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Date Posted: 13:55:59 12/12/99 Sun
Author: Corey "The Cooker" Cookson
Subject: General X read!
In reply to: General X 's message, "A war?Cookson read...." on 10:44:26 12/12/99 Sun

(The scene opens with the Canadian flag on the screen and "One Man Army" playing in the background.The Cooker suddenly appears holding his Canadian flag and T.V. title over his shoulder,he begins to speak).

Cooker:First of all I never bad mouthed America,all I said was that you're a punk and that Canada won the only war between our two countries.Second,you're right the person who I beat for this belt was pretty bad but he sure slapped you around a couple of times;that man's name is Todd Terrific the world title holder lost his T.V. belt to the undefeated Corey "The Cooker" Cookson.You've been lucky so far in your five matches thing because Cain Manson Crow quit and was payed to take the fall to you,that's what I've heard.But you won't get lucky again like that because I don't plan on quiting any time soon and if one of your lackies from your stable comes down Mack will be right on their ass.So the Cooker will step in the ring with you in his fifth ever match-up,he will keep his winning streak alive,he would've put his belt on the line if there wasn't a rule about no title shots until the pay-per view you damned fool, (OOC: seriously pay attention to the main page),he will give you a Cooker Spaniel,and he will go Catty-Whompous all night long until there is no more beer,no more hot-dogs,and no more General X.So soon you'll realize just like Chris King, Todd Terrific,Mat Blaster ,and all the other mooks i've beaten, why I'm the legend known as..................... the Cooker.

(He gives the Cooker spaniel sign as the camera fades out on the Canadian flag and "One Man Army").

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