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Date Posted: 12:18:07 12/03/99 Fri
Author: Crazykid
Subject: Cruiserweight title.(Prez please read)
In reply to: Major Pain 's message, "LUKE ZAZA YOUR ASS IS GRASS AND I'M GONNA SMOKE IT!" on 16:43:32 12/02/99 Thu


> ***The screen opens at a military training facility
> where Major Pain is training some men. Major Pain sees
> the GCW Camrea man and tells his troops to hit the
> showers and he runs to the camrea***

> Major Pain: Well, I see that I finally have a title
> match here and just my luck, it is against a new
> jobber what is his name?

> [Camera man wispers his name to Major Pain]

> Major Pain: Luke Zaza, what kind of name is that? Well
> that doesn't matter. what matters is that I WILL
> WITHOUT A DOUBT kick your ass! Well Luke, just to
> make this match a hell of alot more entertaining
> seeing as I will be dominating the whole time...what
> do you say we fight right here? That is right! I'm
> asking you if you are manly enough to fight me in a
> MILITARY RULES DEATHMATCH Military rules are
> ANYTHING GOES and we will fight here in the yard!
> Anything goes and this yard will be filled with
> weapons, tanks, etc to make it even funner! What do
> you say Luke? or are you to afraid of THE BEST
> CRUSERWEIGHT EVER!?! I will be looking forward
> to your reply!

> [An old man walks by and he looks at the camrea and
> says "Luke I am your father....and the family secret
> is you are gay!"]

> ***Major Pain laughs as the screen goes black!***


Major Pain you are best cruiserwieght in this
fed.Because I know you aren't better than me
I think I should have a shot at the belt.So
if you think your so good how about we make this a special match.How about the winner gets the sht against that new guy.Think about it.

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