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Date Posted: 11:56:47 12/04/99 Sat
Author: "The Madman" Jake Stevens
Subject: What's my name????? As if you didn't already know! To all wrestlers!

(The lights go down at a house show in Louisville Kentucky, as Love it Loud by Kiss kicks up on the soundsystem. Jake Stevens walks to the ring holding what appears to be a GCW magazine. He gets into the ring and grabs a mic.)

Oh boy! I'm here! The GCW has hired me! Little ol' me! I've been away from wrestling for awhile, but I'm sure all you little punks in the audience couldn't wait to have someone to idolize again. (The crowd having been insulted starts to boo.) Anyway, I was reading this magazine, and I must admit how pathetic some of your roster is! (He begins to talk to himself) I know, well I told you the crowd wouldn't like it! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!!!!!! (He looks at the crowd and speaks again.) You finnaly have the hero you always wanted, but never had. We.....ummm.....I mean I am the greatest thing to ever happen to this sport. The only question is, who is first on the old madmans hitlist? So I make an open challenge to any and all! Got balls? I think not!
(He throws down the mic and leaves ringside.)

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