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Date Posted: 11:10:09 03/14/06 Tue
Author: lump
Subject: Re: www.heartless-bitches.com
In reply to: lump 's message, "www.heartless-bitches.com" on 10:46:03 03/14/06 Tue

Some Things Men Should Know...
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The reason our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually CHANGE our underwear.

The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet bowl.

If we're watching football with you, it's not bonding. We're watching because of the butts.

If the truth hurts, ask us those ego-sensitive questions on your payday.

Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie.

Don't fret if you find out that the postman delivers more than once a day.

Please don't drive when you're not driving.

Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

Our bedtime headaches are inversely proportional to the number of baths that you take.

If you were really looking for an honest answer you wouldn't ask in bed.

The next time you joke about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubbernecking at miniskirts.

If only women gossip, how do you and your buddies keep track of "who's easy?"

Stop telling us that most male strippers are gay: WE DON'T CARE!

Start parting and combing your hair to one side early in life: You'll never see the island coming.

Have a strong need for male bonding? Visit your proctologist.

Your contributions to your child should go above and beyond that chromosome you unselfishly sacrificed.
And last but not least...

Eye contact is best established above our shoulder level. Also known as the "they don't talk back" concept.

LOL! Butts. Anyhow - there was also an interesting rant on a guy who only dates "heartless bitches" and why that was pretty good. Makes girls want to open your mouth a little more.

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[> Re: www.heartless-bitches.com -- chrys, 11:19:50 03/14/06 Tue [1]

right on.

very insightful, both of those. i could totally identify with the second one. i haven't actually read too many women's magazines, but i remember being a teenager and reading like seventeen and YM and teen or whatever. i always had some feeling like, i just didn't actually know how to be a girl. it was an awful feeling, but i'd open the magazines and just couldn't find anything to identify with. the music thing especially set me apart. there'd be quizzes in the back about what kind of music girl you are, and i would never like any of them. even the ones around 94, that might mention green day or nirvana, were like, i don't know, so artificial. there was a part of me that wanted to be that kind of girl, or felt like i should, and surely my mom would have loved it, but it was foreign. i think it is to a LOT of people, but we're all told this is what we're supposed to like, supposed to look like, care about, wear, listen to, and so on, and so all those people who don't fit into that or don't relate feel like some sort of outsider. really i think there are more of us than we think, but i don't know, maybe i just don't hang out with people who are into that stuff.

i used to always think that one day i'd like to start a totally different sort of mag for women or teenage girls, w/a totally different focus, that featured interesting stories about people of all body types, all races, orientations, religions, some with tattoos and piercings or dyed hair or whatever, and would be more about real life, issues, and so on. haven't thought of it in ages though.

that first story was interesting too. that guy totally has a point. i think there is a lot of societal pressure to get married, like you're not good enough if you aren't by a certain age. i know girls younger than me who obsess on it,or whose parents do. but i think it's a well-made point that you want to find someone who you really share a bond with and have things in common with, not just someone who will look good posing in front of a white picket fence.

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