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Subject: Re: Shave?!?!?!?!?!


Author:
Dr. Stanton R. Jazzercise
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Date Posted: 12:04:34 05/31/01 Thu
In reply to: Anthony 's message, "Re: Shave?!?!?!?!?!" on 10:13:20 05/31/01 Thu

Of course I am disturbed. Are we heading down the road of forcible shaving? I am not a 12 year old boy why should I look like one. This pelt on my chest is my birth rite as a male. It is testosterone surging through my follicles. It screams of a forgotten time when I was a savage hunter in the wilderness. Should I be forced to let go because of modern preferences, the illusion of cleanliness, and intellectualized emasculation.

And please don't argue that women are expected to be shaving their legs and other areas. I am sorry, but hair on woman is just horrifying. Yes it is a double standard, but that's life. Double Standards abound.

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Anthony
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Date Posted: 12:29:36 05/31/01 Thu

No argument about hairy women from me. No need to worry about that. I also don't think that we need to go shaving our bodies. Trimming a bit is another thing. I think that taming the wild areas of one's body hair is a good thing. Too much hair can get in the way of a number of activities. But shaving the whole body just to please the ladies? I don't think so. I think that we need to figure out why women think they want hairless men. What has driven them to this conclusion? Now, do I think that this shaving trend has anything to do with some women's lib conspiracy? About as much as I believe in the Elders of Zion controlling the world's economy: I don't. Both are paranoid conspiracy theories. So I would say that we are just dealing with a backlash stemming from a glut of advertising schemes that "brainwash" consumers, convincing us to conform to their concepts of beauty, handsomeness, slimness, HAIRLESSNESS, etc.

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Dr. Stanton R. Jazzercise
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Date Posted: 13:03:23 05/31/01 Thu

what? are you sure you don't like hairy women?

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Dr. Stanton R. Jazzercise
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Date Posted: 13:11:21 05/31/01 Thu

'cause secretly, deep down, i do.

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The Dr. Stanton R. Jazzercise
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Date Posted: 13:18:13 05/31/01 Thu

This rapscallion asking such asburd questions about liking hairy women is not me, but a rather unclever imposter. I in no way favor a hirsute female and I want that on the record. I came here to discuss whether this phenomenon pointed to a peculiar shift in the relationship between men and women.

I believe that the offended Zisel Ben may be posting as my august self out of resentment and bitterness. He/she took issue with some of my statements, which is fine, but is now posing as your Dr. Stanton R. Jazzercise as some sort of vengeance. Perhaps this Zisel Ben is one of the valkrie-esque modern females I am speaking of, waiting with raised Gilette in hand to slice the spark of manhood from every male body. I bet she would do it without shaving cream.

I am the only Dr. Stanton R. Jazzercise.

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The Dr. Stanton R. Jazzercise
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Date Posted: 13:25:14 05/31/01 Thu

and, in the deepest recesses of my imagination, i want to share my feelings of deep love and admiration for the hairy women of the world. i would appreciate it if we all went to www.hairywomen.com and delighted in the natural furiness of it all.

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Zisel ben
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Date Posted: 12:30:41 05/31/01 Thu

I think your mind is horrifying.

You don't have any more intelligence than a twelve year old boy. You deserve to be held down and forcibly shaved all over. You probably look so atrocious that you need to hide behind your big hairy pelt on your chest and call it your "Male Birth Right" to feel masculine and attractive.

There are plently of men from other cultures that have hardly any hair at all on their bodies, naturaly, simply because they come from a different ethnic background. Are they "less masculine" or something?

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Anthony
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Date Posted: 12:42:00 05/31/01 Thu

Zisel, I think that we were really discussing an aspect of American culture and not concerning the amount of hair the different ethnicities can grow. I concede that this thread, started by someone calling themselves "Dr. Stanton R. Jazzercise", may indeed be the product of someone who is not entirely serious about the thread. I mean that the good doctor is probably not really as upset as he portrays himself to be. The hyperbole and sarcasm that I imagine him delivering his words with may be only in my mind, though...who knows?

But I don't think you need to get that upset at him, in any case. If he is having some fun, then don't take it too seriously. Don't give him the satisfaction. If he is really serious, then you should not attack him. If he really is disturbed by the shaving trend he sees but is also having a bit of fun, then who are we to fault him? Really. I want to keep it peaceful in here. Okay?

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Zisel ben
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Date Posted: 13:03:17 05/31/01 Thu

No, you know what, Anthony, you're right:

I should try and bend over to the ground-scraping level of the "Good Doctor's" suggestions so I can understand them better. I should struggle to unearth the deep and profound richness of his insight and keep my eyes and ears peeled for more of his sparkling wit. What the hell was I thinking? Passing up free wisdom? Shame on me!

p.s. I'm not really upset but I am sure having alot of fun insulting the Good Doctor. feel free to delete this post if you feel that anything I have said is unnecessary, Oh, excuse me, I have to go shave my legs now, my grunting hairy caveman boyfriend is coming over soon to grab me by the hair and have his way with me.

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Zisel ben
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Date Posted: 12:45:08 05/31/01 Thu

no no peace for me no peace until i kill!!!!!
muuuuuuuuuuuhahhahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Western Wally and Eastern Ernie
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Date Posted: 13:08:00 05/31/01 Thu

Ernie: Body shaving is such a Western cultural phenomenon. Westerners have it in their minds that women have to look like children with their shaved legs?

Wally: How do you know Eastern women don't shave? Their men make them wear robes all the time!

Ernie: I'm offended.

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