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Date Posted: 06:25:07 04/21/10 Wed
Author: Audrey
Subject: because I can't think of anything clever to slap here

I. All eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus.

Audrey had an aptitude for luring one in without any concerted effort. Her father surmised that she inherited this attribute from her mother, along with being incapable of avoiding drama at every turn. Shadows and headlights flickered across her fair complexion as she lingered beneath the slender limbs of an adolescent tree. The thump of a stereo faded into the distance as the vehicle merged into traffic; though a nice car, she would not be caught dead in its back seat and sure as hell not with its driver.

What the hell, man! Did she resemble anything near the playthings in her brothers’ possession? Bronzed charms glancing upon her lithe figure reflected upon the storefront’s display window, Audrey contained the scowl threatening her features. There was nothing demure about the fabric enveloping her flesh, but then there was also nothing vulgar about it either. Dumb f-----. CMPD would late locate his charred remains in a burned out dumpster.

Our wicked little creature did not possess many weaknesses, though she did have one that was almost sickeningly obvious: shoes. Not just any shoes though. They had to be PRETTY shoes and in her size. Several pairs for different occasions and attire, a girl could never have too many pairs of shoes. Standing with the glass between them, Audrey pressed her lower lip between her teeth, trying to distract herself from the most amazing pair of strappy heels she had ever laid eyes on… at least, that is how she felt about them at that exact moment. Thank The Stars that she did not have a bag fetish to match.

Oooh. Audrey WANTS… but Audrey does not need. Frickfrackfruck. It was true, thus sending the youth into a full fledged pout. Later, Precious. Later, MY Precious.

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Replies:

--I can-- -- Zeth, 04:42:46 04/23/10 Fri
- go fer it. -- Audrey, 22:04:54 04/27/10 Tue
  - .:.Oh, trust me. I will.:. -- Zeth, 04:12:49 04/30/10 Fri
    - slap it hard? -- Audrey, 16:10:45 05/01/10 Sat
      - .:.Like the Slap Chop: "You're gonna love my nuts!".:. -- Zeth, 06:04:16 05/03/10 Mon