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Date Posted: 02:12:49 02/11/05 Fri
Author: The Top 17 Things in Common Between Disney World and the Playboy Mansion
Subject: Now if this one don't send ya home, nothin' will!

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, accompanied by a bevy
of bunnies, visited Walt Disney World recently.
The 78-year-old Hefner and his entourage -- in
Florida for Playboy's famed Super Bowl party
the night before Sunday's game --- said he and
Disney have a lot in common. We're out to prove
that their playgrounds have a lot in common as well.

The Top 17 Things in Common Between
Disney World and the Playboy Mansion

17> Man-made Magic Mountains that seem almost real.

16> To avoid turning off guests, both have strict rules forbidding
facial hair.

15> Corey Feldman stopped getting special treatment at both places
years ago.

14> Everywhere you look: boobs.

13> "Who's your daddy?" constantly heard -- in the grotto and at
the lost-child booth.

12> You must be taller than Verne Troyer to get on the hottest
rides.

11> Most guys leave Fantasyland disappointed after their
two-minute ride.

10> Medical attention required after doing too many lines.

9> Disney World: Features the timeless tale of a beautiful woman
living with seven tiny old men.
Playboy Mansion: Features the slightly disturbing tale of
a tiny old man living with seven beautiful women.

8> Some of the more colorful characters never wear pants.

7> At either venue, a creepy corpse-like figure may appear behind
you in the Mansion.

6> Both are chock full of employees who answer to "Hey, Dumbo!"

5> The price of admission to either one? Your soul.

4> If you ride the attractions, chances are you'll bring home a
souvenir.

3> Janitorial crews ready to spring into action should fluid
spill on the ground.

2> Many a child has grabbed Mickey's ears.
Many a former child star has grabbed Miss September's ears.

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing in Common
Between Disney World and the Playboy Mansion...

1> Those giants cups can make you dizzy!

#'s 3 and 7 tronged my ass!

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