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Date Posted: 13:26:35 01/30/06 Mon
Author: Iymlad
Subject: Insults from me
apparently the board doesn't like me today and is not letting me post. Perhaps it's because I was insulting on Friday. Well ... IF this goes through, I need to understand why I was insulting and to whom. help please.
I wrote:
"Actually no ... I'm NOT into skinny and/or tall chicks :0"
Leo replied:
"watch who you insult, genetics can't be helped either way."
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Re: Insults from me -- Iymlad, 13:28:52 01/30/06 Mon [1]
guess all I had to do was read and click "approve" idiot am I. BTW ... the above came from the "new thread" thread.
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Re: Insults from me -- tuggy, 13:38:41 01/30/06 Mon [1]
You are an idiot. If you weren't able to post did you expect us to see your thread in the first place? HUH
Maybe you should think about changing your screenname to geniuslad. J/K
alight posted a message that all threads would be approved to give everyone a chance to check their messages for links and any editing. Seems like that confused some of us.
Anyway I thought I was banned from the ASforum once, because I couldn't post. It turns out I had to correct my offensive words. LOL
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Re: Insults from me -- Iymlad, 13:52:17 01/30/06 Mon [1]
>You are an idiot.
Well, yes. And thank you ... but I think I made that point all to apparent to the world already. ;)
No comment about my insulting behavior?
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Re: Insults from me -- tg, 13:59:08 01/30/06 Mon [1]
Well I didn't think you insulted anyone, because you were just stating your preference in woman. Leo was right she can't help being tall and skinny, like I can't help being short.(5 3") I would love to be a little taller though.
btw I was just kidding about you being an idiot, no offence.
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Re: Insults from me -- Iymlad, 14:07:45 01/30/06 Mon [1]
>btw I was just kidding about you being an idiot, no
>offence.
Pfbt! You short-assed, tall ppl envying bitch! Get off those platform shoes so everyone can look down on you as it should be!!!
(oh, this is fun actually ... who else wants to be insulted? First come first serve ... limited time only)
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Re: Insults from me -- tg, 14:16:44 01/30/06 Mon [1]
Geez, That is what I thought this thread was going to be in the first place.
It reminds of the panhandler on the street that used to give out insults for a quarter.
Don't quit your day job yet asshole! J/K
Oh wait you have one of those jobs that allow you to play on the internet. I'm the idiot!
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Re: Insults from me -- 23, 14:48:26 01/30/06 Mon [1]
So wait, we're supposed to feel bad for you cause you don't have ANY job?
OK. Sure thing.
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Re: Insults from me -- Iymlad, 15:00:59 01/30/06 Mon [1]
Ah HA! My next contestant!
Who are YOU to criticize my short, well-endowed friend juggy!?! How do we know YOU have a job? Why don't you take your self-actualized, no-religoun-is-my-religoun ass and use your extensnive internet search skills to dig up some proof for why state taxes should pay you anything at all for reading this shit!!!
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Re: Insults from me -- tg, 15:05:14 01/30/06 Mon [1]
>So wait, we're supposed to feel bad for you cause you
>don't have ANY job?
Is that what I meant, I don't care what you do. I don't expect anyone to feel sorry for me, I choose to stay home and it is a job. I also work part-time when I can.
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Re: Insults from me -- a light, 15:14:01 01/30/06 Mon [1]
You're not getting into the spirit, Tuggy.
Better to ask Iymud how he expects to attain spiritual enlightenment while being distracted by his boring-ass job and a constant head full of dancing jugs.
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Re: Insults from me -- Iymlad, 15:21:40 01/30/06 Mon [1]
And YOU!
Who the hell do you think you are? Offering relationship advice to other people?!? Starting forums to pretend you still have friends? A little secret ... shh ... THIS ISN"T REAL and WE AREN'T YOUR FRIENDS!!!
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Re: Insults from me -- 23, 17:14:10 01/30/06 Mon [1]
"How do we know YOU have a job? Why don't you take your self-actualized, no-religoun-is-my-religoun ass and use your extensnive internet search skills to dig up some proof for why state taxes should pay you anything at all for reading this shit!!!"
A-HA! I work for a private college. My taxes are puttin' your little heathen kids through school!
Pervert.
And tuggy - whatever, lazy ass. You're doing a great job rasing those kids. What are they doing right now while you're flipping back and forth between this forum and your 523 page long piece of Ben Shepherd fan fiction?
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Re: Insults from me -- tg, 19:00:07 01/30/06 Mon [1]
" What are they doing right now
>while you're flipping back and forth between this
>forum and your 523 page long piece of Ben Shepherd fan
>fiction?"
EXCUSE ME, It's not Fiction, it's his personal memoirs and afterward I talked to him on the phone........he says he's going to go to Ohio and kick your ass allover campus. Wimp.
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Re: Insults from me -- a light, 15:35:19 01/30/06 Mon [1]
Here's some advice then, my imaginary friend. Those jugs in magazines and videos that you stare at in your endless free moments AREN"T REAL JUGS!!
Try not to seem so desperately horny on the rare occasions you get the chance to talk to real women. You might eventually get some action. With time and experience you'll learn about how to have actual sex.
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Re: Insults from me -- Iymlad, 15:51:24 01/30/06 Mon [1]
Damnit! I got my uggies mixed up!
And to the REAL juggy (no silicone tuggy imposters anymore), I was about to put you down with a vengence, but you're so damned easily influenced I don't want that on my conscience!
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Re: Insults from me -- juggy, 15:36:42 01/30/06 Mon [1]
Get your uggy's straight! I'm Juggy - she's Tuggy. I'm the one jumping on trampolines and watching the old man swallow two quarts of beer in 30 seconds flat. :)
OK...insults...
So Iymlad goes into his talent agent to pitch a show idea. He says "I got this great show. It's a family show and we'll get a standing ovation every time. My wife and I go out on stage, dance to a nice slow dance, and then pull down our britches and shit on the stage. Then the kids come out in their Sunday best and roll around in and toss poo at each other. Then they poo on stage and the wife and I eat it. What do you think?" Agent says "I'm not so sure. Say, what do you call this act?"
Aristocrats.
Anyone see that movie? I couldn't sit through it but am going to watch the 2 hours of dirty jokes that come with it!
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Re: Insults from me -- Iymlad, 15:55:47 01/30/06 Mon [1]
Even in jest, I'm starting to feel bad!!!
I think I'm done. Still no reply from twiggy ...
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Re: Insults from me -- tg, 16:09:58 01/30/06 Mon [1]
"I think I'm done. Still no reply from twiggy ..."
~~~OH really, can't take the heat, eh?
Twiggy works at a real job.
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Re: Insults from me -- Iymlad, 16:12:04 01/30/06 Mon [1]
>~~~OH really, can't take the heat, eh?
Nope ... I'm a softy (and no limp dick jokes).
(leaving for the day soon ...)
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Re: Insults from me -- tg, 16:14:48 01/30/06 Mon [1]
No limpdick jokes. HAHAHA
Sure ok limpy? lol
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after further review -- rdtwo, 16:24:36 01/30/06 Mon [1]
i'd just like to add that i like tall chicks. ;)
ps. i'm reachdown2. huh huh.
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Re: after further review -- tg, 17:23:18 01/30/06 Mon [1]
"i'd just like to add that i like tall chicks. ;)"
~~~ Most short bald guys do. teeheehee
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Re: after further review -- tg, 17:40:42 01/30/06 Mon [1]
>"i'd just like to add that i like tall chicks. ;)"
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>~~~ Most short bald guys do. teeheehee
edit: they need someone tall enough to help them with the comb-over.
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Re: after further review -- twiggy, 18:47:27 01/30/06 Mon [1]
twiggy worked all day,then took my skinny self to exercise.
this thread made me laugh, and I miss being able to play during the day...(soon work will provide me with another computer and I can play once again)
in all fairness to iym, you hit a nerve on friday. i was feeling particulary down on myself, and your statement, read by me as being from the male race, was like the final nail in the coffin.
but hey, i'm not into idiots either...
oh and thanks rdtwo :)
tg, i don't know about you but I find a shaved head rather sexy.......
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Re: after further review -- tg, 08:23:27 01/31/06 Tue [1]
"tg, i don't know about you but I find a shaved head
>rather sexy......."
~~~~ Sure you do, because the guys you like to visit out on Rikers Island all have shaved heads.
Just Kidding, this is the insult thread. I do like a shaved head only if the head is nicely shaped. Michael Stipe started shaving his head and I don't like the shape of it.
Noslave is a gimp isn't he!!!
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Re: after further review -- Iymlad, 09:21:02 01/31/06 Tue [1]
>in all fairness to iym, you hit a nerve on friday. i
>was feeling particulary down on myself, and your
>statement, read by me as being from the male race, was
>like the final nail in the coffin.
>tg, i don't know about you but I find a shaved head
>rather sexy.......
I'm sorry if I got you down. I wasn't worrying about the tall skinny chicks because they most fit the American image of beauty. It's the chubby chicks that seem to more often need a pat on the back with a "ya know, I like that fat ass of yours". ;)
And I wasn't in any way saying that one type of woman is more beautiful than another ... it's only what floats my boat. I'm average height, thin with boney elbows and knees and I don't like knocking up against another me, gotta be shorter and plumper, simple as that. I'd sure kick any super model out of bed for an Anna Nicole Smith (well, too tall and her tits are fake, but you get the idea).
But I'm still not sure how to read you ... still think I was in the wrong?
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Re: Insults from me -- noslave, 06:09:14 01/31/06 Tue [1]
Everyone who posts on this thread is a gimp.
Especially the ones who are too late.
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Re: Insults from me -- lump, 09:19:10 01/31/06 Tue [1]
I-lad - I was just referring to the Aristocrats - a 2 hour documentary on that 1 joke. Anyone see/like it? I didn't like it but am going to sit down through the 2 hours of attached dirty jokes before I send it back. A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste, you know?
Leo - Hon! How can you be offended by "I think you're unattractive because you're a Victoria's Secret Model." Come on! Take it from Shrek's wife's twin (after, not before)- you're luckier being you than us Hobbits. We Ogres would trade you. :) I think you're beautiful!
And yes, a shaved head is attractive unless it looks uncannily like a large penis.
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Re: Insults from me -- carson1, 16:47:44 02/01/06 Wed [1]
You mean, Lump, like the lead singer of Midnight Oil? (Sorry that was rude and I will promptly be sent to hell for it...I got a little too into the whole insult thread)
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Re: Insults from me -- chrys, 00:53:14 02/06/06 Mon [1]
well i missed the boat but i guess that's okay cuz iymlad already insulted me on another thread for going from moonchildchrys to lotus moon to chrys. guess that is really hard to follow.
i think maybe tall, skinny chicks aren't used to comments like that, whereas lots of ppl have to hear/know those things about their body type all the time.
it's a little strange to me, cuz looks-wise i can't think of anythign that would be a total turn-off, that i would say i'm definitely "not into." i like blue eyes, a lot, but then again everyone i've dated has had brown. i like long hair, but now i am with a guy (and totally totally attracted to him) w/a shaved head. so i don't rule anything out in the looks department, though i do have preferences. and i like nice hands, and warm people (mostly b/c i tend to be cold).
at the same time though i realized there are personality things that would be total deal-breakers, like i'm not into christians, or people really involved w/any religion, and i'm not into dumb people, and so on. my point i guess is we all have our attractions and our turn-offs in one way shape or form.
anyway, interesting thread.
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Re: Insults from me -- Iymlad, 09:28:58 02/06/06 Mon [1]
gimp!
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Re: Insults from me -- Leo, 19:47:11 02/09/06 Thu [1]
lots to reply to in this thread...
iym - i don't think you're wrong for preferring a certain body style, everyone has their preferences. i was offended because of how i was feeling at the time, not you at all.
chrys mentioned that maybe tall, skinny chicks aren't used to comments like that. Not in my experiences from childhood to this day. I was always called skinny, totem pole, etc. I wouldn't go as far to say I was tortured for my weight (or lack of it) but it was definitely an issue. Not to mention the anorexic comments, or "you need to eat", "if you turned sideways you'd disappear"...
There's also the athletic aspect (again lack of talent there), and once development set in for everyone else, I retained my boyish figure literally. I remember desperately wishing to be normal weight.
Now I'm happy with my body, but I still get comments rather frequently. I'd like to think the women who say them are mostly jealous, but its annoying nonetheless. People think I shouldn't be excercising just because I'm thin. Just the other day at the bus stop, my neighbor calls out "hey skinny minny". It gets tiring.
I don't think anyone is immune from body issues and people will find something in everyone to pick on.
tg - that rikers island comment isn't insulting at all. I have a thing for prisoners!!
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Re: Insults from me -- chrys, 23:24:58 02/09/06 Thu [1]
also have a thing for prisoners!
yes, leo, i know what you mean. i remember growing up always getting called chicken legs by my aunts and uncles. and also i remember in teenage years especially, getting teased for being skinny, only by girls. even a couple years back when i worked at camp, there was this girl sarah who was on my case every day, it wouldn't matter if we were out at the bar or sitting around in the house, she'd be like you need to eat, you need to eat, you need to eat. it wouldn't matter if we'd just all wolfed down some huge meal at the dining hall. it does get annoying, BUT i think it is still different to be teased for having a desirable body type than it is to be teased for one that is not so socially acceptable. i really don't think these experiences compare to really being ostracized for looks.
not that they don't count, just that it's different.
that girl who lives downstairs, who seems to be over her total hatred of me and no longer wants to stuff qtips up my nose while i'm sleeping, still makes daily comments about my weight. she also says skinny minny all the time, or "you skinny little bitch," or other lovely comments. this one night, actually the night everything started with me and AJ, there was this huge party here and this dude kelly (who was drunk and singing songs about roosters and LSD) had a friend on the phone and at one point he gave the phone to me to talk to his friend. well this chick FLIPPED out and started yelling, "you're only giving her the phone cuz she's skinny and cute! you won't give me the phone cuz i'm too fat!" i didn't know what to do, so i asked teh guy how old he was and told him he was too old for me and would he like to talk to my friend, and they were on the phone for hours. it's just strange situations, you know? i sit there and be like, fuck, i can't do anything about it, you know? but every day i see her, she has to say something.
and iymlad - re: gimp - ah, fuck off! : )
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Re: Insults from me -- noslave, 09:37:22 02/10/06 Fri [1]
Ha ha! Some of you are even gimpier than me!
Loosers!
(yes that was deliberate)
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Re: Insults from me -- 23, 10:03:12 02/10/06 Fri [1]
It's my opinion that those skinny "insults" are actually meant as compliments by the people who say them. No one calls fat people fat to their face, because they know it would destroy them. If the people who call you "skinny minny" thought it actually hurt your feelings, I guarantee they wouldn't say it. They just assume everyone wants to be skinny, and therefore it's something people would always want to hear.
And it is jealously, obviously.
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Re: Insults from me -- Iymlad, 08:22:29 02/13/06 Mon [1]
Yup ... at my exceptionally enjoyable medical monitoring exam last week, the doctor asked my if I worked out because I was "all skin and bones".
I told him no ... I also explained to him that the reason I have some hearing loss doesn't have anything to do with all the concerts I've seen nor the fact that my mother screamed incessently when I was growing up, but because the voices in my head just won't shut the hell up long enough for me to sit through the test.
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