Sun
        Yes, because Bill Simmons is the authoriy of whether SNL is funny or not (NT) -- you give weak reasons, 20:00:23 04/13/09 Mon
        
        There might be changes alright... this is probably Forte's last year (NT) -- but I agree with Chief, the show is very very good right now, 12:45:54 04/12/09 Sun
        
        They lost the political humor. That is what got the show popular again. Its not very good right now. (NT) -- jojo, 12:54:54 04/12/09 Sun
        
        Jojo, the show has been in an up phase since December of 2005 (NT) -- The political humor and popularity was icing on the cake, 13:15:52 04/12/09 Sun
        
        The election put the show over the top in ratings, but momentum had been building for 2 +seasons (NT) -- Dale, 14:06:14 04/12/09 Sun
        
        What momentum did they build on from last year? There was a writers strike that shortened the season (NT) -- jojo, 20:32:56 04/12/09 Sun
        
        For one thing the political humor which you cite as the lone reason for popularity started (NT) -- Phil, 21:00:17 04/12/09 Sun
        
        They gained momentum primarily from Fey's Sarah Palin, and she is not even a current castmember.j (NT) -- jojo, 21:12:22 04/12/09 Sun
        
        That also was from this season, not last season. (NT) -- jojo, 21:13:28 04/12/09 Sun
        
        The Hillary-Obama debate and primary sketches also got a ton of play. (NT) -- Forgot about that I guess, 21:30:23 04/12/09 Sun
        
        True, but it wasnt until Palin when everyone started to watch. (NT) -- jojo, 21:37:55 04/12/09 Sun
        
        Re: If thats the case... -- Chief Big Cloud, 21:53:29 04/12/09 Sun
  - Re: jojo reviews Zac efron/Yeah Yeah Yeahs -- Mac Behemoth, 16:23:10 04/12/09 Sun
- First half mostly sucked. Second half was a little better. (NT) -- a little too much recurring stuff, 04:19:06 04/12/09 Sun
- is the "bitch please" lady the new WU character theyre gonna run into the ground? (NT) -- they need to stop at 2 or 3 with most WU (recur) characters, 05:48:57 04/12/09 Sun
  - Was that bitch pleeze stuff "female" humor? (NT) -- Cause as a guy, I didn't find it funny at all., 05:50:10 04/12/09 Sun
    - i didnt really get it either, do all bloggers sound like they have a cold (NT) -- and drink iced coffees all the time or something?, 06:38:52 04/12/09 Sun
      - isnt this character just Aunt Linda but as a internet blogger? (NT) -- and without the GAHHH rating system, 08:01:12 04/12/09 Sun
        
        Sacrilege to say, but it reminded me of Lisa Loopner as a blogger. (NT) -- Mac Behemoth, 16:24:20 04/12/09 Sun
        
        **Gasp!!** (NT) -- Casual 70's Fan, 13:03:25 04/14/09 Tue
        
        Ab-surd! (NT) -- Fancy Pants, 21:51:56 04/14/09 Tue
  - is watkins even funny? i honestly cant if i like her or hate her (NT) -- i dunno why but the blogger lady gives me the creeps, 10:34:29 04/12/09 Sun
    - if u ask me none of the women they got right now are any good (NT) -- wiig used to be sumtimes until she turned into molly shannon, 10:38:02 04/12/09 Sun
      - i like the new girls. i used to like kristen but she bugs me this season. Shes played out now (NT) -- need more Casey, Abby, and Michaela next season (maybe get a new black chick), 11:39:43 04/12/09 Sun
        
        They'll never get a new black women as long as Kenan's in the cast. (NT) -- him and Martin Lawrence are the kings of crossdressing as (fat sassy black women), 11:49:52 04/12/09 Sun
        
        Since the 86-87 season SNL has had 2 black women; Ellen Cleghorne and Maya Rudolph (NT) -- jojo, 19:40:28 04/13/09 Mon
        
        and Maya only counts as half black! LOL :-) (NT) -- "Cmon Tina.. this isn't half-black history month" (anyone remember that old will forte WU quote), 12:55:32 04/14/09 Tue
        
        http://snltranscripts.jt.org/03/03mupdate.phtml (NT) -- found it! i knew SNL transcripts wouldnt let me down, 14:31:29 04/14/09 Tue
- I AM YOUR MOTHHHERRRR almost made me cough up a lung. (NT) -- it was retarded as hell but i couldnt stop laughing at it, 06:38:04 04/12/09 Sun
  - We got a CALLLCULATAH!!!! (NT) -- Buno Malkovich, 08:01:52 04/12/09 Sun
  - fred always does these kind of sketches that never make any sense (NT) -- and have no real premise but for some reason are hilarious, 08:03:19 04/12/09 Sun
    - thats exactly why he sucks, worst cast member ever, how the hell did he last 7 seasons? (NT) -- his obama is so bad i cant believe they didnt replace him, 11:18:44 04/12/09 Sun
      - kenans mustve been really bad if fred beat him out (NT) -- how do they not have the black guy doing obama?, 11:22:28 04/12/09 Sun
- The show was much better than it had any right to be -- a non anti-HSM biased review, 10:01:57 04/12/09 Sun
  - I actually thought it was better than the Seth Rogen show. (NT) -- not cuz of Efron, it just had better material, 10:06:22 04/12/09 Sun
    - I still hated Today Show (overdone) and Gilly (never funny to begin with) (NT) -- but everything else ranged from decent to good, 10:11:13 04/12/09 Sun
      - Forte's the only good part of Gilly. Actually Bobby and Kenan were good too. (NT) -- the only bad part is Gilly (luckily she only says 1 word), 10:20:18 04/12/09 Sun
- all i know is if they waste will ferrells episode with kristin wiig nonsense ill be pissed (NT) -- theyll probably stick him in a target lady or suze orman, 11:20:17 04/12/09 Sun
- How about Will in an Activa sketch? That sounds like something these lame ass writers would do. -- jojo, 11:22:56 04/12/09 Sun
  - last time he hosted they wasted him in one of those terrible NOONIE sketches (NT) -- with him playing their retarded manchild son or something, 11:26:45 04/12/09 Sun
    - Well, that cinches it -- bet we'll see Ferrell in a Deep House Dish sketch. (NT) -- Mac Behemoth (:(), 18:30:57 04/12/09 Sun
      - I hope Ferrell is in a Penelope sketch too! And also as one of the four guys singing (NT) -- and as kenans kid in the fat black mama skit, 21:08:54 04/15/09 Wed
- Casey Killingsworth's Show Reviews - 4/11/09 - Zac Efron/Yeah Yeah Yeahs -- Casey Killingsworth, 23:24:37 04/12/09 Sun
  - Re: Casey Killingsworth's Show Reviews - 4/11/09 - Zac Efron/Yeah Yeah Yeahs -- jojo, 23:55:31 04/12/09 Sun
    - You can have your opinion but you act as if it is the prevailing one amongst SNL fans and its not (NT) -- Phil, 00:12:49 04/13/09 Mon
      - Most casual fans were turned off after the election. That is my only point . (NT) -- jojo, 00:17:00 04/13/09 Mon
        
        No way, casual fans love Gilly and especially Kenan!! (NT) -- That Casual Fan guy, 06:23:02 04/13/09 Mon
        
        Hahahaha, I never thought I'd hear that phrase again on here! (NT) -- the casual fan debates were epic!, 06:39:57 04/13/09 Mon
      - my point exactly...lighten up, jojo...thank you, phil... (NT) -- Casey Killingsworth, 21:03:47 04/13/09 Mon
        
        I'm fine, just expressing my opinion. (NT) -- jojo, 22:07:39 04/13/09 Mon
  - Yeah i couldnt help but notice how many ppl thought Abby was Casey in the monologue (NT) -- looking at it again,she did look kinda like her in it. weird, 02:04:53 04/13/09 Mon
    - I agree with Stooge.Casey shouldve played the other one. Who they trying to fool with wiig as a teen (NT) -- wiig is like 40 and looks nothing like a teenager, 05:07:00 04/13/09 Mon
  - LOL jojo is not a new poster - YOU ARE! -- Board Watcher, 06:21:50 04/13/09 Mon
    - I hope jojo sticks around. even if hes negative hes the first poster (NT) -- to actually get a pagelong good debate going on here again (we havent had one of this since carson left), 06:35:09 04/13/09 Mon
      - also props to Big Cheif Cloud, you were the Dan Aykroyd of this thing (NT) -- "jojo, you ignorant slut!"......u guys should post more, 06:38:46 04/13/09 Mon
        
        its Chief Big Cloud get it right ;) (NT) -- Chief Big Cloud, 12:16:47 04/13/09 Mon
      - maybe you're right...this shit was annoying, but I'd give jojo a second chance... (NT) -- Casey Killingsworth, 21:06:23 04/13/09 Mon
- Stooge's 4-11-09 Episode Review -- Stooge, 04:44:10 04/13/09 Mon
- Re: Zac Efron/Yeah Yeah Yeahs -- Ruckus, 13:43:21 04/13/09 Mon
  - wow, whats with the sudden spike in reviews this week? (NT) -- is this board a bunch of closest efron/hsm fans haha!!, 16:23:29 04/13/09 Mon
    - This board has a bunch of queerz (NT) -- Rudy Boesch season 1 survivor, 14:35:35 04/14/09 Tue
      - wow...really? (NT) -- are you proud of that reference?, 19:50:34 04/14/09 Tue
  - Kristen making fun of Kathie Lee for being obnoxious umm how's that Alanis Morissette song go again? (NT) -- YESSSSS!!!! PLEASE DO MORE REVIEWS, Ruckus! (Casey K.), 21:16:35 04/13/09 Mon
- http://blogs.palmbeachpost.com/tvtalk/2009/04/12/zac-efron-hosts-an-almost-dreamy-snl/ -- jojo(a link to another bloggers thought on this episode), 22:27:18 04/13/09 Mon
  - ewwww...that blogs' all just middle aged ladies sucking zac's balls and saying the writing sucked... (NT) -- He's not the ONLY good part no matter how bad the writing, 19:48:25 04/14/09 Tue
    - I dont agree with the whole thing, just showing another view on the show. (NT) -- jojo, 21:31:01 04/14/09 Tue
      - I miss Ken Hayashi! Whatever the hell happened to that guy? (NT) -- Casey Killingsworth, 20:26:09 04/20/09 Mon
        
        True. Nobody started the "episode review" topics like that guy! (NT) -- are him and Bob Barron on vaction or sumthing?, 22:56:52 04/20/09 Mon
- Fred in the monologue = funnyboy in 20 years (NT) -- assuming HSM is still around by then, 23:51:35 04/21/09 Tue
  - Hopefully, funnyboy88 won't still be around by then. (NT) -- Chief Big Crowd, 22:33:04 04/23/09 Thu
    - Well, Buno hasn't been around in years and yet he lives on... (NT) -- Through his clones on this board, 05:24:15 04/24/09 Fri
- Episode Review- Zac Efron/ Yeah Yeah Yeahs -- Bob Barron, 23:45:22 07/08/09 Wed
SEINFELD LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE! -- JENNINGZ, 01:16:24 07/05/09 Sun

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- THERE IS NO GOD. (NT) -- this video confirms it, 01:37:35 07/05/09 Sun
- this is probablythe kind of stuff funnyboy jerks it too LOL (NT) -- that guy doing kramer was so awful, 00:23:19 07/06/09 Mon
- NO PORN FOR YOU! (NT) -- lol this is the lamest thing ive ever seen, 04:39:17 07/06/09 Mon
- Is it bad that I want to watch that WITHOUT the porn? (NT) -- Don't get me wrong it looks lame, but hilariously bad, 01:31:22 07/07/09 Tue
  - I hate to admit it, but I agree. (NT) -- i was laughing all the way through for all the wrong reasons, 08:03:40 07/07/09 Tue
- Of all the shows to make porn versions of....they picked fucking SEINFELD?!?!?!??! (NT) -- I will admit I'd bone that chick playing Elaine, but c'mon!!, 20:20:59 07/07/09 Tue
  - That blonde chick towards the end was pretty hot too (NT) -- id bang her with a Kramer mask on and call her a N*****r, 21:08:41 07/07/09 Tue
Q: What's 5'6", likes sharks, and is wanted for vandalism? -- A: Jessica Alba, that stupid whore!, 02:04:49 06/11/09 Thu
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090610/ap_en_ce/us_alba_investigation

That's what you get for not returning my phone calls!!!

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- Q. What's black and white and red all over? (NT) -- A. Obama's bleeding heart, 00:01:07 06/12/09 Fri
  - OH SNIZZY!! (NT) -- Obama got served y0, 15:22:53 06/12/09 Fri
- Someone stole all the toilets at the police station.... (NT) -- The cops have nothing to go on!, 23:04:30 06/13/09 Sat
- Q. What does a gay horse eat? -- Jokemeister, 15:11:04 06/14/09 Sun
- Q. Where does an 800-pound gorilla sleep? (NT) -- A. In Ruben Studdard's guest room., 21:14:56 06/14/09 Sun
- :| (NT) -- DumBum's reaction to these jokes, 21:17:11 06/14/09 Sun
- Q. How do you stop a rhino from charging? (NT) -- A. Raise his interest rates!, 10:48:56 06/15/09 Mon
- Q. What has 8 legs and flies? (NT) -- A. Funnyboy's grandparents, 12:14:38 06/16/09 Tue
  - Hold on, I'm working on some more great poop jokes! (NT) -- funnyguy, 02:33:49 06/17/09 Wed
- I asked this girl if she could fix my computer but she told me she doesn't do Windows! (NT) -- funnyboy88, 20:49:52 07/03/09 Fri
  - I'm guessing she didn't do you, either. (NT) -- Take that, Squirt, 01:34:04 07/04/09 Sat
SNL Cast member on video -- jojo, 03:28:34 07/02/09 Thu
Here is the link for an Entourage parody with SNL cast member Bobby Moyhinan impersonating the character "Turtle."

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914477

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- If SNL was showing new episodes right now... (NT) -- He would definitely be imitating Artie Lange, 05:25:31 07/02/09 Thu
  - I'm surprised barney frank didnt go to him. (besides the time he played him with no lines) (NT) -- he looks way more like him than armisen, 14:40:43 07/02/09 Thu
    - The way Fred armisen makes him sound like a retard is hilarious though (NT) -- Armisen always makes a good retard (remember Frondi?), 15:30:51 07/02/09 Thu
  - SNL should do a Howard Stern sketch. Bobby could play Artie. (NT) -- maybe Andy as Stern (hes got the nose LOL) (and Kenan as Robin?), 15:32:13 07/02/09 Thu
  - Wow I never noticed but even his voice sounds a little like Artie Lange. (NT) -- at least in that video it did, 16:43:44 07/02/09 Thu
- Heres another video from collegehumor with bobby as Hurley from Lost (NT) -- http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1898719, 16:46:36 07/02/09 Thu
- He looks like younger Artie from his Mad Tv days. (NT) -- before he gained 400 pounds, 20:27:25 07/02/09 Thu
- hes not funny, hes a fat unfunny hack! that stupid pepper sketch is the worst sketch all year (NT) -- i hope they fire him, 23:07:41 07/02/09 Thu
  - screw you jerk, hes awesome! (NT) -- you can go to heck pal!, 00:37:06 07/03/09 Fri
    - WHOA you guys need to... (NT) -- TAKE THREE DEEP, 15:52:10 07/03/09 Fri
      - ISNT YOUR LIFE WORTH MORE THAN A BURGER AND FRIES??? (NT) -- GAHHHHH!!!! I HATE THAT VIDEO SO MUCH!!! (but i cant stop watching it), 18:09:17 07/03/09 Fri
I shall see your Pancakes and raise you a Burger and Fries -- Board Watcher, 05:27:35 05/31/09 Sun

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- What the holy fuck? (NT) -- I think I want to die now, 05:50:21 05/31/09 Sun
- Im so confused! So scared. my dreams are forever haunted (NT) -- make it stop!, 09:40:38 05/31/09 Sun
- What the fuck is this from? (NT) -- Now Ive gotta know!, 18:50:04 05/31/09 Sun
- Is that bald guy some kind of pedo or something? (NT) -- lol, 20:45:40 05/31/09 Sun
- C'mon...this isn't terrifying (except for 1:39-3:10) IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- better while high...im not but glad I watched this!, 21:18:37 06/01/09 Mon
- this is like the stuff I see on Tim and Eric on Adult swim (NT) -- but this is worse cuz its actually real, 21:20:07 06/01/09 Mon
  - Even worse was that they thought this was quality programming for kids (NT) -- this would give me nightmares if I saw it as a kid, 21:29:15 06/01/09 Mon
    - MY DAD SAID I COULD SELL THE POOP TUBE! (NT) -- B.M. Fahrtz, 14:44:41 07/02/09 Thu
- I can't stop watching this, yet I am horrified (NT) -- I know how that guy in Clockwork Orange feels, 04:39:02 06/02/09 Tue
- Is that Steve Wilkos from the Steve Wilkos Show??? (NT) -- OMG, 06:39:31 07/01/09 Wed
  - and I think thats a young Billy Mays as the creep chasing the kid into the alley (NT) -- LOL!, 06:44:06 07/01/09 Wed
    - AHHH WHYY!!! OF ALL THE THINGS TO BUMP BACK TO THE FIRST PAGE!!! (NT) -- JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO TO SLEEP AGAIN, 15:30:06 07/01/09 Wed
      - Three deep it out!!! (NT) -- YEAH!, 02:47:02 07/02/09 Thu
- WTF is with the ending, he goes from karate master dude (NT) -- to some gay fruit with a retard bowl haircut.. WHAT!!??, 15:35:23 07/01/09 Wed
  - "Wheres Master Eshoo?" "He lives inside me." (NT) -- that part makes me wanna kill myself everytime, 15:37:09 07/01/09 Wed
    - Its Master Eastwest!!!!!! (NT) -- ya dummy!!!, 21:28:57 07/02/09 Thu
      - More like Master EatsSHIT!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, 21:55:52 07/02/09 Thu
LOL -- The Jay Leno Show, 17:48:14 07/01/09 Wed

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- lol i never knew leno had a jewfro, it really does look just like andy sambergs. -- marty feldman, 23:39:40 07/01/09 Wed
  - lenos not even a jew, hes a greasy italian LOL (NT) -- i guess its a WOPfro..... wow that "joke" was bad (i feel like jenningzz), 00:12:57 07/02/09 Thu
- Samberg kinda looks like Al Franken circa 1975 (NT) -- excuse me... SENATOR! Al Franken (bwhahahaha!whatajoke!), 20:25:45 07/02/09 Thu
In honor of MJ -- respek!, 00:46:27 06/29/09 Mon

Presenting Eddie Murphy at his gayest and the late great King of Pop!

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- MY GIRL LIKES TO PARTY ALL THE TIME! PARTY ALL THE TIME! (NT) -- LOL @ Eddie Murphys music career, 00:50:33 06/29/09 Mon
- Whos idea was it to let all those little boys near MJ? (NT) -- or was this before people knew he was a ped, 02:49:33 06/29/09 Mon
  - They were lawsuit bait. It was like chumming for sharks. (NT) -- Mario, 11:35:49 06/29/09 Mon
- I think this video just made me catch a bad case "TEH GAY"!!!!!! (NT) -- fabtabulous!, 03:15:30 07/01/09 Wed
- How can anyone ever take Eddie seriously again after this? (NT) -- lol what a fruitcake, 16:55:02 07/01/09 Wed
  - They didnt. i think this was right around the time his movies started to suck too (NT) -- he hasnt made a good movie since the 80s, 22:55:00 07/01/09 Wed
Hey, folks! I'm still alive! Come and get me! -- ShamWOW!!, 14:10:12 06/28/09 Sun

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- Damn man, Billy Mays too? Everyones fucking dying this week! (NT) -- he was just on Conan like 3 or 4 days ago too, 14:32:17 06/28/09 Sun
  - Ya followin me cameraguy? (NT) -- Vince, 15:40:35 06/28/09 Sun
- Did anyone else see "The Underground Comedy Movie"? (NT) -- There's 75-cents and 2 hours of my life I'll never get back., 18:31:06 06/28/09 Sun
  - I never saw it but I remember the endless comercials for it from around 2001 or 2002 (NT) -- i couldnt believe when i found out shamwow guy was behind it, 19:28:39 06/28/09 Sun
    - Used to be late night commercials for Desperate Dan videos too but that disappeared without a trace. (NT) -- Must have sponsored "Cheaters" for a few weeks, 20:19:22 06/28/09 Sun
    - those infomercials were awful. Their idea of edgy was "supermodels on the toilet taking a shit" (NT) -- "and Michael Clarke Duncan as the gay virgin!" LOL, 22:20:46 06/28/09 Sun
      - Slash and Joey Buttafuaco are in it, so you know it's gotta be good! (NT) -- Dickman, 22:47:50 06/28/09 Sun
        
        And so is Bobby Lee! LOL (NT) -- Uh Oh Hot Dog!, 22:50:46 06/28/09 Sun
        
        i thought u were lying but imdb says he really is aahah (NT) -- i gotta see this movie!, 23:49:28 06/28/09 Sun
        
        Don't do it!!! (NT) -- It's as if funnyboy, jennings and Buno made a movie together, 04:23:56 06/29/09 Mon
        
        This trash is 2.2 on imdb (NT) -- If you do watch it, don't pay for it!! .torrent, 04:25:18 06/29/09 Mon
        
        80% of people who watched that movie killed themselves shortly after (NT) -- i read that on wikipedia LOL, 07:37:43 06/30/09 Tue
- First all the famous celebs, now the less famous celebs are getting killed off! (NT) -- my moneys on Sinbad next, 20:04:10 06/28/09 Sun
  - Nice try. The answer we were looking for was Fred Travalena. (NT) -- Darrell Hammond better watch his back, 02:48:23 06/29/09 Mon
    - Don't forget Gale Storm. (NT) -- Even though time already did., 13:17:35 06/29/09 Mon
- How has SNL never done a parody of this guy yet? (NT) -- stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life! (this guy is a comedy goldmine!), 07:40:25 06/30/09 Tue
  - Bill Hader played him in a sketch in the Seth Rogen episode but it got cut after dress (NT) -- ., 19:17:17 06/30/09 Tue
    - Dammit! They need to put that on air. I can picture Hader playing that guy. (NT) -- I want to see it Sham-NOW!, 21:45:30 06/30/09 Tue
      - this one is pretty damn funny: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910326 (NT) -- doesnt look or sound much like him, but the sketch is funny, 00:22:15 07/01/09 Wed
Jacko on his Backo! -- Eternally!, 20:48:14 06/25/09 Thu

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- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- Michael Jacksons #1 Fan, 23:59:42 06/25/09 Thu
- There goes my meal ticket, Ma'am. (NT) -- Emmanuel "Webster" Lewis, 00:01:47 06/26/09 Fri
- God speed, Jacko! (NT) -- Elephant Mans Bones, 00:06:18 06/26/09 Fri
- There goes 95% of Dean Edwards stand-up material (NT) -- OH SNAP, 00:09:34 06/26/09 Fri
  - And 99% of Jay Leno's comedy monologues! (NT) -- "The Jay Leno Show" is doomed!, 00:13:07 06/26/09 Fri
    - At least Chinzilla will still have those super timely Monica Lewinsky jokes LOL (NT) -- THE DANCING ITOS! LMAO HOW HAS HE STAYED ON THE AIR SO LONG, 00:17:52 06/26/09 Fri
      - HAWWWWWWWWWWW HAWWW HAWWW (NT) -- KEVIN U-BANKS, 02:19:14 06/26/09 Fri
- Norm MacDonald is probably flying his flag at half mast (NT) -- Mario, 02:59:01 06/26/09 Fri
  - "He's a homosexual pedophile. You people are aware of that right?" (NT) -- Norm to the booing audience, lol he was the master, 03:21:04 06/26/09 Fri
  - I think Macauley Culkin is flying his pants at half mast today! (NT) -- funnyboy88, 11:48:36 06/26/09 Fri
- 5 bucks says Lazenby is in tears over this news (NT) -- You know it's true, 05:33:20 06/26/09 Fri
  - why does he always suddenly become fans of ppl after they die (NT) -- first rocket then david carradine now MJ, 05:42:05 06/26/09 Fri
    - hes a necrophiliFAN (NT) -- LOL JENNINGZ THE JOKE MAN, 08:06:47 06/26/09 Fri
- in heaven he was greeted by 72 virgins, all with the head of Home Alone era Macaulay Culkin (NT) -- JENNINGZ JOKE OF THE DAY, 08:17:54 06/26/09 Fri
- Does anyone remember those awesome Michael Jackson TV Funhouse cartoons? I wish they had them online (NT) -- "Double the Webster, double the fun!", 10:15:59 06/26/09 Fri
- Jacko is officially old news. TV pitchman Billy Mays now reported dead. (link) -- Oxi-Clean!, 13:27:22 06/28/09 Sun
Norm MacDonald's top 50 Weekend Update jokes from SNL -- Mario Lanza, 11:47:54 06/26/09 Fri
I originally posted this list on my MySpace blog a couple of months ago. In honor of Michael Jackson's passing, I thought I would post it here too. Enjoy.
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NORM MACDONALD'S TOP 50 WEEKEND UPDATE JOKES (1994-1997) FROM SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

50. In Washington DC, reporter Alan Ether was doing a story on violence at a local high school, when he was attacked and severely beaten by a gang of students. The assailants say that they have nothing against the reporter, they just love irony. (11/16/96)

49. According to a new Entertainment Weekly poll, 72 percent of their readers would not be offended if a TV show's lead character were gay. Though that figure sinks to 1 percent when these readers are reminded that being gay can involve anal sex. (10/5/96)

48. This week a New Jersey woman, Rita Gluzman, was charged with hacking her husband to death with an ax, cutting the body into pieces, and having a cousin dump them in a river. According to police, Gluzman learned how to do this by watching the program Martha Stewart Living. (4/20/96)

47. In Mississippi, a father who lost joint custody of his two sons after undergoing a sex change operation now plans to ask an appeals court to reconsider its ruling that gave sole custody to the boys' mother. Hmmmm, I wonder who's going to win this case? The mother of the two children? Or the guy who had his penis twisted into a fake vagina? (4/12/97)

46. Rap star Hammer is suing the LAPD after he and his entourage were mistakenly handcuffed by police. The most shocking part of this story? Hammer has an entourage!

45. Dr. James Watts, a neurosurgeon who performed the first frontal lobotomy, died this week in Washington. If you recall, a lobotomy involves drilling holes in the skull, and then inserting and rotating a knife to destroy brain cells. [pause] What a genius. He'll be missed! (11/12/94)

44. After forty years in California, the Los Angeles Dodgers are up for sale and many New York fans are calling for the team to return to Brooklyn. It's all part of a plan to mess with Bob Dole's mind. (1/11/97)

43. Twentieth Century Fox has announced that Macaulay Culkin will not be hired to star in Home Alone 3. Studio spokesmen said, 'It's nothing personal, but with Culkin now 16 years of age the only way to keep him in the film would be to make the character retarded.' (9/28/96)

42. Magic Johnson has received a $900,000 retainer to write a book on how not to get AIDS. Chapter 1? "Don't have sex with me."

41. Psychiatrist Kurt Freund, one of the world's leading experts on the study of deviant sexual arousal, passed away last week at the age of 82. Dr. Freund's last words were, 'Whatever happens to me, could someone please make sure that the headline on my obituary does not contain the phrase "deviant sexual arousal?' (11/2/96)

40. Liza Minelli has gotten word she will have to have a hip replacement operation. This marks the first time in fifteen years that the name "Liza Minelli" and the word "hip" have been used in the same sentence. (11/12/94)

39. Last week British entrepreneur Richard Brown launched a new soft drink, Virgin Cola. Apparently, months of research determined that people were turned off by the names Slut Cola and Dr. Whore. (10/15/94)

38. In San Francisco last week a birthday party for one of the area's leading political figures, attended by the city's Mayor, Sheriff, and members of the board of supervisors, culminated with a performance in which a dominatrix used a razor blade to carve a satanic star into the back of her male partner, then urinated on him, before finally sodomizing the man with a liquor bottle. After learning of the incident from press reports, San Franciscans expressed shock and outrage that the liquor bottle was not recycled. (5/17/97)

37. In Walnut Creek, California, anyone who turns in his gun can get free therapy. And anyone who doesn't turn in his gun can get free anything. (1/14/95)

36. Well, a beef flavored water for dogs hit stores this week. And dogs are eagerly anticipating the arrival next month of the newest water flavor: Other Dogs' Asses. (10/22/94)

35. In Connecticut this week, Glastonbury High awarded Thomas Hennessey his high school diploma at the age of 102. Way to go Thomas. In today's world, without a diploma, you've got no future. (10/5/96)

34. Last week in Arizona, Marine Corps Engineers extended a steel barrier between the United States and Mexico by two and a half miles. It's all part of a plan to make illegal aliens walk an extra two and a half miles. (9/28/96)

33. Jeffrey Dahmer's relatives are apparently fighting over what to do with his body. Yeah, some want to have sex with it, while the rest want to put it in the fridge. (12/10/94)

32. A French man who calls himself "The Snake Man" was arrested this week after climbing up the side of a Manhattan high rise. Yep, he climbed up the side of a high rise. Just like a snake! (11/12/94)

31. The October issue of Penthouse, now on newsstands, contains a picture billed as 'The Alien: the World's First Authentic Photograph.' A survey of Penthouse readers finds that 60 percent think the photo is a fake while only 40 percent think it's real. All 100 percent however found it 'surprisingly easy to masturbate to.' (10/5/96)

30. Las Vegas mogul Steve Wynn has announced plans for a new hotel 46 stories high set on 17 acre island in the middle of an artificial lake on the Las Vegas strip. In a related story, Motel 6 now has shampoo. (10/22/94)

29. Speaking in Australia this week about the problems of being America's First Lady, Hilary Clinton joked 'Perhaps I'll walk around with a bag over my head when I come out in public and have no opinion, and never express them publicly or privately,' To which the President replied 'Yes, yes! Oh God, yes!' (11/23/96)

28. O.J. pal Al Cowlings said this week that in looking for the truth in the OJ Simpson case, he sometimes talks to a picture of Nicole Brown Simpson. Something that, in the past, would have gotten him killed by O.J. (2/25/95)

27. According to a new survey, condom use is way up. Also way up? Complicated, clumsy, unsatisfying sex. (2/18/95)

26. A top aviation watchdog group warned this week that the nation's airlines are vulnerable to terrorist attack. The biggest problem? Watchdog groups pointing out to terrorists that airlines are vulnerable to attack. (12/14/96)

25. According to a survey, 58 percent of men would have sex with a woman they disliked. Although, while having sex, they would really really like them and then, afterwards, not like them again. (2/18/95)

24. Singer Billy Joel survived the massive earthquake which rocked Japan this week. The quake, which hit the port city of Kobe, killed nearly 5,000 people and demolished hundreds of buildings. To repeat, do not panic, Billy Joel has survived the earthquake. (1/21/95)

23. In Washington State, elementary school teacher Mary Kay LeTourneau pleaded guilty to having sex with a sixth-grade student. LeTourneau has been branded a sex offender or, as the kids refer to her, 'the greatest teacher of all time.'

22. An independent study released this week confirms that President Clinton has appointed more minorities to high-level government posts than any other president. For purposes of the study, women were counted as minorities and Attorney General Janet Reno was counted as a woman. (10/26/96)

21. It was revealed today that O.J. Simpson told police that Nicole Brown Simpson used to beat him up. He also claimed that she and Ron Goldman killed him. (11/19/94)

20. And now, it's time for Weekend Update's movie review. This week I saw 'Interview with the Vampire'. And here is my review: "Not gay enough". (12/3/94)

19. Christie Brinkley told reporters this week that her marriage to Billy Joel was over long before their divorce. The key moment, she said, came when she realized that she was Christie Brinkley and that she was married to Billy Joel. (10/1/94)

18. Yes, it is true. Michael Jackson is going to be a father. Already he has hired an entire staff of nannies, nurses and extra bodyguards, which hopefully will protect the child from Michael Jackson. (11/16/96)

17. Against the Jets last week, Buffalo Bills running back Thurman Thomas broke O.J. Simpson's career rushing record. The week before that he surpassed Simpson in career touchdowns. Next up for Thomas? An attempt to kill 3 people at once. (10/26/96)

16. Real estate mogul Donald Trump announced this week that after three and a half years of marriage he is seeking a divorce from wife Marla Maples. According to Trump, Maples violated a part of their marriage agreement when she decided to turn thirty. (5/10/97)

15. According to a controversial new biography, Elizabeth Taylor likes her love making loud, rough, and frequent. Coincidentally, that's also how she likes to eat. (3/18/95)

14. Golden State Warriors star Latrell Sprewell, suspended last week for attacking and choking his coach, has hired attorney Johnny Cochran to represent him. At a press conference Tuesday, Cochran said his client did not choke his coach, and even offered a reward to help find the real chokers. (12/13/97)

13. One hundred and thirty years after the civil war, the state of Mississippi has finally voted to abolish slavery. Representatives said they would have liked to have done it sooner, but they were delayed due to some awfully big cotton crops. (2/18/95)

12. On Wednesday, Michael Jackson and wife Debbie Rowe became the proud parents of a 7 lbs 10 oz baby boy. Asked about the baby's appearance, the family spokesman said he has Debbie's eyes, LaToya's mouth and one of Michael's noses. And according to his dad, the 3 day old boy is a regular chip off the old block. In fact he has already molested a 1 day old boy. (2/15/97)

11. Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, Happy Birthday, Jesus. Hope you like crap! (12/3/94)

10. This week talk show host Kathie Lee Gifford addressed published reports that her husband had an extra-marital affair, saying, 'Frank did and always does what is right.' Kathie Lee's statement has been widely interpreted as a public admission that her husband beats her. (5/17/97)

9. O.J. Simpson was in a different courtroom this week, attempting to regain custody of his two children. In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, O.J. pointed out, quote: "Hey they're still alive, aren't they?!!" (11/16/96)

8. FBI Director Louis Freeh said this week that Attorney General Janet Reno might have a conflict of interest in her investigation of Democratic fundraising. Freeh also pointed out that Reno might have a conflict of interest between her X and Y chromosomes. (5/10/97)

7. In Milwaukee, Wisconsin, a man allowed his 8 year old daughter to take the wheel of his car, and an accident ensued, that damaged seven other cars and injured six people. Which once again proves my theory, women can't drive. (10/25/97)

6. This week, fire destroyed the home of Latin singing star Julio Iglesias. Music lovers everywhere had the same reaction -- 'Yes!' (10/26/96)

5. In Norwich, Connecticut, a local museum has made a long overdue effort at racial reconciliation by returning twenty-one ancient tribal artifacts to the Mohegan Indians. But as for everything else in the country, we'll be keeping that. (1/11/97)

4. PLO leader Yasser Arafat announced this week that his wife is pregnant. The happy couple said they really don't care if the child is a boy or girl, just as long as it hates Jews. (12/10/94)

3. In Los Angeles this week, the defense suffered a setback in the second O.J. trial when Simpson was ordered to turn over a secret videotape which lawyers say contains proof of his guilt. What's on the tape? The first O.J. trial. (9/28/96)

2. Well, there may be trouble in paradise. Lisa Marie Presley confirmed this week that she and Michael Jackson live in separate residences, 50 miles away from each other. Lisa Marie was quoted as saying, "I guess being married to a homosexual pedophile wasn't such a great idea after all." (11/19/94)

1. And finally, Weekend Update would like to congratulate Madonna, who gave birth to a beautiful baby girl last Monday. The baby weighed in at six pounds, nine ounces, making it the fourth largest object ever to pass through Madonna's birth canal. Congratulations, Madonna! (10/19/96)

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- Holy shit, that's a pretty fucking great list! (NT) -- they should make a DVD of nothing but Norms WUs, 11:54:28 06/26/09 Fri
  - Norms 1997 appearance on Conan in a must see, its in 3 parts on YouTube (NT) -- Ive never seen Conan laugh harder at a guest on his show, 12:06:30 06/26/09 Fri
- GERMANS LOVE DAVID HASSLEHOFF (NT) -- Frank Stallone, 12:36:54 06/26/09 Fri
- Great stuff. Norm was the best thing to ever happen to Weekend Update. (NT) -- Uncle Ruckus, 02:26:44 06/27/09 Sat
  - Bullpucky! Rocket was the best WU anchor of all time and everyone knows it! (NT) -- LAZENBY, 12:54:18 06/27/09 Sat
    - Look out moooooooooooooon!!! (NT) -- Buno up in yer biz, 04:24:05 06/28/09 Sun
- #10 should be higher (NT) -- LOLZ, 05:19:22 06/27/09 Sat
- Ohlmeyer is the biggest tool in NBC history. All these claims that he never thought Norm was funny. (NT) -- meanwhile this guy thought Jay Leno was hilarious (he just wanted Norm to be more like Jay Leno), 09:46:53 06/27/09 Sat
  - Norm will never be as funny as JAY WALKING!!! (NT) -- THE DANCING ITOS FAN, 12:55:19 06/27/09 Sat
    - JAY WALKING will never be as funny as SCABIES!!! (NT) -- Doctor Octer, 01:02:08 06/28/09 Sun
SNL Debuts season 35 on September 26 -- jojo, 22:35:33 06/25/09 Thu
Unsure who will be the host or if there are any other cast changes.

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- Source? (NT) -- Mr. Curious, 00:00:17 06/26/09 Fri
  - nbc media village(Link inside) -- jojo, 15:49:59 06/26/09 Fri
    - Thanks! Oh damn, Leno's staying on the air? (NT) -- What a hack, 16:16:38 06/26/09 Fri
- Doesnt it usually always start the last Saturday of Sept? (NT) -- once in a while it starts in early Oct too so who knows, 00:23:33 06/26/09 Fri
- It was just posted on the board that it will be Sept 26 (NT) -- and "WU Thursday" will start on Sept 17! wow cool!, 01:37:34 06/26/09 Fri
  - so theres gonna be 2 of those mini WU episodes before the real season starts? (NT) -- thats kinda weird, 01:56:38 06/26/09 Fri
    - I like that better, at least we get some new SNL early on again (NT) -- instead of the way end of Sept or beginning of Oct, 02:05:15 06/26/09 Fri
      - Im glad we're be getting some a little early, even if its those short halfhour episodes (NT) -- mid sept aint bad, the usual late sept/oct wait is brutal, 08:14:53 06/26/09 Fri
  - The only bad thing is theyll be doing like several weeks straight again with no break (NT) -- which might lead to writer burnout by November, 10:34:53 06/27/09 Sat
- Did they ever announce whos gonna replace Don Pardo? (NT) -- every thinks joel from conan but i think hes retired now too, 11:21:36 06/27/09 Sat

Let's see what you jokesters can come up with for this recent news photo! -- Damn, what's up with her outfit??, 18:27:21 06/25/09 Thu

Dejah Whitley, 6, takes part in a demonstration of centrifugal force during the Mad Science program at the Westbank Regional Library. The program, which explains basic scientific principles, was led by "Dr." Kaylee Lowery.

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She's thick. (NT) -- Me likey!, 18:45:04 06/25/09 Thu
- I like 'em real thick and juicy. (NT) -- Mix A Lot, 05:35:31 06/26/09 Fri
- ew that chuck is fugly (NT) -- she has the face of a midget, 05:41:13 06/26/09 Fri
- She looka likea man! (NT) -- Mind of Mencia, 08:09:00 06/26/09 Fri
  - UH OH HOT DOG! (NT) -- Mad TV Fan, 08:10:20 06/26/09 Fri
What the fuck is this bullshit? (NT) -- was this in the news or something?, 08:08:08 06/26/09 Fri
- It was a Community News photo titled MAD SCIENCE with the above caption. (NT) -- It's probably her MySpace photo by now., 09:50:00 06/26/09 Fri
Looks like "June" is busting out all over! Haw haw haw! (NT) -- Jenningz the Jokezmaster, 16:18:32 06/26/09 Fri

We're expecting a record high tonight, stalling around midnight. -- Funnyboy88, 22:00:17 06/21/09 Sun

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- First, it was the Cleveland Show...now they're giving the gay newscasters on American Dad (NT) -- their own spinoff?!?!? UGH!!!! Stupid FUCKS Network!!!!!!!!, 23:59:39 06/21/09 Sun
  - Really?!? I'm so excited for that!!! I also want Jenningz and JTs' cocks in my mouth! (NT) -- unfunnyboy88, 00:04:35 06/22/09 Mon
    - I want funnyboy88's cock in my mouth, too!!!!!! (NT) -- JENNINGZZZzzzzzz, 00:08:39 06/22/09 Mon
  - Now, THAT'S a PENIS!!! (NT) -- Jason Sudekis, 00:11:53 06/22/09 Mon
    - Thanks for laughing at my jokes! Joe Buck can blow me! (NT) -- Artie Lange, 02:54:04 06/22/09 Mon
- How come Jenningz, Buno, funnyboy and Bob Barron all have clones on this board (NT) -- and Casey Killingsworth is virtually ignored?, 00:15:22 06/22/09 Mon
  - prolly cuz he only posts reviews and not gay-tarded shit (NT) -- so that must make him boring..., 00:18:32 06/22/09 Mon
    - uugghhhh...what I wouldn't give for a flamethrower or a crossbow right now,,, (NT) -- Casey Killingsworth, 00:23:16 06/22/09 Mon
    - I thought Casey Killingsworth was a girl (NT) -- Kasey Cunninglingsworth, 02:52:42 06/22/09 Mon
      - I thought CK was a shemale! (NT) -- Borat, my five high five!, 16:55:19 06/22/09 Mon
        
        CK? Louis CK? Does he have any new comedy material? (NT) -- Dane Cook (email some of his new jokes) (i just wanna um.. see if their any good SUFI!), 22:39:38 06/22/09 Mon
      - Kasey Cunninglingsworth?!?!?...WOW...I've seriously never heard that one before...nice (NT) -- Casey Killingsworth, 23:12:52 06/22/09 Mon
  - I dont remember there being a fake Bob Barron? (NT) -- Boner Police, 17:31:53 06/22/09 Mon
    - I dunno about the fake bob barron, but I found the REAL bob barron on youtube!! -- video inside LOL, 17:38:51 06/22/09 Mon
    - I just remember everyone making fun of him...nobody remembers the other reviewers... (NT) -- Casey Killingsworth, 23:09:30 06/22/09 Mon
- Houston, we have a boner! (NT) -- JENN GINGZ, 16:54:02 06/22/09 Mon
- FORECAST.... more like foreSKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- JENNINGZ on fire tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!, 16:59:00 06/22/09 Mon
  - Doppler10, more like COCKler10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- jenningz hasnt been this on fire since the WU jokes thread, 17:00:26 06/22/09 Mon
    - rainy with a chance of MY PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- AL stROKER, 17:26:27 06/22/09 Mon
      - its raining semen! hallelujah its raining semen! (NT) -- JENNINGS THE SONG PARODY MASTER, 06:23:27 06/24/09 Wed
- if u want a funny weatherman video type in "gay weather vs cock roach" on youtube (NT) -- also check out "weatherman shits his pants" another classic, 17:02:26 06/22/09 Mon
- id be jackin it so hard right now if only i had a belt with me (NT) -- davi carrindine, 19:24:11 06/22/09 Mon
- Waitaminute....this is FAKE!!!!!! That "weather man" is either Bob Odenkirk or Will Arnett (NT) -- so this is prolly from Mr. Show or sum shit..., 23:20:06 06/22/09 Mon
  - Nope its real (NT) -- i saw the clip on some blooper show a long time ago, 19:12:19 06/23/09 Tue
Uh-oh! Looks like there's an angry fan hanging backstage at the Funnyboy-Jenningz Comedy Revue! -- Security, 15:21:27 06/21/09 Sun

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- UH OH HOT DOG! (NT) -- Boobie Lee, 16:17:36 06/21/09 Sun
- What's Happening, Hotstuff? (NT) -- Long Duk Dong, 16:33:04 06/21/09 Sun
- U ROOK RIKE FREE WIRRY! U EAT ALL DA FOOD AT BUFFET! U BEEN HERE 4 HOUR! (NT) -- John Pinette Does The Classics vol 1, 16:48:12 06/21/09 Sun
  - THATS NOT RIGHT!� (NT) -- Kevin Meaney's Bowtie, 16:51:34 06/21/09 Sun
- Lazenby sucks. I'm gona roll my butt in some cornmeal so he can KISS MA GRITS!! (NT) -- funnyflo88, 00:45:03 06/22/09 Mon
  - lol that was funny when funyboy said "he only likes it if debboe dillon is in it" (NT) -- i bet lazenby cried into his charles rocket pillow all night, 16:57:48 06/22/09 Mon
    - SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH fuck you (NT) -- u wouldnt like lazenby when hes angry!, 17:35:40 06/22/09 Mon
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwlkAk8bd5c (NT) -- Ching Chong Ding Dong, 17:36:59 06/22/09 Mon
- is that the vagina tech shooter? (NT) -- cho young fooey or whatever his name was lol, 02:31:47 06/24/09 Wed
  - fuck you you fucking bastard, my sister died in VAGINA TECH (NT) -- lol vagina, 05:42:27 06/24/09 Wed
    - U pay me big time american dorrah $$$ (NT) -- Richard McBeef, 05:47:33 06/24/09 Wed
Mr. Show! Mr. Show! Mr. Show! Mr. Show! Mr. Show! -- The Ghost of David Cross, 23:01:38 06/23/09 Tue

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- David Cross isn't dead... (NT) -- ...you're thnking of Ed MacMahon..., 23:43:05 06/23/09 Tue
  - HEY NOW! (NT) -- The Ghost of Hank from The Larry Sanders Show, 23:44:01 06/23/09 Tue
- Douche chillllllllllllllllllll (NT) -- Tobias, 00:49:56 06/24/09 Wed
- LOL I love that. The Tobias/Blue Man Group thing was my favorite Arrested Development storyline (NT) -- "Oh Tobias, you BLOWHARD", 00:56:01 06/24/09 Wed
- Koo-koo ka-chaaa!!! Koo-koo ka-cha!! (NT) -- Analrapist, 01:23:06 06/24/09 Wed
  - ILL TAKE THE RAPIST FOR 500!!! (NT) -- BUNO CONNERY, 02:22:44 06/24/09 Wed
    - the penis mightier HAW HAW TREBEK! (NT) -- BUNOS BACK BABY, 02:27:19 06/24/09 Wed
      - Whatever happened to you, Buno? (NT) -- Good times, good times., 02:44:15 06/24/09 Wed
        
        I was on vacation with my wife......... Morgan Fairchild.... yeah... thats the ticket! (NT) -- BUNO LOVITZ, 04:03:06 06/24/09 Wed
- English, do you speak it motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- Samuel L. Jackson, 04:05:01 06/24/09 Wed
- is david cross gay? everything ive ever seen him in he plays a gay (NT) -- "thats right, a gay" ((lol couldnt resist the zach galinfakis quote)), 05:39:52 06/24/09 Wed
David Lynch = genius! -- You guys think this material can get on SNL?, 01:33:08 06/24/09 Wed

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- LOL I love his Dumbland shorts. I own the DVD. (NT) -- David Lynch doing cartoon shorts for SNL would rule, 02:02:02 06/24/09 Wed
- check out short #5 (NT) -- "get the stick! get the stick!", 02:07:17 06/24/09 Wed
- #6 is a good one if you're high off your ass (NT) -- if you're sober youll find it annoying as hell, 02:13:45 06/24/09 Wed
  - I should put that on my hit comedy segment "COMEDY FOR STONERS" chuckle chuckle! (NT) -- Spike Feresten (oh wait, i was cancelled.... fuck!), 02:15:36 06/24/09 Wed
    - omg! i hate ppl who think they need to smoke pots to enjoy life! (NT) -- LAZENBYONLYGETSHIGHONLIFE!!!!!!!, 02:16:58 06/24/09 Wed
      - I GIVE ANY MOVIE WITH A SCENE OF DRUG USING A THUMBS DOWN!!! (NT) -- LAZENBYrmemeber my Adventure review (THAT MOVIE WAS A COMMERCIAL FOR DRUGS!!), 02:18:15 06/24/09 Wed
        
        ADVENTURE;LAND WAS DRUG PROPAGANDA!! THUMBS DOWN! (NT) -- IT GAVE MY FAV AMUSEMENT PARK A BAD NAME!! (Lazenby), 02:19:15 06/24/09 Wed
        
        Lazenby sure is a "great" poster, have you seen his latest thread (NT) -- "has anyone ever farted on snl" (lol what a tool), 02:20:05 06/24/09 Wed
        
        and he gets so easily offended if anyone questions his rocket1980dennydilon obsession (NT) -- SIGH FUCK YOU *BOOHOO*, 02:21:14 06/24/09 Wed
        
        hes even worse than Jo Ann ZIzmanaanan (NT) -- at least that person *most likely* isnt for real, 02:22:07 06/24/09 Wed
- David Lunch was mean to Carles Rocket!!! I DONT LIKE HIM!!! (NT) -- LAZNEBY, 02:23:52 06/24/09 Wed
Artie Lange and Joe Buck -- Board Watcher, 07:57:36 06/17/09 Wed
Did anyone see that segment on HBO? How crazy was that!

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Replies:
- Ive been hearing about it all week, is there anywhere to watch it? (NT) -- wasnt Jason Sudeikis on it too?, 17:37:40 06/17/09 Wed
- That wasnt the real Artie Lange... (NT) -- it was Bobby Moynihan in disguise as Artie Lange!, 18:24:48 06/17/09 Wed
  - Why would he be in disguise? (NT) -- he already looks like artie anyway lol, 21:22:54 06/17/09 Wed
  - Is that PEPPA? (NT) -- I smell some PEPPA up in here!!!, 04:40:29 06/19/09 Fri
    - WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT (NT) -- *drops mic*, 07:26:08 06/19/09 Fri
- http://njfrogman.blogspot.com/2009/06/video-artie-lange-on-joe-buck.html (NT) -- Heres the vid, 20:33:29 06/17/09 Wed
  - Thats what everyones making a big deal over? Thats how Artie always is (NT) -- that pansyass nancyboy host annoyed me more, 21:51:13 06/17/09 Wed
    - I thought you could say what you wanted on HBO (NT) -- Ching Chong Ding Dong, 22:15:41 06/17/09 Wed
  - "Jessica Simpson looks like Chris Farley in those GAP sketches now" (NT) -- hahahahahah I LOLed hard at that, 00:07:35 06/18/09 Thu
  - Sudeikis looked like the only one enjoying him. (NT) -- Rudd, Buck and the audience couldnt be more uncomfortable, 02:55:15 06/18/09 Thu
- I think I speak for most sports fans when I say Joe Buck had this coming! (NT) -- one of the biggest posers ever, 09:31:30 06/18/09 Thu
  - Bob Barron or Mario Lanza? (NT) -- Can you elaborate on this..., 18:09:10 06/18/09 Thu
    - Sorry I don't get HBO -- Mario Lanza, 21:40:48 06/18/09 Thu
      - Someone posted the link above -- you can watch the video in that link, 22:19:11 06/18/09 Thu
      - I think he meany why do sports fans hate Joe Buck (NT) -- i dont have an issue with the guy myself, 10:18:52 06/19/09 Fri
- That was lame... (NT) -- If you invite Artie Lange on your show, what do you expect, 04:41:59 06/19/09 Fri
  - On Stern the next day Artie said that his producers told him to be really outrageous (NT) -- but now they're claiming they never said that, 06:21:29 06/19/09 Fri
- Im afraid Artie is going downthe same path as Farley/Belush.He admitting on Stern hes back on heroin (NT) -- honestly im surprised hes lived as long as he has, 14:49:21 06/21/09 Sun

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