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Subject: Re: Placement


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Mork and Mindy
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Date Posted: 07:31:23 06/24/25 Tue
In reply to: Jan R to Mindy 's message, "Re: Placement" on 13:52:50 06/22/25 Sun

Dear JanR, Please excuse me but I couldn't help but smile when you wrote, "spankings are still on the table" --- both meanings. How might your mom's birthday spankings be different?

Mindy

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Alfred22 spanking puns
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Date Posted: 06:46:30 06/25/25 Wed

As a kid I strongly resented jokes about getting spanked. Here are two I found really annoying:

1. A good spanking never hurt anyone.
(Said by adults of some actual spanking.)

2. A great artist is able to change a smiling face to a crying face with a single stroke of a brush. That's no big deal -- so can my Mom! (On the inside DoubleBubble chewing gum wrapper.)

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