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Date Posted: Monday, January 30, 04:56:07am
Author: Sarah Armstrong
Subject: THE AIRPLANE SPIN REVIEW 1/28/06

Coastal Real Extreme Wrestling
Williamston Armory
Williamston, NC
01/28/06
We're still working on integrating a contacts page, but we still want to hear any feedback you may have. Feel free to e-mail us while we work on this. Also, our guest commentator Michael Tyler is credited as Cashflow because our names are Michael and Tyler and that just gets confusing.
Tyler: tylernew@gmail.com
Michael: meatmike@gmail.com
Cashflow: mtyler@vuu.edu



1st Match
Yellow Hornet vs Doctor Stud vs John Saxon w/ Irresistible Danielle

Doctor Stud jumps out of the ring and taunts the crowd. Saxon and Hornet tieup and Saxon gets a headlock on, but Stud comes in and gets one of his own. They shoot each other off and Saxon hits a Powerbomb on Hornet for 1. Stud chokes Saxon on the ropes but Hornet pulls him off and hits a DDT for 2. Saxon hits a Vertical Suplex on Stud and then a Fallaway Slam on Hornet that tosses him out of the ring. Saxon stomps away on Stud in the corner and Snapmares him into a kick for 2. Saxon goes outside and chops Hornet before throwing him in the ring. Saxon puts Hornet into the corner and hits an Overhead Belly to Belly but Stud goes for the pin and gets 2, Saxon breaks it up and gets a 2 on Stud. Stud recovers and elbow drops Hornet and Saxon does the same, Saxon covers both men for 2. Saxon hits a Brainbuster on Hornet and hits a Springboard Leg Drop for 2. Stud comes in and attacks Saxon, hitting a Suplex for 1. Stud gets Saxon in a Chinlock but Hornet kicks him out of it. Saxon gets to his feet and Superkicks Hornet before getting him in a Boston Crab. Stud breaks it up but Hornet gets up and hits a Fisherman Suplex for 2. All 3 men trade near falls before Saxon does a Gutwrench Suplex for 2. Stud pulls Saxon off and stomps him on the ground. Hornet goes to Low Blow Stud but hits a Leg Drop, Saxon pulls him off and hits a Rolling German Suplex and into a bridge for 2. Stud picks up Saxon and Bodyslams him and then goes for an Elbow Drop for 2. Hornet goes up for a Senton Bomb but misses. Saxon goes up for an Elbow Drop but misses as well. Hornet knocks Stud out of the ring, allowing Saxon to hit a weak Black Hole Slam. Saxon goes up and hits a Frog Splash and taunts to the crowd, but Stud comes back in and gets the cover for 3

Winner: Doctor Stud

Match Quality: 20
Crowd Reaction: 50
Overall Rating: DUD

Commentary
Michael: Doctor Stud set the tone for most of the roster, being that most of the roster looked like backyarders. To better play up his gimmick, he could have come out without a bodysuit, or come out with just the lab coat on instead of the shirt.
Cashflow: The only one who looked good out there was Saxon, it was a shame that he got stuck with two guys who couldn’t work.
Tyler: This match flowed terribly, it was a clusterfuck at first and there were some pretty poor spots throughout. I was glad to see it end.
Michael: The best part of the match was when the face, Yellow Hornet, taunted at us in the crowd for yelling that the match needed to be brought home.
Cashflow: This was worse than watching Mr. Ooh-La-La wrestle. The match might have been better if they slowed it down a little bit. They tried to do much in one match.
Michael: Well it’s not like there was any psychology.
Post match, Dan the Fireman comes into the ring to challenge Doctor Stud to a match on February 11th in Elizabeth City and they get into a fistfight which Dan the Fireman wins.



2nd Match
Cartwright #1 w/ Cartwright #2 vs Valek

Cartwright #1 attacks Valek when he’s on the turnbuckle getting the fans to cheer. Cartwright #1 whips him into a Clothesline, and he follows up with a Leg Drop for 2. Cartwright #1 throws Valek outside, and his tag partner attacks him before throwing Valek back inside. Cartwright #1 hits an Elbow Strike to Valek and then chokes him out. Cartwright #1 hits a kick to Valek’s side twice before throwing him out again. His tag partner beats Valek up on the outside again and throws him back in. Cartwright #1 gives Valek some weak chops in the corner, and his tag partner gives a vise grip while the ref is distracted. Cartwright #1 whips Valek to the corner and charges in, but Valek ducks out of the way. Valek stomps Cartwright #1 and hits a Vertical Suplex and follows up with an Elbow Drop and a Leg Drop for 2. Valek hits a series of right hands and gets a 2. Cartwright #1 punches Valek in the gut to turn the tide. Cartwright #1 gets him up and whips him off the ropes but Valek ducks and they come at each other with a Double Clothesline. Cartwright #1 struggles into a cover for 2. Cartwright #1 gets him up and hits a DDT before lowering a noose from the ceiling. They take the tire iron on the noose and hit Valek in the gut. Cartwright #1 and his partner lay waste to Valek with the tire iron and get the noose into position. They get Valek in the noose and jerk him around. They take him out of the noose and start choking him on the ground and Valek taps out.

Winner: Cartwright #1

Match Quality: 5
Crowd Reaction: 10
Overall Rating: SUPER ULTRA MEGA DUD~!

Commentary
Michael: This is a really tough road report to write, because they’re all backyarders.
Cashflow: This was worse than backyarders.
Michael: Yeah, at least backyarders will buy wrestling attire.
Tyler: Even the guys at the Midlothian show had ring attire for fuck’s sake. This match made no sense at all, and the Cartwrights gimmick looks completely retarded.
Cashflow: The match was more inbred than a disfigured House of Usher.
Michael: The only bright side about this match is that Valek can bump.
Tyler: I’ve heard he’s an ok worker, perhaps we’ll get to see him compete in better matches.
Cashflow: Who books this shit? I felt embarrassed to be a pro wrestling fan after watching that match, it was very appalling how poorly the hanging angle came off. At least some people enjoyed the Tim White angle.


3rd Match
Luke Mossimo and Jynxx vs Johnny Reed and Bobby Austin

Reed and Jynxx start off and tie it up, exchanging Hammerlocks. Reed hits a Hurricanrana into an Arm Drag, but Jynxx counters into an Arm Drag of his own. Jynxx tries to shake Reed’s hand but kicks him and throws him to the mat. Jynxx picks him up and hits a Suplex for 2. Jynxx tags Mossimo in and Reed hits a Drop Toe Hold, but Mossimo counters into a Hammerlock on the mat. They get to their feet and take turns working the arm. Reed hits a Fireman’s Carry and continues to work over the arm before Mossimo reverses and wrenches it, tagging in Jynx x. Jynxx comes off with a Double Axe Handle Smash and Bodyslams him. Reed recovers and tags into Austin who goes to work on Mossimo. Austin throws Jynxx to the outside and all 4 men converge over on one side. Austin fires away on Mossimo but Jynxx cuts him off and gets back in the ring. Jynxx chops away on Austin but Austin reverses into some chops of his own. Jynxx counters and shoves Austin out of the ring. Austin gets back in but Jynxx cuts him off and fires away at him outside. All 4 men converge together again and start brawling. Austin gets back in and tries to pull Jynxx in but Jynxx pulls his head down across the rope. Jynxx backs Austin into the corner and Mossimo holds him back while Jynxx fires away on him. Mossimo gets in some shots while Jynxx chokes him in the corner. Jynxx hits a Snapmare out of the corner and kicks Austin in the back before hitting a Dropkick for 2. Jynxx tags out to Mossimo who whips Austin to the ropes but Austin hits a Clothesline and tags in to Reed. Reed hits a Headlock Takedown on Mossimo and keeps the head locked. Mossimo slips out and goes into a Top Wristlock and bridges him back but Reed counters and does the same. They trade Arm Drags but Mossimo holds on and keeps the arm locked. Mossimo and Reed go through several near falls but Mossimo goes back to working the arm. Reed escapes and whips Mossimo into a Flapjack. Reed tags out to Austin who rakes Jynxx’ face, but Jynxx thumbs to the eyes to get out. Jynxx tags out to Mossimo and whips Austin but Austin hits an Elbow Strike, and then follows up with a Clothesline before tagging out to Reed. Reed hits Clotheslines on Jynxx and Mossimo, but Mossimo walks into a Double Underhook Brainbuster. Reed throws Jynxx outside and goes up top, hitting a Frog Splash for 2. Reed hits a Clothesline on Jynxx and whips him, but Jynxx counters into a Full Nelson Slam for the 3.

Winners: Luke Mossimo and Jynxx

Match Quality: 25
Crowd Reaction: 85
Overall Rating: DUD

Commentary
Cashflow: I hope Vince McMahon sues Bobby Austin for copyright infringement, and I hope Steve Austin comes down there and kicks his ass for stealing his gimmick.
Michael: I have to say that Johnny Reed held together what little of a match there was. It was odd how they ended that match, Bobby Austin was on the outside controlling Luke Mossimo, but Jynxx was inside pinning Reed and Austin didn’t come in to help him.
Tyler: He needs to be repackaged and learn how to wrestle.
Michael: Luke and Jynxx were passable wrestlers, but they got stuck working with someone so limited.
Tyler: I think Johnny Reed has got some potential and talent as well, but he had to tag with Austin so you didn’t see it as much.
Cashflow: I think the theme of the night was how bad the booking was. They could have done some better pairings than what they did.



4th Match
Vinnie Vain vs Vax

The referee checks Vain and finds everything from a chain to a 50 caliber machine gun round. Vax and Vain start off swinging and Vax gets the better of it, whipping him off the ropes and hitting a Clothesline, following up with a Leg Drop for 2. Vax punches away on Vain chops him across the chest. Vax backs Vain into the corner and punches him in the gut and the head. Vax whips Vain to the ropes and totally misses the Big Boot but Vain sells it. Vax spreads Vain’s legs and hits a Headbutt to the groin. Vain rolls out of the ring and stalls for time, Vax comes out after him but Vain cuts him off and brawls with him on the outside for a while before rolling him back in. Vax recovers quickly and starts punching Vain but Vain rakes the eyes. Vain punches him into the corner but walks away and taunts the crowd, allowing Vax to get up on the ropes and hit a Clothesline. Vax goes back up top but Vain gets up and cuts him off. Vain sets him up and hits a Hurricanrana from the top. Vain gets him up and starts firing away on him but Vax no sells, Vax goes for a Chokeslam but Vain cuts him off and hits him with another hidden chain for the pin.

Winner: Vinnie Vain

Match Quality: 30
Crowd Reaction: 80
Overall Rating: DUD

Commentary
Tyler: For what appeared to be a blowoff match to Vinnie Vain and Vax splitting as tag team partners, it was pretty poor.
Cashflow: You put the words right in my mouth on that one.
Michael: The moves were weak, and half the time they missed. Vax missed a Big Boot on Vain completely, but he still had to sell it anyway. Although Vax did have a nice little hulk up at the end, but got killed by the foreign object.
Cashflow: If a tag team is going to split, it needs to be booked better too.
Michael: It needs to be bigger.
Tyler: Yeah, like put them in a good gimmick match like a strap match or even a Loser Leaves Town match.
Michael: Why are the tag team champions dressed in jeans and t-shirts anyway? They’re champions, they need to dress like wrestlers.

5th Match
Exodus vs Natasha

Natasha goes to work wrenching the arm but Exodus puts the thumb to the eye and throws her to the mat. Exodus chokes and punches Natasha but Natasha recovers and hits a Suplex and then a Bodyslam for 2. Exodus recovers and chokes Natasha in the corner, but Natasha reverses and hits some chops. Natasha whips Exodus to the corner but Exodus reverses and hits some chops of her own and then tosses Natasha across the ring by her hair. Natasha gets choked by some guy next to the ring and falls back into the corner where Exodus barely hits an Alley Oop Bomb. Natasha gets to her feet and throws Exodus into the ropes and hits a Drop Toe Hold onto the ropes where Natasha chokes her out before hitting a couple chops. Natasha throws Exodus out and tosses her into the ringpost before throwing her inside. Exodus cuts her off as she gets in the ring and punches her in the corner before setting her up on the turnbuckle. Natasha punches Exodus off and hits a Diamond Dust for the 3 count.

Winner: Natasha

Match Quality: 10
Crowd Reaction: 40
Overall Rating: DUD

Commentary
Michael: Oh man, Natasha has an awesome theme song.
Tyler: And for those playing the home game, this song would be “You Just Don’t Know Me At All” by Lilian Garcia from the WWE Originals CD.
Cashflow: I didn’t get to see much of the match, but there seemed to be more movement going on outside the ring than inside the ring. For being Natasha’s first match, she didn’t look as bad as she might have, plus it was short.
Tyler: I think the match was still pretty terrible, and it only felt short because you only saw 3 minutes of it. Rick O’Brien was right, women’s wrestling is a waste of money.
Michael: The best part of the match was definitely Natasha’s theme song.
Cashflow: It was definitely the highlight.
Tyler: It was great how we just turned to each other when her theme song came on and said “Oh shit!”



6th Match
Rex Sterling vs Gluteus Maximus

Rex and Gluteus lock up and Gluteus just throws Rex off into the corner. Rex charges in and takes him down by the leg and walks over top of him. They go for a test of strength and Gluteus stalls out, so Rex plays a little patty cake with him. They finally go into it but Rex grabs the arm and wrenches it instead, working it over, but Gluteus reverses and wrenches the arm. Rex springboards his way out of it but Gluteus just throws him to the ground and Arm Drags him twice before hitting a Bodyslam. Gluteus goes for a Senton but misses, allowing Rex to get up and try to whip him, but Gluteus cuts him off and throws Rex outside. Gluteus rolls out and drives Rex into the ring apron before giving him the first good chops of the night. Gluteus whips Rex over the ring barrier and into the crowd. Rex manages to recover and cut off Gluteus, throwing him into the ring apron again. Rex goes for a Plancha into a Hurricanrana on the floor but Gluteus counters into a Powerbomb on the concrete. Gluteus pounds on him on the outside and then rolls in to taunt the crowd. Rex gets up on the apron and Gluteus goes to throw him into the turnbuckle but Rex stops and hits a Forearm and knocks him down, hitting a Splash inside. Rex gets up and hits a Running Shooting Star Press for 2. Rex gets Gluteus into position and goes up top and tries for a Moonsault. Gluteus rolls out of the way but Rex lands on his feet and hits a Pele. Rex runs off the ropes but gets caught in a huge Powerslam. Gluteus goes up top but Rex recovers and hits a Flying Forearm in the corner. Rex sits Gluteus on the top and does a 10 Punch, but Gluteus punches back at him and knocks Rex off the turnbuckle. Gluteus pulls Rex back in and hits a Top Rope Full Nelson Butt Bomb and rolls Rex into the 3 count.

Winner Gluteus Maximus

Match Quality: 70
Crowd Reaction: 70
Overall Rating: **1/4

Commentary
Michael: Up to this point, the highlight of the night had been Natasha’s theme song.
Cashflow: We actually got wrestling for once tonight. I felt the purpose was to get Gluteus over with a clean pin.
Tyler: It wasn’t a bad match, I feel that it was somewhat of a mismatch with Gluteus being well over 300 pounds and Rex Sterling only at 185 pounds, but it was acceptable, and Rex is always fun to watch.
Michael: Gluteus Maximus had no right to be on the ropes or second turnbuckle. A big man like his should have stayed on the ground, his finisher would have worked just fine without Sterling having to had taken it from the top.
Cashflow: When he hit that finisher, I was scared that he was going to cripple Sterling when he hit the ground.

Main Event
KAOS In The Cage Wargames Match
Team KAOS (Damien Wayne, Timber and Vinnie Vain) vs Team Viper (Viper, Shane Falco and Adrian Whisper)

Damien Wayne and Shane Falco will start off the match for their respective teams. Wayne fires away at Falco before he can even get in the ring. Falco climbs up on top and clubs Wayne down, running off the ropes and hitting a kick to the face. Falco shoves Wayne to the corner and sets up a garbage can in the other before firing shoulders into Wayne. Falco whips Wayne out of the corner and into the garbage can before throwing him into the cage. Falco hits a Suplex and drops an elbow onto Wayne. Wayne hits a Low Blow and starts firing away on Falco as Timber enters the match for Team KAOS. Timber enters the cage and hits a Spinning Back Drop onto the can with Falco. Timber picks up the garbage can and throws it down onto Falco. Wayne hits a Stalling Vertical Suplex on Falco and Timber pulls him back up and punches his lights out. Timber picks him up again and whips him into a huge Spinebuster. Wayne and Timber throw Falco into the cage, and Vinnie Vain enters for Team KAOS, making it a 3 on 1 situation. Wayne throws Falco into the cage and Vinnie Vain climbs to the top. Wayne hits a Bodyslam and climbs to the top of the cage. Timber sets up the garbage can on Falco and Vain hits a Legdrop into the can, then Wayne hits an Elbow Drop from the top of the cage. Falco takes the can and hits Timber in the gut, but Vain and Wayne stomp him down in the corner. Falco gets to his feet and hits a Spinebuster on Vain but Wayne follows up with an Elbow Drop on Falco. Whisper comes in for Team Viper and hits a Splash onto Timber from the top of the cage and hits all 3 members of KAOS with a trashcan. Whisper gets up on the ropes and clotheslines Wayne from them. Timber picks up the trashcan and fires away on Whisper. Timber then hits Falco with the can, and both Viper members are down. Falco hits a German Suplex on Vain while Timber hits a Leg Drop on Whisper. Viper comes into the match and throws Timber nearly through the cage. Viper throws Vain into the cage as well. Whisper works over Timber as Viper does a Press Slam onto Wayne into the cage. Vain comes up and Low Blows Viper while Falco works over Wayne with the trash can and Timber keeps Whisper grounded. Vain rakes Viper’s face on the cage, Falco stomps away on Wayne in the corner and Timber takes out Whisper and Viper with the trash can. Falco hits a Powerslam onto Vain but Wayne kicks him out of it. Wayne fires away on Viper, but Viper comes back and throws Wayne to the cage. Whisper goes up top but Timber catches him and Powerbombs him off onto Vain. Timber throws Viper into the cage but Falco hits a huge Spear on Timber right into the cage. Viper hits Wayne with the can, but he turns around and Vain Superkicks the can into him. Wayne goes for the pin on Viper but Falco breaks it up. Falco hits a stiff Powerbomb onto Vain and Timber Dropkicks Whisper into the cage. Timber goes up for a Somersault Leg Drop but Whisper rolls out of the way. Falco chops Wayne in the corner and Viper hits Vain with the can. Whisper goes up top but Wayne cuts him off and hits a Back Suplex from the top. Timber goes to pin Whisper but Falco breaks it up, and then does the same to Wayne. Falco hits a DDT on Timber and Viper picks up Vain on his shoulder and throws him into the cage. Falco gets a Boston Crab on Timber, but Wayne gets up top and hits a Double Axe Handle to break it. Whisper climbs up to the top of the cage and clotheslines Wayne down. Vain climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes down but Viper catches him into a Belly to Belly Suplex. Timber sets the can on Viper and hits a Moonsault onto him. Falco picks the can up and throws it into Wayne and then comes at him with a Corner Splash. Viper gets up and hits Timber with the can and Whisper hits a Suplex on Vain, but Timber hits a Suplex on Viper. Viper gets hold of the can and hits all 3 members of KAOS. Timber falls onto Whisper for the pin but Falco breaks it up. Falco throws Timber into the cage. Wayne gets up and kicks Falco, going up top and hitting a Legdrop. Wayne gets a 2 count on Falco, Viper punches Timber in the corner, and Vain gets a Sharpshooter on Whisper but Falco breaks it up. Timber knocks Viper and Falco’s heads together. Timber climbs up top and hits a Splash onto Whisper. Wayne goes to cover Whisper but Falco breaks it up. Wayne goes for a Splash on Viper against the cage but Viper moves and Wayne tastes the steel. Vain goes up but Whisper cuts him off, both men trading blows on the cage on the top rope. Viper picks up Wayne and throws him into the cage. Whisper hits a Bulldog from the top on Vain. All 6 men trade 2 counts for a minute. Viper knees Timber’s leg and Whisper comes over to do a Leg Splitter. Falco puts Wayne in a Modified Crab but Vain Superkicks him out of it. Whisper runs at Wayne to hit a huge Clothesline, Viper fights Vain on the ropes and Timber throws Falco into the cage. Whisper and Wayne go up top and Wayne hits a big Suplex from the top. Timber ties Falco into a Tree of Woe and hits a Running Dropkick. Wayne picks up the trash can and fires away on Whisper. Viper comes over to kick Wayne in the leg, but Wayne hits Viper with the can, and then takes out Falco. Viper gets headbutted by Vain on the ropes and Wayne throws powder on Whisper’s eyes, but Viper comes out and hits Wayne with a modified Cutter for the pin.

Winner: Team Viper

Match Quality: 80
Crowd Reaction: 90
Overall Rating: ***3/4

Commentary
Tyler: This was a pretty good brawling match. Plenty of action all around, but it was a bit difficult to keep up with while typing.
Michael: The match started off pretty good with Falco and DW, but it quickly degraded as more wrestlers entered into the ring. Adrian Whisper has a really great ring presence when he got in as well, as soon as he got in you know he was there.
Tyler: I think the main problem with the match was that it was a Wargames match with only one ring, you can only accomplish so much with a setup like that. But for what they were working with, it came off well.
Cashflow: I thought it was really good except there was too much going on, it made it very difficult to have ring psychology. And for it to be a blowoff to a feud, it didn’t really tell much of a story. There were some bigger spots that happened earlier in the match that should have happened later instead.
Michael: I can’t believe Vinnie Vain was in the match. Another person I couldn’t see fitting into the match was Viper, I just don’t buy him as a legitimate wrestler. He was just kind of there in the ring, he didn’t really do much and he didn’t really add anything to the match.
Tyler: I didn’t think he was that bad, but he was definitely overshadowed with guys like DW, Whisper and Falco.
Cashflow: It felt like the end of the match came too abruptly. It was funny too when Whisper pinned Viper and the ref counted 2.
Michael: Why did the referee step out of the ring at one point too?
Cashflow: And the Wargames match I thought was supposed to be submission only rules, this one didn’t have that. They really should have made the rules clear on the match so we knew about it.

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