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Date Posted: 15:36:42 01/30/06 Mon
Author: juggy
Subject: Re: Insults from me
In reply to: Iymlad 's message, "Insults from me" on 13:26:35 01/30/06 Mon

Get your uggy's straight! I'm Juggy - she's Tuggy. I'm the one jumping on trampolines and watching the old man swallow two quarts of beer in 30 seconds flat. :)

OK...insults...

So Iymlad goes into his talent agent to pitch a show idea. He says "I got this great show. It's a family show and we'll get a standing ovation every time. My wife and I go out on stage, dance to a nice slow dance, and then pull down our britches and shit on the stage. Then the kids come out in their Sunday best and roll around in and toss poo at each other. Then they poo on stage and the wife and I eat it. What do you think?" Agent says "I'm not so sure. Say, what do you call this act?"

Aristocrats.

Anyone see that movie? I couldn't sit through it but am going to watch the 2 hours of dirty jokes that come with it!

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[> [> Re: Insults from me -- Iymlad, 15:55:47 01/30/06 Mon [1]

Even in jest, I'm starting to feel bad!!!

I think I'm done. Still no reply from twiggy ...

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[> [> [> Re: Insults from me -- tg, 16:09:58 01/30/06 Mon [1]

"I think I'm done. Still no reply from twiggy ..."

~~~OH really, can't take the heat, eh?

Twiggy works at a real job.

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[> [> [> [> Re: Insults from me -- Iymlad, 16:12:04 01/30/06 Mon [1]

>~~~OH really, can't take the heat, eh?

Nope ... I'm a softy (and no limp dick jokes).

(leaving for the day soon ...)

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Insults from me -- tg, 16:14:48 01/30/06 Mon [1]

No limpdick jokes. HAHAHA

Sure ok limpy? lol

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