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Date Posted: 13:32:37 12/12/99 Sun
Author: Chris King and Powerhouse (Raw Power)
Subject: Jake and Jobber read!!!

Chris King and Powerhouse sit backstage on lawn chairs dressed in beach close. Shorts and button shirts with palm tress on them. They both have jumbo gulps from 7-11 with Coke in them. Chris is reading "Hooters etc." Powerhouse is watching "Babe watch". Chris sets down his magazine and calls Jim Ross on the phone for an interview. He shows up an hour later.

JR: Sorry I'm late guys. Some a**hole slashed my tires.

Chris King: I wonder who'd do a thing like that. *wink, wink* Anyway, Jake Stevens, you are the biggest bulls#iter on the face of this f*cking planet. You and Mr.Miavia are both a couple of no talent queers.

Powerhouse mutes the tube.

Powerhouse: That's right. Miavia, I'm going to kick your a$$ you b@st@rd. After those tag titles are presented to us, THE HOTTEST TAG TEAM ON THE PLANET, I'm going to beat you again and rip the People's Title off of you and hoist it over the shoulder of the most powerful wrestler in the planet!

Chris King drinks his soda so fast he gets brain freeze.

Chris King: ooooh, s#it...Ouch. This may hurt but it's nothing compared to the world of hurt I'm going to put Jake Stevens in. This little jaberoni thinks he's so f*ckin' cool because he lives in a nut house. That's nothing. Powerhouse here did five years in a jail in Brazil.

Powerhouse: That's right. I tried to kill the leader of the Brazilian military for the u.s. government. But Miavia, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!

JR: Wow, you guys are just so damn cool.

Chris King: We know man. Get out of here you're blocking our sun.

JR hauls ass out of there.

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