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Subject: Joke Author: Remi [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 06:32:25 01/20/03 Mon Funny Animal Jokes - Panda In A Bar A panda walked into a bar and went up to the barman and said: "I want a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please." The barman took his order and the Panda went to sit down at a table. Soon, a waiter took over the meal, the Panda gobbled it up, thanked, tipped the waiter and paid his bill. All seemed normal until the Panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter dead. The barman rushed over and said: "Argh!! You just shot my friend!!!" The Panda calmly replied: "Do you know what I am?" "Of Course I do," the barman answered, "you're a Panda!" "Good," the Panda replied, "now go home and look me up in the dictionary." And with that, the Panda walked out of the bar. The barman was a little unsure, but he was very eager to be enlightened on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his dictionary and after a while he found 'panda' and quickly read the definition... PANDA: 1. A black and white bear native to China. e--- ------ --- -e--e-. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: First word is eats Author: Remi [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 14:30:05 01/20/03 Mon [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: eats shoots and leaves! Author: Cardinal Fang [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 16:44:08 01/20/03 Mon [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

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