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Date Posted: 14:54:39 03/24/01 Sat
Author: si
Subject: spot the quote

first person to identify the author and/or work correctly has to post the next quote. i demand that you miserable buggers play with me.

'But when the crane lifted it out of its setting, the body of a woman was found secured behind the steering wheel by a seat belt. The blow had been so brutal that not a single one of her bones was left whole. Her face was destroyed, her boots had been ripped apart, and her clothes were in shreds. She wore a gold ring shaped like a serpent, with emerald eyes. The police established that she was the housekeeper for the new Portuguese ambassador and his wife. She had come to Havana with them two weeks before and had left that morning for the market, driving a new car. Her name meant nothing to me when I read it in the newspaper, but I was intrigued by the snake ring and its emerald eyes. I could not find out, however, on which finger she wore it.'

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[> well you're all bloody wrong so far, then, aren't you? if you make intellligent guesses and tell me WHY you think you might be right, i will respond by giving clues... and if you DON'T, i will respond by closing down the website. go ahead, punks, make my day... -- si, 19:08:00 03/24/01 Sat

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[> i think it is James, he is forever writing things like this, no offense James since I'm sure it was you who brought it up -- M. Griffith, 13:03:03 03/25/01 Sun

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[> [> do you indeed? vell you are wrrrong. -- si, 15:05:39 03/27/01 Tue

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[> Iain Banks? -- luke, 13:07:30 03/31/01 Sat

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[> [> nope. and if you'd read the first reply, and explained /why/ you chose iain banks, i would now be giving you some more clues. but you didn't. -- si, 11:56:23 04/01/01 Sun

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[> [> [> I've never read any Iain Banks -- luke, 17:24:34 04/01/01 Sun

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[> [> [> [> in which case that doesn't rank very high on my all-time list of intelligently worked-out guesses... -- si, 12:16:52 04/02/01 Mon

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[> you. because. -- zeina, 14:38:12 04/01/01 Sun

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[> and before you throw a tantrum... 1)it doesn't sound like anyone we have studied closely which made me think, like maggie it was one of us. 2)the however in the last line is something you would think is very clever and would probably like, and want to write. 3) it is really too short a piece for us to guess and you are widly searching for some random responses to make you laugh outloud. you cruel thing. -- zeina, 14:41:27 04/01/01 Sun

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[> [> as if i'd play a nasty trick like that. no, this was definitely not me, although i'm flattered (and worried about your critical ability) that you should have thought it was. there are PLENTY of clues in the passage, even though it is not an author you have studied. -- si, 12:19:04 04/02/01 Mon

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[> [> [> so.. where are the clues you promised? -- zzz, 17:13:51 04/02/01 Mon

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[> [> [> [> the writer is not a woman. -- si, 19:33:25 05/07/01 Mon

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[> saki - kind of dry and unemotional like him and kind of has that curious tone like he does -- zeina, 15:22:39 05/08/01 Tue

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[> [> hmmm... not as bad a guess as i thought at first, but the setting is wrong for sake, and so is the detail of the violence - saki's background is almost invariably upper middle class england/europe... and that's a clue... -- si, 16:23:51 05/08/01 Tue

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[> [> [> 'sake', indeed. tut. slainte! -- si, 16:25:02 05/08/01 Tue

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[> ghandi's alternative ego. -- z, 18:03:08 05/08/01 Tue

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[> [> who on earth is ghandi? -- si, 19:39:04 05/09/01 Wed

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[> MORE HINTS PLEASE -- zeina, 08:48:22 05/11/01 Fri

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[> I'm pretty sure this is no one I've read. A little too cold and impersonal for Graham Greene though it sounds a bit like him, with the brutality and the exotic location and the possibility of politics -- luke, 13:38:19 05/12/01 Sat

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[> Ok i really have no idea and dont know many authors at all but im guessing its modern and if they are talking of havana they are weird and if they are talking of death, kind of morbid. Stephen king. I also think joseph heller even though he is a little older and because i just started reading catch 22 -- james, 18:20:39 05/13/01 Sun

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[> if it's not someone you've read, it's someone you should read...:) graham greene's not a bad guess, nor is heller. but to suggest that people who talk about havana are weird... huh? what about, er, people who live in havana? okay, here's a big clue. you're all thinking english/american author. you shouldn't be. -- si, 11:48:47 05/14/01 Mon

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[> I nearly bought One Hundred Years of solitude last week, flicked through it in Magrudys. Maybe it's Gabriel Garcia Marquez (spelling?) -- luke, 19:13:51 05/17/01 Thu

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[> [> argh - the whole point is that you have to offer some kind of substantiation of WHY you guess any particular author. congratulations, anyway - you are right, marquez it is. it would have been so much more interesting to know /why/ you thought it might be. it is now your turn to post a new extract! oh, and bonus points and/or a free pint for anyone who can work out /which/ marquez it is from... -- sj, 20:28:00 05/23/01 Wed

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[> nope i have to disagree with luke. whateverhisnameis is much more magical and soft from what i remember .... and also sort of ancient too..... this seems too modern, sharp and dry -- zeina, 08:04:49 05/18/01 Fri

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[> [> well done, zeina - you are playing by the rules, and giving appropriate details as to why you agree/disagree. good. unfortunately you're completely wrong. -- sj, 20:29:29 05/23/01 Wed

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[> i hate this game. hmph. so where are all the responses you promised for the rest of the stuff we wrote then? -- zeina, 15:36:33 05/24/01 Thu

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[> [> promised? you're making things up... anyway, soon, soon, i promise. oops. -- sj, 19:12:16 05/24/01 Thu

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[> Yey woohoo. Just a guess, I'v never read any of his stuff, but Donovan and Zeina were talking about him. I'll post something really easy later. -- luke, 17:37:15 05/24/01 Thu

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[> [> i'm so gutted it should be won by a complete guess. so much for developing your analytical skills in an informal context. tut. -- sj, 19:14:13 05/24/01 Thu

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[> [> thats so unfair how we'll go and have a discussion about him while a quote from some book of his sits on this message board and i'll not even know it. tut. -- zeina, 22:47:49 05/24/01 Thu

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