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Date Posted: 02:06:36 02/11/05 Fri
Author: Scrounger
Subject: Partius Twoious
In reply to: ScoungeMobile 's message, "To 16 Things the Super Bwl MVP is Going to do now (Partius Oneius)" on 02:04:11 02/11/05 Fri

The Top 16 Things the Super Bowl MVP Is Going to Do Now
(Part II)

16> "I'm taking my kids to Neverland Ranch!"

15> "I'm going to put this here jersey up on eBay!"

14> "I'm going to have sex with a bunch of skanks in the
parking lot."

13> "Gee, I hadn't really thought about it. Got any good ideas?"

12> "I'm going to drive 90 mph through a residential neighborhood
with drugs, thousands of dollars in cash and an unregistered
handgun in my vehicle -- with a suspended driver's license!"

11> "I'm going for a day of beauty treatments at Elizabeth Arden!"

10> "I'm going to play tonsil hockey with Joe Buck!"

9> "I'm going to nail the coach's wife after he passes out drunk!"

8> "I'm going to Vegas to marry Britney Spears!"

7> "I'm going to head over to my attorney's house to review
all the paternity suits that have been filed during the last
15 minutes."

6> "I'm gettin' me a hummer... in my Hummer!"

5> "I'm going to spend the next hour getting rid of my
helmet-hair!"

4> "I'm going to get a call from the president, provided he
didn't choke to death on a snack!"

3> "I'm going to kill my wife and an innocent waiter!"

2> "I'm going to take some time to properly mourn the passing
of Yasser Arafat!"

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing
the Super Bowl MVP Is Going to Do Now...

1> "I'm going to Super Glue Terrell Owens' mouth shut!" LMAO @ that one!!!

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