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Date Posted: 02:04:11 02/11/05 Fri
Author: ScoungeMobile
Subject: To 16 Things the Super Bwl MVP is Going to do now (Partius Oneius)

Breaking with tradition, Disney will no longer air
their famous "I'm going to Disneyland!" commercial
immediately after the end of the Super Bowl.

So where will the most valuable players go from now on?

The Top 16 Things the Super Bowl MVP Is Going to Do Now
(Part I)

16> "I'm coming out of the closet!"

15> "I'm going to get this Super Bowl ring appraised!"

14> "I'm going to drink a pre-test steroid masking agent!"

13> "I'm going to snort coke off that cheerleader's cleavage!"

12> "I'm going to an NHL game! ... What?!?"

11> "No drug tests for four months -- whatchu think I'm gonna do,
Einstein?!?"

10> "I'm going to EuroDisney to be spit on by Frogs!"

9> "I'm going to praise the Almighty and thank Him for realizing
what a bunch of lecherous, thieving, whoring, blaspheming,
womanizing, scum-sucking, Satan-worshipping, low-lifes the
other team really is."

8> "I'm going to take a vow of poverty and divest myself of all
material possessions... NOT!"

7> "I'm going to give my girlfriend a pearl necklace!"

6> "I'm going to be adopted by Angelina Jolie!"

5> "I'm going to go see 'Phantom of the Opera' for the eighth
time!"

4> "I'm going to use this as leverage to demand a ridiculous
raise, thereby ending this dynasty!"

3> "I'm going to serve out the remainder of my sentence!"

2> "I'm going to collect my winnings from Pete Rose!"

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing
the Super Bowl MVP Is Going to Do Now...

1> "I'm going to Oscar WildeWorld!"

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[> Partius Twoious -- Scrounger, 02:06:36 02/11/05 Fri [1]

The Top 16 Things the Super Bowl MVP Is Going to Do Now
(Part II)

16> "I'm taking my kids to Neverland Ranch!"

15> "I'm going to put this here jersey up on eBay!"

14> "I'm going to have sex with a bunch of skanks in the
parking lot."

13> "Gee, I hadn't really thought about it. Got any good ideas?"

12> "I'm going to drive 90 mph through a residential neighborhood
with drugs, thousands of dollars in cash and an unregistered
handgun in my vehicle -- with a suspended driver's license!"

11> "I'm going for a day of beauty treatments at Elizabeth Arden!"

10> "I'm going to play tonsil hockey with Joe Buck!"

9> "I'm going to nail the coach's wife after he passes out drunk!"

8> "I'm going to Vegas to marry Britney Spears!"

7> "I'm going to head over to my attorney's house to review
all the paternity suits that have been filed during the last
15 minutes."

6> "I'm gettin' me a hummer... in my Hummer!"

5> "I'm going to spend the next hour getting rid of my
helmet-hair!"

4> "I'm going to get a call from the president, provided he
didn't choke to death on a snack!"

3> "I'm going to kill my wife and an innocent waiter!"

2> "I'm going to take some time to properly mourn the passing
of Yasser Arafat!"

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing
the Super Bowl MVP Is Going to Do Now...

1> "I'm going to Super Glue Terrell Owens' mouth shut!" LMAO @ that one!!!

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