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Date Posted: 10:44:26 12/12/99 Sun
Author: General X
Subject: A war?Cookson read....

(The screen opens up at the base.A platoon is working
on the new "X-14 Turbo Super-Tank".The General comes out from under neath the soon-to-be-kickass-tank.)

General X:Cookson, fighting you isn't going to be a-I
quote-"war".You're far from being a problem to me, and
I don't think I'm a badass for being in wars.I never
said "Hey, why don't I go Nam and Desert Storm and
watch half my platoon get napalmed and the other half
shot".I never said "If I go and survive, I bet they'll
call me a hero".I never said "Hey what do ya know, I'm
a hero".I went in those wars to fight for my country
you asshole.You're just like all those other pieces of
trash out there, saying this country sucks.I can beat
you and anyone else in this fed.Todd Terrific knows he
only won because the card writer wanted him to and
that's why he said I have to beat five guys.He said
that just to get me farther away from his belt.I can
beat anyone.I can beat you, you little worm.I hate you.

(He slides back under.The camera goes under the soon-to-be-kickass-tank.)

General X:Oh, hey Jeff.

Jeff:Hey General, did you know that Cookson has the T.V title?

General X:Haa haha ha ha.Yeah I know.

Jeff:What's so funny?

General X:Well, a jobber like Cookson had to have beaten someone really bad to get that thing.That's
probably why he's not going to give me a title shot,
but that's not what's so funny, that's just sad.

Jeff:Oh....so what's so funny?

General X:Cookson man, he said that this was going to
be another war.Haa haha ha ha.

Jeff:I still don't see how that's funny.

General X:Oh man.A war, a big buffed up General
against a little bitch like him.Haa haha ha ha.

Jeff:Oh, ok, that's funny but I can't laugh because
it's not funny because it took me so long to get it.

(They sit quiet for a minute.They both bust out
laughing at Cookson.The screen fades to black.)

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General X read! -- Corey "The Cooker" Cookson, 13:55:59 12/12/99 Sun