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Subject: Lawyer joke


Author:
Remi
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Date Posted: 09:53:40 01/19/03 Sun

A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.

"Here lies an honest man and a lawyer, " responded the lawyer.

"Sorry, but I can't do that, " replied the stonecutter. "In this state, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave. However, I could put ``here lies an honest lawyer''."

"But that won't let people know who it is" protested the lawyer.

"Certainly will, " retorted the stonecutter. "people will read it and exclaim, "----'- -------!"

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